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In the episode, Herman and his friend Jay decide to go skydiving with their boss, Mr. Crawford, in an attempt to impress him and advance their careers. The experience and its aftermath lead to humorous situations as Herman deals with the professional and personal implications, all while the characters representing his inner thoughts (Intellect, Fear, Compassion, and Lust) battle it out in his head. Herman also ends up writing an article about his skydiving experience.
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00:00This is Herman Brooks. Herman is just like the rest of us.
00:04Every day, he has to make all kinds of decisions.
00:08Like what to wear, whom to date, and when to panic.
00:16Now, these decisions should be easy, but if you take a look inside Herman's head,
00:22you'll see why he sometimes has trouble making up his mind.
00:27I'm Herman's intellect. Without me, he couldn't hold his job, pay his rent, or tie his shoes.
00:32I'm Herman's sensitivity. Without me, he wouldn't feel tenderness, honest to your love, the good things in life.
00:39I'm Herman's anxiety, and I keep him out of trouble. And believe me, there's trouble everywhere.
00:45I'm Herman's lust. Without me, he'd miss out on all the good stuff.
00:48You know, fun, food, things.
00:51Sometimes they agree. Usually they don't.
00:55But this struggle is going on inside all of us.
00:58And it's all going on inside Herman's head.
01:02Morning.
01:13Morning.
01:14Morning.
01:18That's a beautiful bracelet.
01:20Yes, it is. It was also a very expensive gift.
01:23Wow.
01:24Call me old-fashioned, call me sentimental. I just appreciate such thoughtfulness.
01:28That's very sweet. Who gave it to you?
01:29I don't know. Some guy.
01:32Yvonne, I have an important announcement. Mr. Waterton has just purchased a publishing house that's gone bankrupt.
01:38Which one?
01:39I'm sorry, Louise. That's confidential.
01:41Chadway Press.
01:42Penny, that's supposed to be a secret. Where'd you hear that?
01:44I used to date Clifton Chadway.
01:47No wonder he went bankrupt.
01:48Until a separate department is set up for Chadway Publications, we'll be doing research for all their magazines.
01:58We'll be working double shifts as well as weekends.
02:01I need your total support. Any questions?
02:03Mr. Bracken, I was going to use some time today to do something personal.
02:06Too bad.
02:07Well, when am I going to take Kitty to the vet?
02:09What's the matter with her?
02:10She had some bad Chinese food last night.
02:12We've all been there.
02:16Well, let's see the little fella.
02:18Come here, Kitty. Come here, Kitty, Kitty.
02:20Oh, my God!
02:23That's a freaking dinosaur!
02:26Hey, it's an iguana.
02:28Well, you keep that thing away from me.
02:30I like it.
02:31You do?
02:32Lovely. You make a wonderful pair of shoes.
02:36Don't listen to her, Kitty.
02:38Louise, put that thing away.
02:41Yo, Hermon.
02:42Come here.
02:45I've done an article on whitewater rafting for Thrill Seeker magazine,
02:48and I told Crawford that you're the one I want to research it.
02:50Wow, thanks, Jay. What's the catch?
02:52There's no catch.
02:53Oh, by the way, you, me, and Crawford are going whitewater rafting tomorrow.
02:57What?
02:58Come on, it'll be fun camping out with the execs,
03:00drinking beer, peeing in the woods,
03:03and then shooting around.
03:05You're talking to the wrong guy.
03:06I mean, Crawford promotes people who go with him on his adventures.
03:09We've been getting ahead by brown-nosing.
03:11Oh, well, what do you suggest, Hermo?
03:13Spending the next two years in research?
03:15I'm showing you a shortcut here.
03:17We can save two years by going on one little rafting trip.
03:20I think we should do it.
03:22Are you crazy?
03:23We'll drown.
03:24Oh, come on.
03:25We won't drown.
03:26Well, we'll get wet and chafe.
03:28It was very sweet of Jay to think of us,
03:32but we cannot abandon our friends when there's all this extra work to do.
03:35What do you think, big guy?
03:37Beer?
03:37Pinging in the woods?
03:38Chafing?
03:39I'm in.
03:42Talk me into it.
03:44Jay.
03:45Sherman?
03:46Yeah, Herman.
03:46Whatever.
03:48Mr. Crawford, Herman here will be joining us this weekend.
03:51Oh, really?
03:51Well, I don't want to brag,
03:52but I've always considered myself something of an adventurer.
03:54Oh, good.
03:55We jump at dawn.
03:57When you say jump, you mean jump on board the raft.
04:00Oh, no, no.
04:00The rafting is out.
04:01It's not exciting enough for Thrill Seeker magazine.
04:03We're going to go skydiving instead.
04:07Skydiving?
04:08Oh, if you think rafting is thrilling,
04:09wait till you jump out of an airplane at 10,000 feet.
04:13He called us Herman.
04:15There is no way we're jumping out of a plane.
04:17Oh, we were going rafting,
04:19so we'll go skydiving instead.
04:23What's the difference?
04:24Either way, with the wimp along,
04:25our pants are going to be wet.
04:27I really would love to go, Mr. Crawford,
04:29but unfortunately, I have to work this weekend.
04:31I understand.
04:32Come with me.
04:33Racken, Herman's going skydiving with me tomorrow,
04:36so he won't be able to work this weekend.
04:37Mr. Crawford wants me to do some research
04:39for Thrill Seeker magazine,
04:40so you just have to explain to him
04:41that you need me here.
04:42Crawford,
04:43he's all yours.
04:45Uh, Mr. Crawford.
04:46No, no, no, research is research,
04:48but when you're finished,
04:49get right back here.
04:50We have a lot of work to do.
04:51Thank you, sir.
04:52See you tomorrow, Herman.
04:54You know, I would do a lot of things
04:56to get out of work,
04:57but risking my life isn't one of them.
04:58Come on, Hetty,
04:59isn't that dangerous?
05:00I mean, how many people do you think
05:01actually die from skydiving?
05:03Last year, 22.
05:06That settles it.
05:07We're not going.
05:08You're being irrational,
05:10cowardly, and childish.
05:11I know, that's my job.
05:13Louise,
05:15I don't know what to do.
05:17I think I'm afraid to go skydiving.
05:19Well, Herman,
05:20I think you should face your fears.
05:21You aren't going to believe this,
05:22but there was a time
05:23when I had a fear of lizards.
05:25That's why I bought kitties.
05:26Right, kitties?
05:28Oh, my God!
05:29What's the matter, Louise?
05:30Kitties escape!
05:30I'll be in my office.
05:32I'll be in my office.
05:39Herman,
05:40Crawford and I are going to be discussing
05:42my article over drinks.
05:43Huh?
05:44I'm on the way to the top
05:45and taking you with me.
05:46Man, Jay,
05:46I've been thinking about this skydiving trip
05:48and I decided
05:48I don't want to do it.
05:49You're blowing the opportunity
05:51of a lifetime.
05:52Besides,
05:52I went out on a limb for you.
05:53If you chickened out,
05:54it's going to make me look bad.
05:55What?
05:55Tell Crawford I have a head cold
05:57or tell him I have scurvy.
05:59I can't jump until I get a hold
06:00of some orange.
06:01Tell him anything.
06:02Hey, Herman.
06:03Good to see you guys.
06:04Mr. Crawford.
06:05You looking forward to the jump
06:05as much as I am?
06:06Well, sir, I'm...
06:07No, at first,
06:08I thought you weren't interested.
06:09Actually, I'm...
06:10Are you kidding, sir?
06:10That's all he's been talking about.
06:11Oh, I'm glad you didn't
06:12wimp out on me, Herman.
06:14You're my kind of a guy.
06:15Sit down, have a drink.
06:16I'd love to,
06:17but I really have to get back to work.
06:18Our department has been overloaded
06:19since the acquisition.
06:20Oh, company man,
06:21I like that.
06:21You're gonna go far here
06:22at Waterton, son.
06:24He called us, son.
06:25We're going to go far
06:26at Waterton.
06:27That is, unless we wimp out.
06:29Don't worry.
06:29I got that all taken care of.
06:34You get a good night's sleep, Herman.
06:36Right.
06:36Tomorrow we'll see
06:37what you're made of.
06:38Let's help, Doc.
06:48Herb,
06:48you gotta let go of me, man.
06:50People are gonna get
06:51the wrong idea.
06:53I'm afraid.
06:55Newsflash,
06:55that's the right idea.
06:57What are you afraid of?
06:58You took the training?
06:59Yeah, but we were only
07:00ten feet off the ground.
07:01At this point,
07:01we're only trained
07:02to jump off Manute's ball.
07:05You got nothing to worry about.
07:07Really,
07:07this is safer
07:08than crossing the street.
07:10If we live,
07:11we're never crossing
07:12the street again.
07:14This is for our career.
07:15Help me out, big guy.
07:16Gee, this is high.
07:18What the hell
07:18are we thinking?
07:20Herman,
07:21you're completely
07:23overreacting.
07:24Besides,
07:25backing out now
07:26would end your career.
07:27Yeah, I'm good
07:28with my hands.
07:28I can learn a trade.
07:30We're almost
07:31over the drop zone.
07:32Can you feel
07:33the excitement?
07:34I feel something
07:35against my breakfast.
07:38Oh, look at that
07:39beautiful cloud formation.
07:41I see a,
07:42I see a great mountain
07:43waiting to be climbed.
07:45I see a body
07:47twisted and mangled
07:48on the sidewalk.
07:51That's what I like,
07:52a daredevil
07:53with a sense of humor.
07:54Are we going to be
07:55jumping through
07:55those clouds?
07:56Oh, you bet.
07:57The best part,
07:58you can't see an inch
07:59in front of your face.
08:00You're flying
08:01in the guts alone.
08:02Oh, there's some
08:03good news.
08:05And when you finally
08:06do break through,
08:07there's the ground
08:07coming closer to you
08:08at 120 miles an hour.
08:11The wind sounds
08:12like thunder.
08:13Then you pull
08:13the ripcord
08:14and it seems
08:15to take an eternity
08:16before that chute
08:17opens.
08:17And you're thinking
08:18in the back
08:18of your mind,
08:19maybe it won't.
08:24The man is a lunatic.
08:27Get ready, men.
08:29Well,
08:30come on, Jay.
08:31We're going to do it.
08:32Let's do it.
08:33Nope.
08:34No, I'm not going
08:36to do it.
08:37What?
08:39You can go on
08:40without me.
08:41You're the one
08:42who dragged me
08:43up here.
08:43I'm way too scared.
08:46I thought you said
08:46there was nothing
08:47to be afraid of.
08:48What the hell
08:49are you listening
08:49to me for?
08:52What's going on here?
08:53I think he's
08:54having second thoughts.
08:56I've seen this before.
08:57He's a little frightened,
08:58that's all.
08:59I know how to handle it.
09:02Pansy,
09:03what, girl?
09:04Get out of the plane.
09:06Jump,
09:07damn it,
09:08jump.
09:08Oh, please,
09:08don't make me do it.
09:09Oh, you,
09:11you make me sick.
09:12Why don't you
09:12take off that
09:13parachute
09:13and put on a dress?
09:15But, sir,
09:16I don't want
09:17to hear anything
09:17you have to say,
09:18Mr. Betsy-wetsy
09:19schoolgirl.
09:21Herman and I
09:22are jumping.
09:23Why don't you
09:23go home
09:24and have a tea party
09:25with all your
09:25little dollies?
09:27Okay.
09:29All right,
09:30you're next.
09:32Oh, God,
09:33he's pointing it out.
09:34Let's do it.
09:36I can't leave
09:37Kay like this.
09:38You saw how
09:38Copper treated him.
09:39We don't want
09:40to be humiliated
09:41like that,
09:41right,
09:41big guy?
09:42There's a time
09:42to fight
09:43and there's
09:43a time to run.
09:45Right now,
09:45I've got a bad
09:46case of the run.
09:49Herman,
09:49we're over
09:50the drop zone.
09:51I'll be just
09:51a second,
09:52sir.
09:52Oh,
09:53forget about
09:53that,
09:53Pansy,
09:54and jump.
09:56See you on the
09:57ground.
09:58Four!
10:01Please,
10:01don't leave me home.
10:02It's okay,
10:03Jay,
10:03I'm not going to
10:03jump either.
10:04Oh,
10:04thank you.
10:05Thank you so much.
10:06You're going to
10:06be okay,
10:07Jay.
10:07Okay.
10:08Okay.
10:09Okay,
10:09I'll go tell
10:10the pilot
10:10we're not
10:11jumping.
10:11Okay.
10:12Okay,
10:12Jay,
10:13let go of me.
10:14Okay.
10:15All right.
10:18Oh,
10:18oh my God.
10:22Help me.
10:23Help me,
10:23Jay.
10:24Help me.
10:25Stop.
10:25Help me.
10:26Grab me.
10:27Go.
10:27Oh,
10:27my God.
10:32Oh,
10:32my God.
10:37Research.
10:39A little ball
10:40on the end
10:40of a poodle's tail.
10:42What's it called?
10:44The word stupid
10:46comes to mind.
10:48Louise.
10:48I'm sorry,
10:49sir.
10:50I'm cracking
10:50under the pressure.
10:51We worked
10:51nonstop for three days.
10:53Well,
10:53Louise,
10:53we're all tired.
10:54And I still
10:55can't find Kitty.
10:56Well,
10:57don't worry,
10:57Louise.
10:57The green iguana
10:58can go for weeks
10:59without food.
11:00But it can't go
11:01for weeks without love.
11:02Kitty seeks out
11:03warmth and human contact.
11:04Oh,
11:05let me know
11:05when you find her,
11:06Louise.
11:06Louise,
11:06I'll be in my office.
11:08Louise,
11:09I can't stand it anymore.
11:10I'm falling apart.
11:11Look at me.
11:12Look at my clothes.
11:13Look at my hair.
11:13You know what I look like?
11:14I look,
11:15I look,
11:17damn,
11:17I still look pretty good,
11:18don't I?
11:21Well,
11:22it's about time
11:22you showed up.
11:23We've been here
11:23since 6 a.m.
11:256 a.m.?
11:25I was still
11:26having nightmares.
11:28I kept dreaming
11:28that I was falling,
11:29falling,
11:30falling.
11:31Well,
11:31Herman,
11:31I'm pretty good
11:32at dream analysis.
11:33And when you're
11:34falling in a dream,
11:34it means you feel
11:35alone.
11:36Helpless,
11:37powerless,
11:38like you just
11:38lost your lizard.
11:40Actually,
11:41it's because
11:41I fell out
11:41of an airplane.
11:44No,
11:45I don't think so.
11:46So evil,
11:48Knievel,
11:48was it fun?
11:49No,
11:49it wasn't fun.
11:50It was awful.
11:51It was a single
11:51worst experience
11:52of my life.
11:53The only good thing
11:53about it is
11:54that it's over
11:55and I'll never
11:55have to do it again.
12:00Has he talked yet?
12:01He hasn't even blinked.
12:03I haven't seen him
12:04this bad since
12:05Dad smacked us
12:05in the head
12:06with that snow shovel.
12:09Hey,
12:09Hermo.
12:09Don't you
12:11Hermo me.
12:13How about
12:13Hermski?
12:14No.
12:15You pushed me
12:16out of an airplane.
12:17It was an accident.
12:18Come on.
12:19Herm,
12:19I'm really sorry.
12:21Herm?
12:22Oh,
12:23well,
12:23I guess I deserve
12:23to lose my best friend
12:24and my job.
12:26You lost your job?
12:28Crawford pulled me
12:28off the article.
12:29He said I wasn't
12:30man enough
12:30to write for
12:31Thrill Seeker.
12:32He said that?
12:32Well,
12:33actually he said
12:33I was a candy-ass
12:34sissy boy,
12:35but why split hairs?
12:39Anyway,
12:39he reassigned me
12:40to fashion over 40.
12:41I'm writing an article
12:42called
12:42Your Foot's Best Friend,
12:43A Guide to Sensible Shoes.
12:47No,
12:47Jay,
12:47I'm sorry,
12:48but it's your own fault
12:48for going out there
12:49to begin with.
12:50You're no daredevil
12:51and neither am I.
12:52What am I going to do,
12:53huh?
12:53Tell Mr. Crawford the truth
12:55that you only wanted
12:55to go skydiving
12:56to impress him.
12:57I'm sure he'll understand.
12:58Talk to him.
13:00Mr. Crawford.
13:01Beat it,
13:01Ray.
13:02That's Jay.
13:03Whatever.
13:04Listen, Herman.
13:04Mr. Crawford,
13:05please,
13:05I just wanted to say...
13:05What's the matter?
13:06Is your tummy upset?
13:07Should we have Mommy
13:08come and pick you up?
13:11Beat it.
13:13Oh,
13:13and by the way,
13:14put me down
13:14for three orders
13:15of those Girl Scout cookies,
13:16huh?
13:18Did you want
13:19the Mystic Mints
13:19or the ones
13:20with the little...
13:20Get out of here.
13:24So, Herman,
13:24how'd you like to jump?
13:25I bet after that
13:26you slept like a baby,
13:27huh?
13:28Well,
13:28if you mean that
13:29I wake up every five minutes
13:30crying and wetting the bed,
13:31then the answer is yes.
13:35No, really,
13:35how did you like it?
13:37If we want to climb
13:37the corporate ladder,
13:38then we have to lie.
13:40We can't lie.
13:41We have to tell the truth.
13:42Wait a minute,
13:43wait a minute.
13:44What's in it for me?
13:46Well,
13:46if you tell Mr. Crawford
13:47the truth
13:47and be who you really are,
13:49you'll feel good
13:49about yourself.
13:50Yes,
13:50you can have that.
13:51Or,
13:52you can become
13:53a top-level executive
13:54and have
13:55a brand-new
13:56color TV!
13:58But, Mike,
13:59there's more.
14:00You also get
14:01women!
14:05Let's see.
14:06Self-esteem?
14:08Women.
14:09Self-esteem?
14:10Women.
14:11Well,
14:12what do I look,
14:13stupid?
14:14I'm a lie,
14:14damn it.
14:15Lie like Nixon.
14:16It was quite
14:19a rush of adrenaline,
14:20an experience
14:21I'll never forget.
14:22I loved it.
14:23You got away
14:24with words,
14:24you know that?
14:25What the hell
14:25are you doing
14:25in the research department?
14:26Well,
14:27actually, sir,
14:27I want to be a writer.
14:29I have a thought.
14:30I just pulled
14:30some wuss girl
14:31off that skydiving article.
14:33How'd you like
14:34to take a crack at it,
14:35Herman?
14:35I don't think
14:36we can do that
14:36to our friend.
14:37Shall we get
14:38another opinion?
14:40What do you think?
14:42Kiss me.
14:44What do you think?
14:46I'll get right on it,
14:48Mr. Crawford.
14:49Call me Jim.
14:51Okay.
14:52Jim?
15:02How's the work
15:03going out here, people?
15:04Making any progress
15:05with those articles?
15:05Yes, sir.
15:07I'm trying,
15:08I'm trying.
15:08Ladies,
15:09you find that
15:10freaking dinosaur yet?
15:11I'm looking,
15:12I'm looking.
15:13I even posted
15:13these flyers.
15:15Lots.
15:15One green lizard.
15:17Ancestor,
15:17the name of Kitty.
15:18Eyes,
15:19Hazel.
15:20Hair,
15:20none.
15:22Forget that stupid lizard.
15:24What about me?
15:25Split ends,
15:26dry skin,
15:27my acrylic nails
15:28are gone.
15:28I'm melting,
15:30I'm melting.
15:31Pull yourself together.
15:33I can't.
15:34Don't you see?
15:34It's happened.
15:35My worst nightmare
15:36has come true.
15:37I'm a nine.
15:42Herman,
15:43verify these quotes.
15:44Yeah,
15:44but Jim needs
15:45this article
15:45I'm writing immediately.
15:46Jim?
15:47Yeah,
15:47Jim Crawford.
15:49Herman,
15:49we have to talk.
15:50How about later?
15:50I really need
15:51to finish this article.
15:52Let's get one thing straight.
15:53As long as you sit
15:54behind that desk,
15:55you work for me
15:56and I will not
15:57sacrifice my department
15:58so you can get a promotion.
15:59Yeah,
16:00but Paul,
16:00I came to New York
16:02to be a writer
16:02and now I'm finally
16:03getting a chance
16:04to write.
16:04That's all well
16:05and good,
16:05Herman,
16:06but I need a researcher
16:07and a fact checker.
16:08So get that article done
16:09because tomorrow morning,
16:10you're mine.
16:11Good morning,
16:25all.
16:26Well,
16:26I handed in my article
16:27last night
16:28and now I'm back.
16:31That's right.
16:32Herman is back.
16:33Eddie,
16:34never looked better.
16:35We spunky as ugly.
16:37Well,
16:37Mr. Bracken,
16:38just to let you know
16:39I'm back.
16:48Not now,
16:49honey.
16:49I got facts to check.
16:53Herman.
16:55Herman,
16:55I just finished
16:56reading your article.
16:57It's so beautiful.
16:58I cried.
16:59So you liked it?
16:59Oh,
17:00it's incredible.
17:00I particularly like
17:01this quote.
17:03Skydiving is where
17:03bravado meets sheer
17:05unbridled terror
17:05head on.
17:06It is man
17:07versus his primal fear
17:08falling,
17:09falling,
17:09falling.
17:10It's just like
17:11your nightmare.
17:12Thank you,
17:13Louise.
17:13Herman,
17:13I want to feel
17:15what you wrote.
17:16We're going skydiving
17:17again next Saturday.
17:19Oh,
17:19wow,
17:20Jim,
17:20I really don't know
17:20what we're going to make it.
17:21Don't disappoint me,
17:21Herman.
17:22I must jump
17:23through your eyes.
17:25But,
17:26but,
17:26Jim,
17:26see you Saturday.
17:29Look at us.
17:30We're being someone
17:30we're not.
17:31That jump nearly killed us.
17:32We're not doing it again.
17:33Of course we're jumping.
17:35If we want to get ahead,
17:36we have to jump.
17:37You okay?
17:40Sure,
17:40I'm okay.
17:41I'm fine.
17:42Didn't you hear what he said?
17:43We're going to jump out
17:44of an airplane again.
17:45Please don't bother me.
17:47I'm in denial.
17:49Herman,
17:50you got to help me.
17:51Listen,
17:51Jay,
17:51you got to put in a good word
17:52for me with Crawford.
17:53I don't think it's going
17:54to do any good.
17:55Herman,
17:55I've looked at over 400 pairs
17:57of sensible shoes
17:58and I've concluded
17:59that women should only
17:59be allowed to wear pumps.
18:02Jay,
18:02I can't help you.
18:04Sure,
18:04now that you're on top,
18:05you forget the one
18:06who pushed you out
18:06of the plane
18:06in the first place.
18:08Because of you,
18:09Crawford wants me
18:09to jump again.
18:10That's great.
18:11No,
18:11it's not.
18:12I'm not going,
18:12Jay.
18:13No,
18:13no,
18:13Herman,
18:13you got to go
18:14and you got to
18:14take me with you.
18:16Please,
18:16it's my only chance
18:17to redeem myself
18:18and save my career.
18:19I'm asking you
18:20as a friend,
18:21Herman.
18:21It's me,
18:22Ray.
18:23I can't believe
18:32you talked me into this.
18:34It's going to be fun.
18:35Relax.
18:36Mr. Crawford,
18:37thank you.
18:38Thanks for giving me
18:39a second chance.
18:40I'm impressed
18:40with the man
18:41who gets right back
18:41on the horse.
18:43Are you ready?
18:44Yes,
18:44sir.
18:44Gun Ho,
18:45Geronimo,
18:46and Heave Ho.
18:47We've got a lot of guts,
18:49Jay.
18:49You're going to need them.
18:50We're hitting some turbulence.
18:52Go ahead,
18:53Jay.
18:53You go first
18:54since you wussed out
18:55last time.
18:57Can't do it,
18:58Herm.
18:58What?
18:59Can't jump.
19:00Got to get me out of this.
19:01Jay,
19:02it's a little late for that.
19:03No,
19:04you go ahead.
19:05Not jumping.
19:07Come on,
19:07you guys.
19:08We're over the drop zone.
19:09This is insane.
19:11I'm not jumping.
19:12What?
19:12Mr. Crawford,
19:13this has gone too far.
19:14Now,
19:15nobody should have to
19:15jump out of an airplane
19:16in order to get a promotion.
19:18The rewards of a job
19:19should be based on merit.
19:20Now,
19:21I'm a good writer,
19:21but I don't want to have
19:22to risk my life
19:23just to be allowed to write.
19:25Why,
19:25you mamby-pamby
19:27wuss girl.
19:28You're going back
19:29to the research department.
19:30Why?
19:30Because I won't jump.
19:31Well,
19:32yeah.
19:34Well,
19:34then,
19:35I am a mamby-pamby
19:36wuss girl
19:36and proud of it.
19:38Might want to quit
19:38while you're ahead,
19:39Herm.
19:40You guys sure know
19:41how to ruin a good time.
19:42Well,
19:42I'm jumping.
19:43And,
19:44Jay,
19:44if you want to continue
19:45to write for me,
19:46see you on the ground.
19:48Semper Fi!
19:49Glad that's over.
19:56Herm,
19:57I'm going to jump.
20:00Why do you keep
20:01doing this to me?
20:03You heard what he said.
20:04If I don't jump,
20:05I'll be writing about
20:05sensible shoes
20:06for the rest of my life.
20:07Then,
20:08fine,
20:08jump.
20:09Okay,
20:10okay.
20:12Herman,
20:12what?
20:13Push me!
20:14I am not going
20:16to push my best friend
20:17out of an airplane.
20:18I pushed you!
20:20I am not going
20:21to do it!
20:22We don't have
20:23to do this!
20:24Jumping out of an airplane
20:25doesn't prove
20:25you're a man.
20:26It doesn't matter
20:27what Crawford thinks
20:28of us.
20:29It matters
20:29what we think
20:30of ourselves.
20:31We'll be fine
20:32with not jumping.
20:33We'll get back
20:34to work
20:34and tell people,
20:35no,
20:36we didn't jump
20:37because we were
20:37too scared.
20:38And we'll endure
20:39their ridicule
20:40and accept
20:41our inadequacies.
20:42And in a few days,
20:43everyone will
20:44have forgotten
20:44the whole incident.
20:45Everyone except us.
20:47You thinking
20:47what I'm thinking?
20:49Yeah!
20:50Then let's do it!
20:55That's not
20:55what I was thinking!
20:59Oh,
21:00what the hell?
21:02Wait up,
21:02Herman!
21:04Anyway,
21:10thanks for
21:11standing up
21:11to Crawford.
21:12Well,
21:13I meant every
21:13word I said
21:14to him.
21:14I know.
21:14That's why
21:15you're back
21:15in research
21:16and now I'm
21:16going duck hunting
21:17with Jim.
21:17Kidding?
21:18You're going
21:18duck hunting?
21:19You mean
21:19with the blinds
21:20and the guns
21:20and the dogs?
21:21How'd you ever
21:21get such a break?
21:22No,
21:22he needed
21:23somebody to fill in.
21:24Wow!
21:25Yeah.
21:26His dog is sick.
21:28Boy,
21:29hope it's not
21:29dangerous to have
21:30a raw duck
21:30in your mouth.
21:34Welcome back,
21:36Herman.
21:36Thank you,
21:36sir.
21:37Sorry I had to
21:38miss out on all
21:39that work.
21:39That's all right.
21:40We saved some
21:41for you.
21:43Very thoughtful
21:44of you,
21:44sir.
21:45It's been hell,
21:46but you all
21:47came through
21:47with flying colors.
21:48Thank you,
21:49Eddie.
21:50I know it's been
21:51tough on you,
21:52Louise.
21:52Louise,
21:52you lost a friend.
21:54Yes,
21:54sir.
21:55Well,
21:55wherever Kitty is,
21:56I hope she's okay.
21:58I appreciate that,
21:59sir.
22:00I'm just glad
22:00that freaking
22:01lizard stayed
22:02away from me.
22:03You want to
22:13tell him
22:13or should I?
22:20Thursday,
22:21Homer begins
22:22betting on football
22:23when Lisa starts
22:24picking winners.
22:24Gambling is illegal.
22:26Oh,
22:26only at 48 states.
22:28But will his luck
22:29hold out for the
22:30big game?
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