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A League of Their Own - Season 20 Episode 6 -
Dame Laura Kenny, Big Zuu, Tony Bellew
Dame Laura Kenny, Big Zuu, Tony Bellew
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00:00Last ever episode of League of the Road.
00:12I want you to leave it all out on the studio, okay?
00:14Jamie, you're going to bring your experience.
00:16For 20 years I've been doing this show.
00:18I've loved every second.
00:19Let's make this the best show ever.
00:21Okay, that was longer than I hoped.
00:22Meeks, you're going to bring the energy?
00:23Yeah, big Meeks energy.
00:24Let's go.
00:24Let's go.
00:25And then Jill, you're going to bring the innuendos and all that?
00:28Yeah, I'm always happy to slip one in.
00:29Okay.
00:30Okay, great.
00:30That's exactly what I'm talking about.
00:32We're going to go in there and we are going to destroy League of the Road for the win.
00:36One, two, three, League of the Road.
00:39Come on.
00:40Hello, I'm Roman's rank, Nathan.
01:01and welcome to a very special episode of A League of Their Own on Sky.
01:05Let's meet the team.
01:06Joining Jamie Redknapp tonight is a rapping chef
01:09and the greatest ever British female Olympian.
01:12I'll let you work out which one is which.
01:13It's Big Zoo and Dame Laura Kenny!
01:23And on the blue team,
01:25alongside Jilla Mike is the angriest man in show business.
01:28But that's what happens when you spend a lifetime supporting Everton.
01:31It's Tony Bellew!
01:42Welcome, everybody. Welcome back, Laura.
01:44How are you? Thank you so much for joining us on our last show.
01:47Thanks for having me.
01:48Now, we've got to say, since you were last on the show,
01:51you have been voted the UK Sportswoman of the Century.
01:56An incredible team.
01:58Um, how did you find out about that?
02:03Um, I mean, I was on holiday, actually.
02:06I get a message saying,
02:07will you come on the radio tomorrow morning?
02:09And I was like, yeah?
02:11And I ring up.
02:12I'm literally beachside.
02:13And they're like,
02:14you've been voted Britain's female of this.
02:16And I was like, what?
02:17But yeah, it was amazing.
02:19It felt incredible.
02:20Well, congratulations.
02:21An amazing achievement.
02:22I don't know if you're aware,
02:22but Jamie actually won UK Sportsman of the 18th Century.
02:27Yay!
02:29Good job.
02:30All right, now, Tony, welcome back to the show.
02:32Tony.
02:33Tony.
02:33Tony, good job.
02:36We love him.
02:40Tony, we love you on this show.
02:43Absolute legend of the game.
02:44I hate coming on, but thank you.
02:46Well, that's what I was going to ask you.
02:47You're sad it's going to be your last time ever on the show?
02:49Absolutely not, no.
02:52I had some lunatic psychopath try and choke me to death
02:55on the first time I come here.
02:57Since then, I've been stuck on ceilings.
02:59I've been stuck to planes.
03:02It's a fucking joke.
03:03Just get rid of the whole show.
03:09We should point out, actually,
03:11that you're recovering from an injury at the moment,
03:13so you're not going to be able to do any, like,
03:14mad stunts or games tonight.
03:17We're sure you'll find something.
03:18No?
03:19Have you just made that injury up?
03:21No, what happened?
03:22No, Jill.
03:23Absolutely not.
03:23I think everybody who watched Soccer Aid
03:25seen me come off.
03:27You got injured in Soccer Aid?
03:28Yeah.
03:28What happened to you?
03:29Oh, I mean, because that's not rubbing in, mate.
03:30You know, you see me limp and it's not a fucking accident.
03:32This makes it was bad.
03:33He lost a big 50-50 with someone from Westlife.
03:43It only happens to me.
03:45Big Zoom.
03:46Big Zoom.
03:47My God.
03:48Woo!
03:49Woo!
03:49Woo!
03:50Woo!
03:50Woo!
03:51Now, Zoo, you got the winner at Soccer Aid this year.
03:53Yeah!
03:55Zoo, for people that haven't seen it, talk us through it.
03:58Talk us through the goal.
03:59Ah, it was 4-4.
04:01I knew I had one opportunity, one shot, one chance.
04:04I made myself three in the box.
04:06Jagielka was there.
04:07Wilshire was there.
04:09Defoe was there.
04:10Couldn't mark me.
04:11You know what I'm saying?
04:12Yeah.
04:13Jono's back killed it.
04:14Manny's passed it to me.
04:15So, through pass.
04:15He's going in front of me.
04:16I got hit.
04:17I've given it the left foot finesse bottom corner.
04:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:22I don't know why I've had a lot being like this.
04:23Oh, my God.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:25What?
04:26I banged it.
04:27Bottom corner.
04:28Banged it?
04:29I banged it.
04:30In my mother's life, I banged it.
04:31What a strike.
04:32CHEERING
04:33Let's have a look at it right now.
04:35Yeah!
04:36Jono's back to Brown.
04:38It's Big Zoo.
04:40Trying to go for it!
04:41Oh!
04:42Big Zoo!
04:43Big Zoo's done it!
04:44He's come out with the right recipe to put the world 11 in front.
04:48And it moves the world to him.
04:50Ooh!
04:51He said it, to be fair, free game.
04:53He said, I'm going to get the goal.
04:55I'm going to get the winner.
04:56I think we're kidding.
04:59Do you know?
05:00Do you know what makes that goal more impressive?
05:02Scored pass.
05:03One of the best keepers to ever host Take Me Out.
05:06Jono, what are you saying over there?
05:07I can see you saying some comments.
05:09Shocking.
05:10What do you make of that goal?
05:12That goal was so bad.
05:15Why?
05:16Africa started sending money back.
05:18Oh!
05:19All right.
05:22I've got to ask you a question.
05:24I've got to ask you a question.
05:25How many goals have you scored at Old Trafford?
05:26Oh.
05:27Oh.
05:28I'm just asking.
05:29I'm just asking.
05:30Have you?
05:31No, I've not scored at Old Trafford.
05:32Oh!
05:33You were against Paddy McGinnish!
05:36So what?
05:37So what?
05:38He was shit!
05:39Have you seen the score sheet?
05:40Have you seen the score sheet?
05:41Have you seen the score sheet?
05:42It says, Wayne Rooney, Tony Duggan, Jermaine Defoe, Carlos Tevez, Big Zoo.
05:46Finished!
05:47Finished!
05:48Finished!
05:49Uh, right.
05:50It is time for a sporting challenge.
05:53I sent Big Meeks and Zoo to meet an F1 legend at Silverstone ahead of the British Grand Prix.
05:59Uh, Zoo, you a good driver?
06:01Um, I'm not the best.
06:03I've had my licence for two years.
06:05Uh, and as I got my licence, I crashed into a parked bus.
06:09You crashed into a parked bus?
06:11Yeah, the bus was parked.
06:12Yeah.
06:13They're sneaky, though.
06:14Difficult to see, aren't they?
06:15I know.
06:16Uh, makes me worried about going up and getting to see.
06:19Come on, look at him.
06:21You've only passed your test for two weeks.
06:24I wasn't worried.
06:25Two years, actually.
06:26Two years.
06:27What about you, Jay?
06:28What?
06:29Driver.
06:30Am I good driver?
06:31We've all just been talking about driving, yes.
06:32Yeah, I know, but I don't really want to get involved.
06:34Why?
06:35I'm banned.
06:36Are you?
06:37How'd you get banned?
06:40Speeding.
06:41Oh.
06:42Don't seem the kind, yeah?
06:43You don't seem the type of nothing.
06:44I know.
06:45Accumulation of points.
06:46And how do you expect him to be at a count how many points he's on?
06:49I've had, uh, four, uh, six.
06:55Uh, okay.
06:58Uh, now, before Meeks and Zoo were let loose around Silverstone,
07:01I'd arranged for them to meet one of the greatest drivers
07:04in the history of Formula One.
07:06That's right, Max Verstappen, to get them up to speed.
07:09Check this out.
07:18Hi, guys.
07:19Hey!
07:20Nice seeing you again!
07:21We're like besties!
07:22How's it going, man?
07:23Are you good?
07:24Well, welcome to Silverstone.
07:26I think we're gonna have quite a good day today.
07:27What are we doing?
07:28You guys get to drive around the F1 track.
07:29Yes!
07:30But the best bit is, I'm gonna be the judge who is the best driver around here.
07:33But how are we gonna do it?
07:34We've never actually been on a track.
07:36The fun bit.
07:37I'm gonna drive you around.
07:38You're gonna drive us around?
07:39One lap.
07:40One lap.
07:41Yeah.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Before we go, just looking at us, who would you think is gonna be the best driver?
07:45I mean, I don't want you to...
07:46You know, you know, in F1 also, you know, when you're normally a bit lighter.
07:51But we might have some good grip in the corners.
07:54Yeah!
07:55Good grip!
07:56In Max with Charles.
07:57Max with Charles.
07:58Yeah?
07:59I'll try my best.
08:00We're gonna do this?
08:01So you're actually gonna drive us?
08:02Yep.
08:03Let's go.
08:04Leave the line.
08:05Leave the line.
08:06That sky body is crazy, Bowman.
08:08I can't teach them enough in one lap, but I'll try my very best.
08:11I'm gonna be driven by the fastest driver in the world.
08:14It's like me.
08:15Best player in the world at one point.
08:17Best driver, you know, can you see the surprise?
08:19I'm a legend for two years.
08:21I am the underdog.
08:22But, ain't over to the Fat Lady Sings.
08:24And I'm not a fat lady.
08:25I'm a fat man.
08:30Are we ready?
08:39First 20 seconds, I couldn't hear anything when Michael was in the car.
08:44I'm like, oh my God, what is going on?
08:46She was screaming as well.
08:49We go wide.
08:50You have to always open up the corner.
08:51Hit the curb a little bit.
08:57Basically, the lessons are go fast.
09:01Close my eyes for the first probably eight corners.
09:07This is quite a fast corner, you see.
09:09My God!
09:12I was petrified.
09:14There was genuine pee coming out of my pee hole.
09:17See these very parking?
09:18Oh, so that's 150.
09:20These are telling you when to chill out.
09:22Oh, my days, you break hard.
09:27Fast combination of corners.
09:29Straight into that.
09:30Max, I have a life.
09:31I have family.
09:33Oh, he's trapped there.
09:35Oh, Max.
09:37Remember, outside, inside, outside.
09:39Yeah, whatever you say, bro.
09:41Use all the roads.
09:43Use all the roads.
09:44Use all the roads.
09:48Here, it's sliding.
09:49Yeah, it's sliding.
09:50Oh, my God, it's sliding.
09:51I don't know where I be.
09:56It's a lot taken, you know, the break-in, the driving.
09:58I'm a little bit over one.
09:59I'm not going to lie.
10:00I'm a little bit away.
10:01How was that, Maxie?
10:03How was it?
10:06Having been out with Max, I'm a little bit nervous.
10:09I was really cocky at the start.
10:10But now, reality is hitting.
10:13Have you got any toilet, bro?
10:14Uh, mate, that was a bit embarrassing, wasn't it?
10:24Yeah, it was embarrassing.
10:26I mean, you almost put him off.
10:27He's a Formula One car.
10:29You were louder than an F1 car.
10:31So that left you slightly less confident?
10:34Less confident, yeah.
10:35So, what was it like getting a driving lesson from Max Verstappen?
10:38Oh, bro.
10:39Like, just surreal.
10:41Like, I can't...
10:42I never thought I'd be doing that.
10:43After hitting that bus, I didn't think I'd, you know, get to that level.
10:46Uh, Laura, what sort of driver are you?
10:48Erm...
10:49It depends who you ask.
10:50I think if you ask Jason, he would say I'm aggressive.
10:53But I would say I drive with purpose.
10:56Right.
10:57Everything's a race.
10:58When you see car, it's a race.
11:00Like, and so, yeah, I'm a bit of a maniac.
11:03You're an aggressive driver.
11:05Now, Jamie, the challenge actually was to see who Max Verstappen thought was the best driver
11:09as opposed to who was just the fastest.
11:11Does that give you a bit more confidence in Zoo?
11:13I've got confidence in my mind, Big Zoo.
11:15It's not the quickest driver on the track.
11:16It's like who Max thought was...
11:17That's just fake.
11:18Listen, just be pleased you could do it.
11:20LAUGHTER
11:21APPLAUSE
11:25Now, Jill, as I said, the challenge isn't just about speed.
11:31It's about driving lines, being a smooth driver.
11:33Are you still feeling confident Max is going to win this?
11:35I think if it was about finishing quickly, I've heard you're good at that.
11:39LAUGHTER
11:44APPLAUSE
11:45But because it's about safety and protection...
11:48LAUGHTER
11:50..I think he's going to be shit.
11:52LAUGHTER
11:53OK, it's time to see how Meeks and Zoo got on at Silverstone.
11:57They each had a lap around the track.
11:59For their safety, they'd be joined by a stunt driver,
12:02and for Max's safety, he'd be watching from Red Bull HQ.
12:05Whoever impressed Max the most will win three points for their team.
12:08Let's see how they got on.
12:09MUSIC PLAYS
12:22Hey, Zoo, you all right?
12:23I can't get my head in.
12:24All right, put the seat down, Zoo.
12:26On the control, go down, that's good.
12:30All the way down.
12:32Yeah!
12:34I've got this.
12:35Good acceleration.
12:43Outside, inside.
12:46Kind of outside.
12:50It's fast.
12:51Committed.
12:52Brakes, brakes, brakes.
12:53Yeah.
12:54Brakes.
12:55Back in the power.
12:56Yeah.
12:57Keep it all the way right.
12:58That's a bad turn.
12:59You've got to hug the side.
13:00Max said hug the side.
13:02All right, let's keep it, let's keep it down.
13:04Oh!
13:05Almost the wrong exit.
13:06Ha, ha, ha.
13:07Brakes, man.
13:08Brakes.
13:09Oh!
13:10That was late on the brakes.
13:11He's better than Ford.
13:12He's definitely better than Red now.
13:13I feel like I'm being hustled here, you know?
13:14He shouldn't be this good.
13:15Oh!
13:16That's close.
13:17What?
13:18Oh, we touched a little bit of dirt.
13:19He went on the grass.
13:20I've already won.
13:21You can't go on the grass and be finessed.
13:22Yeah.
13:23Yeah.
13:24Yeah.
13:25We hugged that curb down there.
13:26Yeah.
13:27Big tight up.
13:28Yeah.
13:29Committed on entry.
13:30Good.
13:31Yeah.
13:32We hugged that curb down there.
13:33Yeah.
13:34Big tight up.
13:35Yeah.
13:36Committed on entry.
13:37Good.
13:38I'm impressed with it, guys.
13:39Nice.
13:40Now, despite the...
13:41I've already won.
13:42I've already won.
13:43You can't go on the grass and be finessed.
13:44Yeah.
13:45We hugged that curb down there.
13:46Yeah.
13:47Big tight up.
13:48Yeah.
13:49Committed on entry.
13:50Good.
13:58I'm impressed with it, guys.
14:00Nice.
14:01Nice.
14:02Now, despite Zhu struggling initially to get into the car, I can tell you that there
14:11was only one second between your laps.
14:13Me?
14:14One second?
14:15One second?
14:16Do you think you might have underestimated Zhu?
14:17Maybe.
14:18To be honest, I was just happy to go around a track without getting pulled over, to be
14:21honest.
14:22I mean, it wouldn't be great to lose to a guy who couldn't fit his head in the car.
14:26I thought you were just going to leave it hanging out there like a dog.
14:30OK.
14:31Here is what Max had to say.
14:34Who am I picking?
14:36It was a very tough one.
14:39Yeah.
14:40Initially, I thought Michael was the one.
14:43Then I was, like, jumping in the car with both of them.
14:46Michael screamed for 20 seconds straight, so I couldn't hear a thing.
14:49So I was like, ooh, it might not be him.
14:52Then, you know, I sort of started the laps with Zhu.
14:55He felt a bit more comfortable.
14:56Looked like a bit more comfortable.
14:58So it was very tough to make the decision.
15:00Also, they were promising me all sorts of, you know, food, tickets to games.
15:04So it was very hard to choose between these two things.
15:07And at the end, I think, yeah, for me, what I did it was that,
15:11Micah looked a little bit more in control, also at the end of the lap.
15:15So I have to give it to Micah.
15:16Yeah!
15:17Yeah!
15:18Yeah!
15:19Yeah!
15:20Yeah!
15:21Yeah!
15:22Yeah!
15:23Yeah!
15:24Yeah!
15:25Yeah!
15:26Yeah!
15:27Yeah!
15:28Yeah, man!
15:29Uh, congratulations, Micah.
15:31How do you feel about that?
15:32I feel great.
15:33Obviously, I was offered him the tickets.
15:34He was offered him food.
15:35I offered him, I said I'd cook him dinner.
15:37No, honestly, the better man won.
15:38He deserved it.
15:39Well done.
15:40Oh!
15:41Yes!
15:42Come on, Micah.
15:43Uh, a big thank you to F1, Oracle, Red Bull Racing and Max Verstappen.
15:48And that means, at the end of that, Blue Team, you've scored three points.
15:53Yes!
15:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:56OK, this question is for both teams.
16:00Take a look at this.
16:01MUSIC PLAYS
16:06MUSIC PLAYS
16:08OK, this question is for both teams.
16:12Take a look at this.
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16:20MUSIC PLAYS
16:22MUSIC couleur
16:23MUSIC CONDITIONS
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16:32MUSIC missile
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16:38MUSIC CONDITIONS
16:40MUSIC CONDITIONS
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16:47MUSIC CONDITIONS
16:50MUSIC FINE
16:51of all British sporting moments that have all taken place since the show started in 2010.
16:55But which one did the British public vote as being the most iconic?
16:59The Lionesses winning their first ever Euros, Sir Andy Murray becoming the first British man to
17:04win Wimbledon in 77 years, or Super Saturday at the London 2012 Olympics? I don't know about you,
17:09but for me, Super Saturday is when I find out the kids are staying at their friends and Lisa's
17:12had a glass of wine. But that's just me. Jill, you were part of the Lionesses' first Euros win
17:18in 2022. Would you say that your achievement is the most iconic? Oh, they're pretty iconic,
17:29to be fair. Yeah, I was part of it. I suppose 16 years at England, I played 10 tournaments,
17:37and I think the only thing people remember from my career is me saying to a German player,
17:42fuck off, you fucking prick. It's probably my most iconic one. I actually heard a report that it
17:52was the German player that swore at you first. Apparently, I heard that she said,
17:56what the fuck are you doing here, Crouchy?
18:02Tony, what would you say your beloved Everton sporting highlight of the last 15 years is?
18:07That time they nearly got relegated but didn't, or that other time they nearly got relegated and they
18:10didn't. It's about the other year and they nearly got relegated and they didn't. Sorry,
18:15Ron, how would you support again? Why did I poke the bear? I was one no idea you support, Ron.
18:20I'm an Arsenal fan. Oh, is that the fuckers who just bottle it every single season? You choke at the
18:25very last hurdle, who spends a billion quid and got nothing to show for it? Why did I start?
18:31What the fuck the hell are you laughing at over there? So, just another one. We've got another
18:37fucking black cop out over there. Never been to Liverpool a bit in his life. You know what I mean?
18:42Who do you support? I support Liverpool. I'm from London, but I support Liverpool.
18:47Zoo, Liverpool's first title in 30 years didn't make the list because, you know, it's COVID and that
18:52so it doesn't really count. It definitely does count. Man, it counts about as much as scoring
18:55past a guy that says, no likey, no likey. Do you know what I mean? Tony, what do you think
19:01about Liverpool's little COVID title? They're having a great time at the minute. They've bought the
19:06league. They've spent, you know, 450 or 500 million quid. You just bought the league?
19:12You just bought the league, mate. Literally, you bought the seasoned league. It's a joke,
19:16just let the bastards piss off. Dad! Don't be a hater. Come on, star. We've got the best stadium
19:27in the country. It generates so much noise. Do you know we're the fifth loudest decibel noise
19:31that's ever been created in a football stadium and we're only just getting started? Everton Football
19:35Club are coming back. The big times are coming back. I'm telling you now we're going to have...
19:39Since 1995. Since 1995. Oh, my God. We haven't won a trophy. We haven't won a trophy. We haven't won a trophy.
19:46And you've never been in fucking Anfield. We shut the airport soon. We closed the
19:53train station. Yes! I love it. I was just going to ask Tony, because by the time this gets aired,
20:00it'll probably be sort of November time, so Everton might have lost to quite a few games,
20:03relegation fights, so if you want to give a difference. Oh, okay, now we're getting on Botox.
20:09You've had a little bit of Botox, you told me. Fuck off.
20:18You've got one fellow who supports two teams. Come on. I mean, if that isn't a reason for an arrest,
20:24I don't know what is. So, when Liverpool play Bournemouth, who should actually support you?
20:29That's an interesting one tone, actually. So, I like Bournemouth. Yeah, but who do you support when
20:34they play each other? Oh, Bournemouth for Liverpool. Yeah. I want them to draw. Oh, my...
20:38Get them off the studio. Someone come with handcuffs and take them now. It's a fucking crime what he's just
20:45said. I like them. I've actually got, you know, like the scarves half and half. Oh, no!
20:49So, what about Super Saturday then? Meeks, you competed for Team GB at London 2020. Yes,
20:59I did. I'm Olympian. Yeah. Did you get into the Olympics first? Oh, I loved it. It was amazing.
21:04Yeah. It was a bit weird though, because the first couple of weeks, you got to pretend to like
21:08sports like hockey and cycling, didn't you? Yeah. But after that... Sorry. No.
21:15But it was just unbelievable, wasn't it, Jill? Come on. Yeah, no, it was. It was really good. I think you were
21:21doing different things in the Olympics to me though. What was I doing? Like, well, we were trying to
21:26win a medal. You were just cleaning up in the village. You were. I was, I was. You were. Did you hit
21:33the McDonald's hard? Oh, McDonald's was amazing. Yeah. I'm a free McDonald's member. Yeah, but I didn't
21:38mean cleaning up the food. I meant the girls. Oh. Then you like the hockey and the cycling. You're like,
21:45I'll give you a good ride. Come on.
21:56Laura, be honest with me. Do you count footballers like Jill and makes as proper Olympians? Like, genuinely, just...
22:02Right. Once... No, no, no, no. Listen, hear me out. Hear me out. Right. Once Olympian, always Olympian.
22:06Yeah? You can have the title. That's fine. But like, it's not your pinnacle as proven by the fact you don't
22:11seem to care. Whereas for us, it's like, it's everything. And like, so... Yeah, they take it for
22:20granted, aren't they? Yeah, just... No, we don't. Yeah, spoiled pricks, aren't they? They get an opportunity to
22:25represent Team GP in the Olympics. They're just running around the corridors trying to pull eating
22:29McDonald's. Yeah, exactly. What's your highlight from the Olympics? McDonald's was sick. I was up and down the
22:35corridors on the rampage. Jill, we've actually got a photo of you from 2012. Let's have a look. You've
22:41barely changed, to be honest. Why are you doing it? Why are you doing it? Why are you doing it?
22:48You are the more bastards. Such a cheap shot.
22:53Uh, OK, teams, I need an answer from you guys, so lock them in. Red team, uh, what are you going
22:59for on this? Put them in order, please. It's got to be... It's got to be... Yeah, it's got to be...
23:04Don't tell them. Can we repeat the question? One more time run, please. Yes, just put those in order.
23:11Well, uh, let's see if you're right. I can tell you that the Lionesses winning the Euros
23:21was third. Yes. Super Saturday was second. Andy Murray winning one. Oh, no!
23:26Oh, no! Came in at number one. Oh, no!
23:28Oh! No way! Yeah, she was right. Yeah. Red team, you got zero. Blue team, you got one.
23:34Well, we took a gamble. APPLAUSE
23:39Now, as it's the last show, we asked the public which game they would like to see,
23:42and there were two clear favourites, Popstar Penalties and Human Darts.
23:46But, uh, we couldn't decide which one to do, so we did this.
23:51Popstar Human Darts
23:54Popstar Human Darts
23:57Popstar talking about
23:59The Popstar
24:00Popstar Human Darts
24:03Yes, this is Popstar Human Darts.
24:06Our teams are going to see who can get the highest score
24:08using their Popstar Human Darts.
24:10There's three points for the winner. All we need now is a Popstar.
24:16Popstar!
24:20Popstar!
24:21Let's see who's up first, playing for the Blue Team.
24:31Please welcome Una from the Saturdays.
24:35Do you want to pretend that you're a superstar?
24:38And now you want to pretend what you can be the best?
24:43Don't tell me that your time is hard to be true.
24:47You need to have a sit down with your feet.
24:49Oh!
24:51Let's go and do it.
24:51Una, welcome to the show. Are you a big fan of Darts?
24:54It is certainly not on my bingo card to be a human's art ever in my life,
24:58but here I am.
24:59Listen, it's going to go great.
25:00OK, Blue Team, you're going to be up first.
25:02You've got three goes.
25:04Una, happy about the decision to come on?
25:08Here we go.
25:08Oh, dear show.
25:10OK, now.
25:12Yeah!
25:15Blue Team, you're up first.
25:16How far can we pull back?
25:18As far as you like, I guess.
25:20As far as you can.
25:21Let's play dance!
25:22OK, here we go.
25:23A bit further if you can, but, but, but, but, but, but.
25:25Put your leg down, girl!
25:26Come on, Una!
25:28Two, three, go!
25:29One!
25:32Uh, OK, Blue Team, your second dart, please.
25:45Keep that head down, girl.
25:46Come on low it.
25:47She's got the other line.
25:48Head down.
25:49Ready, head down.
25:50One, two, three, go!
25:52Blue Team, that was a bullseye!
26:00Wow!
26:07Okay.
26:08Your third dart, Una, are you OK?
26:09I'm good, I'm a failing for the bullseye!
26:10Oh, well done.
26:11Great stuff!
26:11Another bull, one, one.
26:13Another bullseye girl!
26:14Another bullseye!
26:15One, two, three, go!
26:19Three, go!
26:20Oh
26:33Okay, can we take this to VAR please because but you didn't actually I mean she saw a face-planted it
26:42Look at this you can see here bang yes
26:45We're given 18 you've got a total of 73
26:53I don't know about you Jill, but I'm still quite peckish. Who fancies another pop star? Yeah
27:03Let's see who it is
27:05Oh
27:14Please welcome the one and only
27:19Oh
27:25Oh
27:27Oh
27:29Oh
27:39Chesney lovely to see you. Thanks for coming on the show. How are you?
27:42I'd rather be dressed up like a dickhead and flying through the air then sing that song again
27:46Oh
27:49Jay you big fan of Chesney's mate. He's my one and only so happy
27:54Go on Jay go and pull Chesney off really hard
28:02Okay, red team it's your turn
28:04Let's play dance
28:06Oh
28:15oh
28:27You scored well, boys
28:29OK, dart number two. Let's play dance.
28:34Pick up a bit more, bit more, bit more, man.
28:37Yes, Chesney! Ready? One, two, three, go!
28:40All right, buddy!
28:42Whoa!
28:53OK, your third dart. Let's play dance.
28:56Double 20. Aim high, aim high, aim high, aim high.
29:01Go!
29:03There we go. That's it.
29:11So after that blue team, you scored 73, red team, you scored 41,
29:15which means the blue team have won the bonus points.
29:19Keep it, keep it.
29:22Please give it up for the PDC dance dancers and our pop stars,
29:25Uther and Chesney!
29:30See you in a bit.
29:31Now, this is the show that makes dreams come true.
29:46So as it's the final episode, I arranged a special treat for Jamie.
29:50Jamie, tell everyone what your ultimate fantasy is.
29:53Ah, Rom, you know what it is, baby.
29:55No, no, I mean, keep it show-suitable.
29:57OK, I'm sorry.
29:58I'm not talking about the twin sisters and the panda.
30:00Yeah.
30:02I want a hole-in-one.
30:03You want a hole-in-one.
30:04Now, Jamie, you've tried a hole-in-one before.
30:07Well, not just try.
30:08I've been playing golf since I was probably eight years of age,
30:11and all I've wanted to do is get a hole-in-one,
30:13and I've not been lucky enough to get one yet.
30:15We did try a few years ago, and unfortunately I couldn't do it.
30:18Yes, I mean, that's right.
30:19On the previous occasions, you let everybody down.
30:21But as it's the final show,
30:23I wanted to give Jamie one more chance to fulfil his dream.
30:26But to help motivate him,
30:27he was going head-to-head against golf lover Tony.
30:30If either of them managed to get a hole-in-one,
30:32they'd win three bonus points for their team.
30:34However, there was one small detail I forgot to mention
30:37before they arrived.
30:38Have a look at this.
30:42Beautiful day, Tony.
30:43What a day for a hole-in-one challenge
30:45with one of my best mates.
30:46Mate, thank you very much.
30:48I'm happy to be here,
30:49and the most thing I'm happy about
30:50is we're doing a normal challenge.
30:52There's nothing silly going to happen.
30:54No-one's sticking me to a ceiling,
30:55and no-one's trying to attach me to a plane.
30:57I'm just going to play a bit of golf.
31:03Jay, what's that about?
31:07Come on.
31:11Every time I come on this show,
31:13it's planes, it's roofs, it's heights.
31:15This is a joke.
31:16This is not on this.
31:17This is not too long.
31:18It's just gotta be.
31:21Jimmy!
31:22Johnny!
31:24Do you know who that is?
31:25No.
31:26That's Mark from the Guinness Book of Records.
31:27What's he doing here?
31:30I don't like that stuff either.
31:32I don't need this.
31:36What's that for?
31:38Welcome, welcome, gentlemen.
31:40It's time for a head-to-head challenge.
31:43The first of you to get a hole-in-one
31:46will achieve a Guinness World Records title
31:50for the highest altitude hole-in-one.
31:54Are you coming up there with us?
31:59No.
32:01All right, gentlemen, all harnessed up and ready to go.
32:04Yeah.
32:05You have until sunset to achieve the record.
32:08One last thing.
32:09I'm in charge of how high you go.
32:12Good luck.
32:13Good to see you're still a bundle of fun.
32:17Take it off!
32:20This is definitely safe, guys, yeah?
32:22I feel sick.
32:23How are you feeling?
32:25This is high enough.
32:26That's enough now.
32:27This is perfect.
32:28Halfway there.
32:30Oh, Mark.
32:31Oh, it's getting quicker as well.
32:32Don't like this tone.
32:33And it's getting wobbly tone.
32:35And windy.
32:36Jay, will you stop reminding me of what I already know?
32:38This is as high as we can go.
32:39All right.
32:40Oh, it's moving.
32:41I'm getting down.
32:42Why is it moving so much?
32:43I'm getting down.
32:44Get down, Tony.
32:45Oh, Tony, why is it doing that noise?
32:46What's...
32:47I don't know!
32:48This is not fair.
32:50Mark!
32:51How high are we now?
32:53We'll need to measure.
32:54Just stand tight.
32:56Stand tight?
32:57I'm moving around.
32:58Tony, you'll be going first.
33:01If you can take up your position, it's time to begin.
33:06For the record.
33:08Oh, for fucks.
33:09No, no.
33:10Hey!
33:11No one's saying about fireworks, donut!
33:13You're out of Audubon.
33:14Right, are you ready?
33:16Yeah.
33:17You're going first.
33:21Come on, Tony.
33:22Put it in.
33:25Come on, Tony.
33:26This is going to be so hard.
33:27I've come here for the game of golf, and as usual, I have been set up.
33:30You understand how high up we are here?
33:32Oh, my God.
33:33I'm trying not to think about it, Tony.
33:34My ass is switching.
33:39Tony's going in!
33:40It's in!
33:41Is it possible today?
33:42Look, I'm going to need to make sure I hit a great shot.
33:44I've been playing golf for so long, and I've still not had a hole in one.
33:54Oh, no, that's so bad.
33:55Your practice shots are over, if you can start taking it seriously, please.
33:58What's he giving it all that for?
34:02Come on, Tony.
34:05Bit hard, isn't it?
34:06Yeah.
34:07It is a bit hard.
34:08One of your left looks that one, Tony.
34:09Mark, you ready?
34:10I've been ready for the last hour.
34:13Yeah, I'll pick that one out, Mark.
34:17Gentlemen, I have to remain impartial, but if I could give you one piece of advice...
34:23Yeah!
34:24Aim for the hole!
34:25Shut up!
34:26Get up!
34:27Get up, you plunker!
34:34Come on, Tony, concentrate.
34:41Oh, what a try, Tony!
34:44That one's the closest check.
34:47Together, you've collectively hit over 200 balls.
34:52If one of the next ones can go in the hole, that would be appreciated.
34:55Mark!
34:56Make yourself useful and clear the balls away, please!
35:00Do shot and properly, love.
35:02That's it.
35:04Tony, let's go home, mate.
35:05This is it.
35:07That's a good strike.
35:08Oh!
35:09Oh, my God, that dance around the hole.
35:11Ah!
35:12Come on.
35:13They gave me a hard half for safety.
35:14They could have just asked me to sit on the hole.
35:15Shut up, you donut.
35:16This is it, baby.
35:17Give this book a record's time.
35:18That's got a chance, Tony.
35:19That has a chance.
35:20That's us!
35:21That's us!
35:22That's us!
35:23That's us!
35:24Oh, my God!
35:25For fuck's sake!
35:26Wow, wow, wow.
35:27I'm going to have to put in for overtime at this rate.
35:28Oh!
35:29Shut up, you donut.
35:30This is it, baby.
35:31Give this book a record's time.
35:33That's got a chance, Tony.
35:34That has a chance.
35:35That's us!
35:36That's us!
35:37That's us!
35:38That's us!
35:39That's us!
35:40Oh, my God!
35:41Oh!
35:42For fuck's sake!
35:43Wow, wow, wow.
35:44I'm going to have to put in for overtime at this rate.
35:49Mark.
35:50Look at that.
35:51Does it get any closer?
35:52Pretty close, but not quite there.
35:53We've been up there three hours.
35:56You giving up?
35:57So close.
35:58Oh!
35:59So close.
36:00Oh!
36:01Oh!
36:02Oh!
36:03Oh!
36:04Oh!
36:05Oh!
36:06Oh!
36:07Oh!
36:08Oh!
36:09Oh!
36:10Oh!
36:11Oh!
36:12Oh!
36:13Oh!
36:14Oh!
36:15Oh!
36:16Oh!
36:17Oh!
36:18Oh!
36:19Was it a nice little surprise being part of a Guinness World Records attempt?
36:23No, mate.
36:24What?
36:25Put me up on the fucking gods in the sky?
36:27Just ridiculous.
36:28I thought I was going for a nice little knock of golf with me mate Jamie and then turned
36:33up and seen this big stupid crane on a golf course and I was just like, this is ridiculous.
36:37How horrible was it being up there?
36:39Because it looked pretty shaky.
36:41Mate, when the wind was kicking in, it wasn't nice at all.
36:44Yeah, it wasn't nice.
36:45It was horrible.
36:46Er, Jay, at any point did you start to worry about letting everyone down again?
36:49You know, us, the crew, your family and friends, everyone watching tonight, Sky TV, television
36:54as a whole?
36:55It was so difficult and everyone thinks I'll get in and it only looks like we're hitting
36:58it softly but we had to land it in the perfect spot.
37:01So yeah, it was a bit of a nightmare and I felt obviously so disappointed.
37:04Jill, do you think either of them are going to do it?
37:07I'd like to see them do it.
37:08It's nice to see Jamie's career finally reach a decent height though, innit?
37:13Well, that's what I enjoyed about it, I think.
37:16Good workshop.
37:17Er, Zoo, do you play golf?
37:21I have no idea what you lot are talking about.
37:23Golf?
37:24You're a par four for the pool, par for the four?
37:27That sounded like a bar, you know.
37:29Albatross birdies.
37:30Albatross, what?
37:31Laura, now that you've retired, have you got into new hobbies like golf?
37:37Er, no, not golf.
37:38I'm on the same wavelength.
37:39I haven't got a clue what you're going on about, to be honest.
37:41It's just like a stop, start, walk.
37:43Like, I don't want to stop, stop.
37:45I just want to walk.
37:46Are you always going to play soon?
37:48You two go out, have a game.
37:49Are you actually, yeah?
37:50Isn't that expensive to do though?
37:51How much is it?
37:52Like a year's membership?
37:53Well, it depends where you're a member, doesn't it?
37:54But if I wanted to come and member your golf club.
37:56Yeah, you could get blackballed, yeah, if you didn't.
37:58What would I...
37:59Wow.
38:00Wow.
38:01That was a...
38:02Oh, my God, please.
38:03Whoa.
38:04You used to get a gun so soon, like...
38:06I thought this was a lunch show, Jake.
38:08Sorry, sorry, sorry.
38:09I...
38:10I...
38:11The question was, could I join your golf club?
38:13Immediately you go, you could get blackballed.
38:15That was...
38:16It's actually true.
38:17There were some courses where you, if you join in there,
38:20and they're not sure about you, then you could get blackballed.
38:22What do you mean, not sure?
38:23Well, if they don't like, you know, what you do, or where you're from,
38:25or anything like that.
38:26So if you're black.
38:27No, no, no.
38:30Let's move on.
38:31Let's go...
38:32Let's go to the hole-in-one.
38:33I mean, Jay...
38:34What?
38:35You keep applying the tan, you might be close to getting banned yourself.
38:38Well, after already missing 521 times between them,
38:46Jamie and Tony decide to have one final push.
38:49Let's see how they got on.
38:50All right, Cumberton.
38:51Round two, mate.
38:52Round two.
38:53And this is where there's no more Mr. Nice Guy, all right?
38:55End your own time!
38:56End your own time!
38:57Close!
38:58Fuck off!
38:59I'm done!
39:00Fuck off!
39:01I'm done!
39:02Fuck off!
39:03I'm done!
39:04I'm done!
39:05I'm done!
39:06I'm done!
39:07I'm done!
39:08I'm done!
39:09I'm done!
39:10Oh!
39:11Fuck!
39:12Fuck!
39:13Fuck!
39:14Fuck!
39:15Fuck!
39:16Fuck!
39:17Come on, come back.
39:18We need your toe.
39:19If I can just remind you of the challenge, it's to get the ball in the hole.
39:26Is there a world record for the least funny man?
39:29Congratulations.
39:30You've just won another one.
39:31It's got a great line on it.
39:32Oh, no!
39:33Oh, my God!
39:34Oh, my God!
39:35Went to the hole.
39:36Went to the hole and bounced out.
39:37If the ball bounces out, it does not count, I'm afraid.
39:38Oh, my God.
39:39The sun is setting, gentlemen.
39:40This is your last chance to get in your hole-in-one.
39:41Good luck.
39:42This is it, baby.
39:43Hole-in-one time.
39:44Hole-in-one time.
39:45Come on, come on, let's go.
39:47That's the favourite place to land!
39:48Oh, my God!
39:49Oh, my God!
39:52The sun is setting, gentlemen!
39:54This is your last chance to get in your hole-in-one!
39:56Good luck!
39:57This is it, baby.
39:58Hole-in-one time, give this Booker records time.
40:01Come on now, come on, champ!
40:02Let's go!
40:04That's the favourite place to land!
40:07Oh, my God!
40:10Oh, God!
40:12My god, it's gone in the old and round it
40:23Come on, this is the one this is the one
40:30I'm losing the will to live oh fuck off
40:36Last go come on. Do you think one's gonna slam dunk or if we're gonna roll it in it's not gonna stay mate
40:41It's got to roll in
40:44Even the second bounce might not stay in see it's gonna have to roll like that
41:11Oh
41:16We've done it big boy
41:19We've done it
41:23We did it rock anyway
41:26Yes
41:28Yes, boys are we record breakers?
41:31Congratulations. You are officially amazing. Thank you my top man mark. We're in a league of our own guys
41:38Mark I'm gonna get the ball. All right
41:42Come on, this is it
41:44Oh
41:48Woo!
41:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:52Woo!
41:53Wow! Give it up for Jamie Redner!
41:57Yay!
41:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:01Jamie, that was...
42:03Ah...
42:04That was unbelievable. So, how do you feel?
42:07I can honestly say it makes me emotional watching that because to do it on the last ever episode with my big mate Tony
42:15We'd tried so hard and genuinely we had
42:2015-20 minutes left of daylight and we had to do it Tony didn't we?
42:23Didn't mind who did it at that point and we just got the perfect line on one and it just dribbled in
42:28Ah, so happy. Do you reckon you would have got there Tony? Were you happy or disappointed?
42:32It was a good laugh. We had a laugh. In the end, the height just went away because I was up there for that fucking long
42:40I'd lost the will to live and I just thought, even if I fall off, I'm not arsed anymore
42:44LAUGHTER
42:46At one point, he was going...
42:48Seriously, he said to me, take me harness off, I've had enough of this
42:52LAUGHTER
42:54I'm Scouse, I'm not Welsh
42:56LAUGHTER
42:58You've got three bonus points. You've also got yourself a world record and to present you with your certificate, please welcome Mark
43:12MUSIC PLAYS
43:13MUSIC PLAYS
43:15MUSIC PLAYS
43:17MUSIC PLAYS
43:21MUSIC PLAYS
43:23MUSIC PLAYS
43:25Mark, really nice to see you. Welcome back to the show. Pleasant to be back.
43:28MUSIC PLAYS
43:29Yeah.
43:30LAUGHTER
43:31How did you feel about Jamie kissing you?
43:33Well, it wasn't the first time it's happened.
43:35LAUGHTER
43:36Was there part of you hoping it would go further?
43:39I wish that Tony had won, to be honest.
43:42LAUGHTER
43:43APPLAUSE
43:45OK, listen, time to make it official now, Mark. Over to you.
43:52Congratulations, Jamie. One final time, you are officially amazing. Well done.
44:00bundled, thank you so
44:13I'm ashamed of you.
44:16Please give it up to Mark from Guinness World Records.
44:20It's time for our final round. Let's see what they're up against tonight.
44:40This is Goal Mouth Scramble. I'm transporting the teams back to the days of proper football with leather balls, muddy pitches and big tackles.
44:47They'll be trying to answer multiple choice questions by scoring in the goal that matches the right answer, while the other team tried to stop them.
44:54Let's welcome back our teams!
44:56CHEERS
45:16Chesney has subbed in for Tony as he's recovering from the snap to kill him. Jamie, was that something that would have kept a player like you out back in the day?
45:23I'd have played on with that one time. Sorry.
45:26Laura, you looking forward to this?
45:28Definitely, yep.
45:29OK, so you look unbelievable.
45:33Who are you today, too?
45:34I'm not sure.
45:35What player are you feeling? You've got to go into that era, are you thinking?
45:38I don't know any old players, man. Jamie Redknapp.
45:45OK, blue team, you're going to be defending first. Red team, you are answering questions. Get yourselves into position, please.
45:52Come on, dude. We need you.
45:55What is this brown stuff?
45:57I produced it earlier.
45:59Blue team, you're defending first. Red team, you're answering questions.
46:05Question one.
46:06Which one of these athletes won gold on Super Saturday at London 2012?
46:10A. Victoria Pendleton or B. Jessica Ennis Hill?
46:14Score into the goal that you think is the correct answer.
46:16Oh, oh, oh.
46:18Can we tackle?
46:19Come on, David!
46:20Come on, David!
46:21Come on, David!
46:22Yes!
46:23Yes!
46:24Yes!
46:25What's the goal?
46:26Yes!
46:27What's the goal?
46:28Yes!
46:29What's the goal?
46:30That is correct.
46:31Yes, dude.
46:32That was better than your soccer aid goal.
46:33OK.
46:34Here's your second question, red team.
46:35Which tournament has Sir Andy Murray won more times? A. Wimbledon or B. The US Open?
46:51Wimbledon?
46:52He never won the US Open.
46:53He never won the US Open.
46:54He won the US Open.
46:55OK.
46:56Off you go!
46:57I don't know if he won the US Open.
46:58Go!
46:59I'm sure he won the US Open.
47:00Richard!
47:01There we go!
47:02Ah!
47:03Ah!
47:04Ah!
47:05Ah!
47:06Ah!
47:07Ah!
47:08Ah!
47:09Ah!
47:10Ah!
47:11Ah!
47:12Ah!
47:13Ah!
47:14Ah!
47:15Ah!
47:16Ah!
47:17Ah!
47:18Ah!
47:19Ah!
47:20I'm afraid you don't get the point, this handball.
47:21Why?
47:22Why?
47:23Hand of God.
47:24You didn't see it there.
47:25No, Hand of God is like that.
47:27Hand of God is not picking it up and lozen it into the girl.
47:30I know what he's talking about, honestly.
47:31Question number three, red team.
47:33What title did Tony Bellew hold from 2016 until 2017?
47:37A, Cruiserweight or B, Heavyweight?
47:39Cruiserweight.
47:40A.
47:41Heavyweight?
47:42A.
47:43A.
47:44A.
47:45A.
47:46One.
47:47A.
47:48A.
47:49A.
47:50You get it all.
47:52A.
47:53A.
47:54Who are you?
47:55A.
47:56A.
47:57A.
47:58A.
48:00A.
48:01A.
48:02A.
48:03A.
48:04A.
48:05A.
48:06A.
48:07Re!
48:08Oh
48:14What's going on
48:38Oh
48:46Great
48:48I
48:50Think you see you sure? Yeah, this show has gone to new death. I do know watching this. I think you know it is good that it's ending
48:59Red team you're defending blue team you're answering questions your first question is which of these is a better score in golf a
49:05Albatross or be eagle
49:35Oh
49:40What a goal blue team your next question. How many corners is a Silverstone f1 track have a 18 b 28?
49:49Hey
49:51I
49:53I
49:55I
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