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00:00Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
00:15You all right?
00:16Ho, ho, ho!
00:17It's Christmas, spirit, yeah.
00:20Elves, not trolls. What do you know?
00:22You all right, Ben?
00:23Yeah.
00:25I need a taxi.
00:27Where's Barry, Roy, Pat?
00:30No, they're not here anymore, mate. They've gone.
00:32Then how does anyone get a cab?
00:34We don't need a cab. We're gonna walk home, aren't we?
00:36You've got your screening tonight, haven't you?
00:38What you're sitting here, remember?
00:39Where's my tie?
00:40You'd better not have lost it.
00:42You see, your tie's hard.
00:43Come on.
00:44Is it going?
00:45Sir?
00:46No.
00:47You...
00:48You've got to practice your speech, mate.
00:50Yeah.
00:57Oh, hey, Christmas!
01:03Linda, I gave you space last night, yeah, and this morning.
01:06You've just been avoiding me.
01:08What I want to know is when I'm gonna see her.
01:10Yeah, all right. All right.
01:12We'll work that out.
01:13You know what I was new about all this?
01:16Your family, or Mick?
01:19Yes, yes.
01:20Mick knew.
01:22And don't you dare say a bad word against him, all right?
01:24Because back then, he was the rock that I needed.
01:28Can we talk about this later, please?
01:31What do you mean, later?
01:33What, we'll meet up with Annie.
01:35We'll tell her everything, yeah?
01:37Tell her?
01:38Today?
01:38Yeah.
01:39No!
01:40No, I'm sorry.
01:41That is way too soon.
01:43Days are dawning.
01:44Rise and shine.
01:46Now, today we have Bucks Fizz for anyone wearing a Santa hat.
01:52Oh, don't mind if I do.
01:57And I'm not doing this now.
01:59Yes, there we go, darlings.
02:03Right, listen, the door's open for the screening at five,
02:05so help your dad with that booze, yeah?
02:07I don't want him doing his backing before the big day.
02:08Hey, I know I'm gonna get Christmas from you.
02:11One of your special messages.
02:12Shut up.
02:13Okay.
02:14Go on, you'll be late.
02:16Listen, darling, I know you're worried.
02:22Psycho's still out there, right?
02:24We're all worried, yeah?
02:25But they've got to get through me to get to you, okay?
02:29But it ain't just that.
02:31I mean, seeing everyone excited about Christmas,
02:34all the families coming together.
02:36Do you think I'm stupid to think I'd have found my son by now?
02:42No.
02:42No, of course you won't.
02:43Oi!
02:44I'm loving this little bonding moment, but is there any chance I could get served?
02:46Sorry, what are you doing?
02:48Well, I'm just testing out the canopies for Tamara.
02:50Yeah, she paid for that.
02:52Blimey, if that's how you treat your customers, no wonder you've got some psycho chasing after you.
02:56Are you going to shut your mouth?
02:58Oh, come on.
02:58Oh.
02:59Well, she does more than just stand around looking sorry for herself.
03:02You are asking for a slash.
03:03Yeah, it's worth it.
03:04Get here.
03:05You're barred.
03:06You're barred.
03:08Whatever.
03:33How are you doing?
03:33Well, the hospital said it's like I smoked 400 cigarettes in one night,
03:38so it's like double my record.
03:46Look, it doesn't take much to fix this.
03:51A bit of honesty, a bit of trust, and whatever's really going on with you.
03:57Maybe I can help.
03:57No.
04:02No.
04:04It's too bad.
04:27Okay.
04:35Hi, yeah.
04:36Um, thanks for calling back.
04:37Um, Nigel Birtz.
04:38Yeah, I'm his wife.
04:40Yeah, I'm his wife.
04:42Yeah, I just wanted to talk through the range of care options.
04:48Erm...
04:49Is it all right? I've called you back in a bit.
04:54Torsis.
04:56You're shipping him off to a care home two days before Christmas.
04:58Goodbye, good riddance, and Happy New Year.
05:00I just made an inquiry last week to talk through the options.
05:02You ain't missing the word I've said.
05:05Do you realise how much makeup I've had to slap on
05:07to cover up this bruise?
05:11Every moment I'm with him,
05:14every conversation I'm just waiting
05:16for something like this to happen again.
05:20Now, it's not his fault, I do know that.
05:23But I also know that he will do it again.
05:26To me, to you, to a stranger.
05:28Then what do we do?
05:31I ain't giving up one more, mate.
05:34And what happens if he hurts himself?
05:36Have you thought about that?
05:38What do you want?
05:39Not while I'm around, so you can call them back
05:41and tell them you ain't interested.
05:43Because this...
05:45this ain't happening.
05:46So, any news when the house is gonna be fixed up?
05:57Well, now that it's been deemed an accident by the police,
05:59yeah, Ross can start cracking on.
06:01He said he'll work over Christmas and all.
06:03An accident?
06:04Yeah.
06:05A cigarette butt.
06:06Which wasn't mine.
06:07I swear.
06:08Right, we won't do too much longer then.
06:10That'll put Sonia's mind at rest.
06:12You struggling with a house full?
06:14We only came over because Lauren said that the coffee was good.
06:18And, well, you know, no one else is talking to her.
06:21Don't even joke.
06:22You know they've taken me off the community chat?
06:24Well, a lot of people put their hard-earned cash into that charity fund.
06:30But it did.
06:31Don't worry about it.
06:32You go before you know it.
06:34Do you want to try and leave my door on this hinges?
06:36She's been lying to me for years.
06:39Little Annie.
06:44She's my daughter.
06:51Those demands are ridiculous.
06:53She's gone dealing with nothing.
06:57No, I worked hard for that money and that's what I pay you for.
07:00So deal with it.
07:04Is everything okay?
07:05What do you care?
07:08I'm sorry I accused you of starting that fire.
07:13My family, right?
07:14It's Christmas.
07:18Oh, come on, Anthony.
07:19I'm trying.
07:21I'm sorry.
07:24Have you, um, seen Patrick and Yolandi?
07:29It's the church fundraiser for the soup kitchen.
07:32I'm gonna take Jordan later.
07:33If you fancy coming.
07:34I've got two kids out there.
07:48It's like I don't even exist.
07:49I don't even exist.
07:53I know you said you wanted to find them first, but maybe you should work with Zoe to track them down.
07:58She lied to you yet and it was, you know, totally out of order, but the more I think about it, she's still a mum.
08:08She deserves a second chance.
08:09Whatever happens, he cannot know that any of us knew.
08:22Value.
08:23I mean, I would have thought you'd have clocked it sooner.
08:26I mean, the ginger air's a real giveaway.
08:28Ian!
08:29Do you want me to punch him?
08:30Because I'll honestly punch him in the face.
08:32What are you saying, Ian?
08:35What you knew?
08:37Of course he didn't.
08:38Come on.
08:39Let's do the washing up.
08:40Yeah.
08:45Oh, look on his face.
08:46It's made my Christmas.
08:47Oh.
08:49So, what?
08:50She just come out with it then?
08:51She just told you?
08:52Yeah.
08:54Yeah, she's already backtracking.
08:55Been all vague about how it's gonna work.
08:58I mean, I've missed enough of her life already, haven't I?
09:00What?
09:02I ain't having it, Lauren.
09:03I'm not gonna go and sit solicit today.
09:05Well, you can't go in all guns blazing.
09:08Just...
09:10Let me call her.
09:14Yeah, double please.
09:16I know it's my first Christmas with Barney,
09:19and the Secret Santa was good, but...
09:21I'm gonna give him something special, you know?
09:24Well, don't look on me.
09:26A football shirt or a gift voucher, and then I'm out.
09:31Um...
09:33Vic, I have actually been meaning to talk to you.
09:37It's kind of crowded over at Cathy's,
09:40and, er...
09:42I just really miss her.
09:45And Christmas morning,
09:47I don't wanna wake up and drink Thai vodka
09:49and barbecue shrimp on my own.
09:51I thought that was an Australian thing.
09:53No.
09:54That's a you and me thing.
09:58It's all I drink.
10:01I can't have you barbecuing shrimp in Cathy's spare room, can I?
10:05No.
10:07Happy days.
10:09Alright, I'll catch you later.
10:10See you in a bit, mate.
10:14How about getting him an early edition of one of his favourite books?
10:20Barney.
10:21Christmas.
10:22Yeah, sorry.
10:23Thanks, Marie.
10:24Yeah, it's a great idea.
10:25See you in a bit.
10:26Have a good day.
10:34What do you want?
10:36I was hoping to offer up a bit of a Christmas miracle.
10:40What's that look for?
10:45Oh.
10:46Is this about the restraining order because...
10:47Just tell me why you're here.
10:52Okay.
10:53Um.
10:54An old doctor friend of mine has thought of another way we can find your son.
11:02It's a DNA thing.
11:05Genetic records.
11:06I won't bore you with the technicalities, but...
11:09If we knew the father's identity, it looks like we could open up a whole new avenue of investigation.
11:18Now...
11:20You've always said you don't know who it is.
11:22But...
11:23If there's any way you can remember...
11:25I would do everything in my power...
11:28To find him.
11:35I'm sorry.
11:37Like I said before...
11:39I've got no idea who he is.
11:47When I get here...
11:50When I get here...
11:53Ahem.
11:57Oh, no.
11:58No, no, no.
11:59That's not the deal.
12:00I agreed to talk to you.
12:01Not him.
12:02I've got legal rights.
12:03I'm not.
12:04Annie is happy.
12:05Right now.
12:06Alright?
12:07She don't need any big revelations blowing her life apart.
12:09And you get that, right?
12:10Yeah, of course.
12:11He's just...
12:12Keen to get involved.
12:13You know?
12:14He wants to get to know her.
12:15Yeah, why are you pussyfooting around all this?
12:17Because of this.
12:18Right?
12:19Because you've known for 12 hours...
12:20And you're already hassling me.
12:22Rushing me.
12:23Don't exactly fill me with confidence.
12:24Well, you ain't got nothing to worry about.
12:25Alright?
12:26I'm a great dad.
12:27Aren't I?
12:28You're living out of a bag...
12:29With your passport in your back pocket.
12:30I don't even know if you're sticking around Warford or not.
12:32And that is what I'm talking about.
12:33Alright?
12:34You are not going anywhere near my daughter until I say so.
12:37And you are not telling her that you're her dad...
12:39Until you've got some sort of plan.
12:45Just...
12:47Baby steps, yeah?
12:57Forget him, Lauren.
12:59I've done worse.
13:05I'm gonna go.
13:06Did I hear that right?
13:10You've got a kid with Linda.
13:14What are you gonna do?
13:15I don't know.
13:19What can I do?
13:20She's holding all the cards, isn't she?
13:21Well, if it was my kid...
13:24I wouldn't let anyone keep me away.
13:26I just want that.
13:40This is fine.
13:42I know why you're against...
13:46a care home.
13:47And, uh...
13:48Well, the thought that costs me...
13:49It's my eyes water.
13:50There will come a time...
13:51Isn't that the money's one thing, alright?
13:52But it's Nigel, isn't it?
13:53He's nowhere near the level of the people in these care homes.
13:54Half the time, he's like the same bloke he always was.
13:55Half?
13:56As much as that?
13:57I don't think so.
13:58When it's bad.
13:59Phil, when it's bad.
14:00It's really scary.
14:01Or, let me guess, is that alpha and a Tiffany...
14:03It's not the type of time.
14:04If it's not the type of time...
14:06There will come a time.
14:08It's not the money's one thing, alright?
14:09But it's Nigel, isn't it?
14:10He's nowhere near the level of the people in these care homes.
14:12Half the time, he's like the same bloke he always was.
14:14Half?
14:15As much as that?
14:16I don't think so.
14:19When it's bad.
14:22Phil, when it's bad.
14:26It's really scary.
14:27Or let me guess, is that elf or nativity?
14:32He's die-hard.
14:36I know it's been tough.
14:38Of course it has, but right now there's more good times than bad.
14:43Are you really telling me you're ready to walk away from him
14:46and that you could sleep at night if you did?
14:53No, I couldn't.
14:56No.
14:59But we can't pretend he isn't getting worse.
15:03And, you know, I really worry that today's screening might be too much for him.
15:07Well, it can't cancel.
15:09We can't. It'd be devastated.
15:17Well, I think you need to check with Linda about that.
15:19No, it's nothing to check, you know.
15:21She just thought it'd be some good bonding time, you know,
15:24take Annie to the grotto, go and see Santa.
15:26No, no, no. Linda is taking her to the grotto.
15:29That's what I'm saying. She's going to meet us down there.
15:31Well, she's all right about that.
15:32I mean, to Annie, you're just some strange old man.
15:35That ain't safest place in the world for that little girl who's with her dad.
15:40I just want to get to know her. That's all.
15:43I mean, you've got this place to run, haven't you?
15:45And I love what you've done with it, by the way.
15:48Yeah, it's very, er...
15:51It's like bougie, innit?
15:52Oh. Boutique hotel.
15:54Yeah.
15:59Those first reviews, very important.
16:04So if I can get Annie out of your way,
16:06it'll give you a chance to be the hostess with a mostess, won't it?
16:11Annie, darling, get your coat.
16:14Mummy's throne wants to take you to see Santa.
16:19Where's Tommy? He's meant to be here.
16:20Oh, yeah, well, don't worry about my back.
16:22I'm like Rudolph on steroids.
16:23Take while your nose is so big, eh?
16:26You want to lay off the shirt?
16:27Hey, hey.
16:28Yeah, very funny.
16:30Zoe!
16:31It's all right. It's just a car.
16:41I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't go.
16:43I'm going to stay on the sofa with Minnie Moe.
16:44I'm safe there.
16:45No. No, you're not.
16:46No, I am, because any time I try and move forward,
16:49something happens.
16:50Then, Zoe, it was just a car.
16:52We're all okay.
16:53Nothing's going to happen, all right?
16:54Trust me.
16:55When I find out who this is, and I will,
16:57I will kill them.
16:58All right?
16:59Oh.
17:00Ta-da!
17:01What do you think?
17:02Oh.
17:03It's all right.
17:04Oh.
17:05You look so dapper.
17:06In your tie.
17:07You look like James Bond.
17:08Ha-ha.
17:09Geriatric mind of mystery.
17:10Mobility scooter instead of an Aston Martin.
17:12Did I have a sports car?
17:13Er, yes.
17:14I don't know.
17:15I don't know.
17:16I don't know.
17:17I don't know.
17:18I don't know.
17:19I don't know.
17:20I don't know.
17:21I don't know.
17:22I don't know.
17:23I don't know.
17:24I don't know.
17:25I don't know.
17:26I don't know.
17:27Can I have a sports car?
17:28Er, you're Morris Minor.
17:30Do you mean?
17:31Yeah.
17:32Yeah.
17:33You and Phil went on a treasure huntin' it together.
17:35Do you remember?
17:38Oh.
17:39Er.
17:40You're having a little accident.
17:41Don't worry.
17:42This suit's all wet.
17:43It's all right, Mac.
17:44I've got another one upstairs.
17:46Come on.
17:47Let's clean up.
17:48Come on, sweetheart.
17:50Don't worry.
17:57Come on.
17:58That's it.
17:59Oops.
18:00Oops.
18:01Oops.
18:02That's it.
18:15You all right?
18:16No.
18:17Excited?
18:18Listen, your mum tells me you've been a really good girl this year.
18:22Listen, your mum tells me you've been a really good girl this year.
18:25So you're definitely going to be on Father Christmas's good list,
18:28which means you are going to get loads and loads and loads of presents.
18:32Sound good?
18:34Merry Christmas. Mr. and Mrs. Claus are ready to see you.
18:37I love Santa.
18:39Yeah, I'll do it now. Come on.
18:41Let's go. Uncle Matt. That's Anna, right?
18:44Yeah, yeah. Just helping Linda out.
18:46Ho, ho, ho, ho!
18:48What have we got here? A little girl?
18:51Annie.
18:53With you.
18:55Okay. Why don't you take a seat next to Santa?
18:58I'll need a photo of this. Hang on.
19:02Here we go.
19:04All right, big smiles. Annie, big smile.
19:08Cute.
19:11Right. There's no easy way to say this.
19:24You mind in the film? It got cut.
19:27What's the point of me doing it, then?
19:29Sorry. That's your business.
19:33Callum.
19:35Callum.
19:36Is Jay going to make it tonight or what?
19:38Well, look, you know how he's got his new girlfriend up north?
19:40And how she's not got anyone this time of Christmas?
19:42Stupid Elena.
19:44Let me guess, he's staying there for Christmas as well?
19:46Yeah.
19:47Julie.
19:48Come on, get me on.
19:51Could you keep a hold of this one?
19:54What's that?
19:55Julie's Christmas present.
19:57Yeah.
19:58Speech.
19:59Here it is.
20:01Hi, Joel. You're on in 30 seconds.
20:06Oi.
20:07I barred you from the Vic.
20:10That means you don't get served in here, either.
20:12Oh.
20:13All I did was ask for a drink.
20:14You're asking for a slap.
20:15Oh.
20:16And you know it.
20:22You might want to give her a bit of a break.
20:25She's had a tricky few months since she came back.
20:28She's been back for months?
20:29Yeah, went in the country.
20:31She had a few personal things to deal with
20:33and probably thinks she deserves a drink, that's all.
20:36I think that's all.
20:48Just wanted to say thanks, you know,
20:50for not dropping us in at the max.
20:52Well, you kept it secret because I begged you to.
20:54It's not my place to tell him.
20:58I'll do what I can to make sure my dad, he steps up, yeah?
21:03You might have sent me a photo.
21:06Santa's grotto.
21:07Little Annie.
21:08I never went to the grotto.
21:10Well, Max said...
21:14Stupid!
21:19Right, if anyone's phone goes off in the middle of this,
21:22you're in massive trouble.
21:25I'm being serious.
21:26Turn them off.
21:27Now, please welcome to the stage...
21:28Nigel!
21:29Yay!
21:32Everyone has a favourite Christmas movie.
21:33It's A Wonderful Life, Christmas Carol, Die Hard.
21:37Although, if you want to see a bald man in a vest causing havoc, just walk into the kitchen when Phil's making breakfast.
21:54Um...
21:55Um...
21:56The thing I...
21:57The thing I love most about Christmas...
22:00movies...
22:01is...
22:02Where, where, where, where?
22:03Where, where, where, where?
22:04Where, where, where, where?
22:05Where, where, where, where?
22:06Sorry.
22:07Sweetheart.
22:08Mum.
22:09The thing I love most about Christmas... movies...
22:11Where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where, where
22:41...people together.
22:48What happened there?
22:49What?
22:50Where'd you get that from?
22:51What?
22:52It's nothing.
22:53It's nothing.
22:54It's a black eye.
22:55I don't know.
22:56No, it's...
22:57Let's talk about this at all.
22:58No!
23:02It was an accident, darling.
23:04You didn't mean it.
23:07It's okay.
23:11Come on, I can't look.
23:17Nigel.
23:18Nigel!
23:20Nigel, wait!
23:25You think Patrick looks like Santa?
23:28Well, maybe he is Santa.
23:31In that way, you better be nice to me.
23:33Come here.
23:41That woman has no redeeming qualities.
23:43She's worse than Sophie.
23:44Everybody is in there.
23:45She's a selfish, lying, manipulative bitch.
23:48Well, with that attitude, no wonder she don't want nothing to do with you.
23:51Same goes for Sophie.
23:52So I'm the bad girl now?
23:54You're lying to her about her kids.
23:56So, yes, you are.
23:58Is everything all right?
24:01Yeah, yeah.
24:02Nothing to worry about.
24:03Any sign of him?
24:04No, no.
24:05Nothing.
24:06I knew this was all too much.
24:07Too many people.
24:08Too much pressure.
24:09Oh, here we go again.
24:10What?
24:11What?
24:12Any sign of him?
24:13No, no.
24:14Nothing.
24:15I knew this was all too much.
24:16Too many people.
24:17Too much pressure.
24:18Oh, here we go again.
24:19What, are we gonna talk about care home together?
24:20You know, maybe we should.
24:21Care home?
24:22But, um...
24:23For me?
24:24No, no, no.
24:25I'm sorry.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27I'm sorry.
24:28I'm sorry.
24:29I'm sorry.
24:30I'm sorry.
24:31I'm sorry.
24:32I'm sorry.
24:33I'm sorry.
24:34I'm sorry.
24:35I'm sorry.
24:36I'm sorry.
24:37I'm sorry.
24:38I'm sorry.
24:39I'm sorry.
24:40No, no, no, no, mate.
24:41Oh.
24:44Um...
24:45Living in a home.
24:46A care home.
24:47No, no, mate.
24:48I'm here and I...
24:50Yeah.
24:55Um...
24:56I wanna be alone.
24:57What?
24:58I wanna be alone.
24:59Can you give me a minute?
25:00I'll be right back.
25:04You sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:09I wanna be right back.
25:28Hello?
25:30Hey, nice.
25:42You had a good day?
25:44Yeah, I have.
25:46We can do this again, any time.
25:53Because, look, I'm not just your mum's friend.
25:56I've known her for years.
25:59A long time, before you were born, even.
26:02And four and a quarter.
26:03Yeah, I know.
26:09Look, I'm your dad, Annie.
26:12I'm your dad, all right?
26:14Which is a really good thing,
26:15because it means I'll always look out for you.
26:19Because you're my little girl.
26:22What on earth do you think you're doing?
26:24He's my dad.
26:26Come on.
26:27Come on.
26:28I warned you.
26:30Well, I'm in her life now.
26:31No, you ain't.
26:32No, you ain't.
26:33You stay away from me.
26:34You stay away from my daughter.
26:44Come on.
26:47Taxi!
26:48Nothing.
26:49And then three come at once.
26:50Nah.
26:51Nah, that's buses.
26:52Buses come in threes.
26:53I need a taxi.
26:54Just...
26:55Get me home.
26:56Get me somewhere close to me.
26:57Oh, no.
26:58No.
26:59No.
27:00No.
27:01No.
27:02No.
27:03No.
27:04No.
27:05No.
27:06No.
27:07No.
27:08No.
27:09No.
27:12No.
27:13No.
27:14No.
27:15No.
27:16No, no.
27:17No did.
27:18No.
27:19No.
27:21Oh, shit.
27:48What do you have to do to get a taxi in this place?
27:51And a very merry Christmas to you and all, sweetheart.
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