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00:00You can choose to be with people who love you.
00:03I'll get her hooked on those pills, you dial up the guilt day by day.
00:06We'll both get what we want.
00:07Mercedes in ruins.
00:09I know how painful this is gonna be to hear, because I found out it was Mercedes who shot you.
00:14I know. I've known all of them.
00:16Those pills, they're not helping you.
00:18I know.
00:19Are you gonna stop?
00:20Yeah, today.
00:21Promise.
00:30I know how much you've been doing.
00:32I do want to thank you for joining us.
00:38I love you.
00:39I love you.
00:40I love you.
00:41You can join us all again.
00:42I love you.
00:43I love you, Ben.
00:47I love you.
00:48I love you, Ben.
00:51I love you.
00:52I love you.
00:54I love you.
00:55I love you.
00:57A lot like yoga, yeah.
01:23Look who I found!
01:27Ho ho ho!
01:29Merry Christmas everyone!
01:30Look, it's Santa!
01:31No it's not.
01:32It's Jack in a Santa hat.
01:33Hey, you're absolutely right.
01:35Santa's asked me and Phil to come and give you girls some extra stocking fillers.
01:38Got any wireless headphones in there for me?
01:40No, just the usual stuff, nuts, clementines.
01:43Jack, it wasn't funny the first time.
01:45Don't worry kids, we've got actual gifts.
01:48Nice one.
01:50Special one for you.
01:52Ho ho ho!
01:54Warren, if I'm Santa number one you must be Santa number two.
01:59Hey Jack, this village is only big enough for one Santa.
02:02Where's your elf mate?
02:04She's still in her dressing gown with 20 missed calls on her phone.
02:07Sorry, I left my phone upstairs.
02:09We've got some more calls to make, so come on now.
02:13I'll see you out.
02:14Excuse me, you've made me look like a right tool.
02:18I didn't know they were coming, did I?
02:20I'm not talking about them.
02:21I'm talking about you.
02:22You know, we were supposed to dress up and surprise the kids and look at you.
02:26I slept in, didn't I, so...
02:28You're out of order.
02:29Wow!
02:30You seriously need to chill out.
02:32Best we make a move.
02:33We don't want to be sipping on any more toys, do we?
02:35Honestly, it's a good job the rural centre isn't such a plague.
02:39Gemma?
02:40Yeah?
02:41Why anyone would want to mix orange juice with champagne?
02:42Listen, can you get me another prescription?
02:43No, not until after bank holiday.
02:44I barely slept.
02:45I don't know I'm going to get a fruit day.
02:46There must be some like that you can do.
02:47Mercedes, I'm not on duty.
02:48I do have a number though.
02:50Just do me a favour.
02:51Don't tell anyone it came from me.
02:52I promise.
02:53My lips are sealed.
02:54Good.
02:55I wouldn't do this for just anyone.
02:56I don't know if I'm going to get a fruit day.
02:57I don't know if I'm going to get a fruit day.
02:58There must be something like that you can do.
02:59Mercedes, I'm not on duty.
03:00I do have a number though.
03:03Just do me a favour.
03:04Don't tell anyone it came from me.
03:05I promise.
03:06My lips are sealed.
03:07Good.
03:08I wouldn't do this for just anyone.
03:09I'll text it over.
03:11What was all that about?
03:14Worried I'm going to make you look like a tool.
03:16Can we not do this today?
03:17Do what, Warren?
03:18We beat each other up the wrong way.
03:20You started it.
03:21Okay, okay.
03:22I did.
03:23But can we just forget everything?
03:25Get in the Christmas spirit for the kids.
03:26Yeah, of course we can.
03:28Now come here and give Santa a kiss.
03:31I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.
03:36Won't it not just fit on the top?
03:38No, it won't just fit on the top.
03:39Prince, no, the oven's not big enough.
03:40Right, I'll just put it in the microwave then.
03:42You can't do it in the microwave.
03:44Just share our turkey.
03:45There's loads to go round.
03:46Fine, but I want both legs and a breast.
03:48Nothing else.
03:49A bit dry without gravy, that.
03:51I'm going to go stronger than fizzy wine.
03:54Yeah, Nana sent over a bottle of limoncello from Alicante.
03:57It's there, so there you go.
03:59Gotcha.
04:00You're in recovery, so all the more for me.
04:02A bit early for the hard stuff, innit?
04:03You're the one that would tell me to get in Christmas spirit.
04:06Where are kids?
04:07Upstairs.
04:08Yeah, we do miss you, Auntie Myra.
04:10Oh, yeah, no, John Paul's cooking the dinner here.
04:13Auntie Myra says make sure you baste the turkey.
04:16Yeah, can you ask her how long you boiled sprouts for?
04:18Did you hear that?
04:19Are they frozen?
04:20No, I dug them up out of the garden this morning.
04:22Of course they're frozen.
04:23Oh, you talk to her.
04:25Love you, Auntie Myra.
04:26Love you, Nana.
04:27Hi, Mum.
04:29Happy Christmas.
04:30Hiya.
04:31Yeah, I got your number off, Gemma.
04:33And, erm, I'm after some anxiety pills.
04:48Yeah, sure, whatever you've got.
04:51OK, yeah.
04:52I'll meet you behind Dog.
04:53Just call me or text me when you're there.
04:55I'm having a wardrobe malfunction.
05:01Yes, you are.
05:02Dodger's coming in an hour to see Mary Boogantas and I don't know what to wear.
05:06Do you need a glass for that?
05:07No.
05:08Wear pyjamas, like you said.
05:09No, I can't make a onesie look sexy.
05:10You really like him, don't you?
05:11No.
05:12No.
05:13Yeah, I'm obsessed.
05:14Well, he's like the one that got away.
05:15Do you know what I mean?
05:16Have you ever heard that?
05:17Yeah.
05:18A few.
05:19The dead.
05:20Well, that's not the same thing.
05:21No.
05:22Yeah.
05:23Yeah, I'm obsessed.
05:24Well, he's like the one that got away.
05:25Do you know what I mean?
05:26Have you ever heard that?
05:27Yeah.
05:28A few.
05:29The dead.
05:30That's not the same thing.
05:31No.
05:32Someone who's out there.
05:33A tantalising probability.
05:35Someone you just dream of walking through that door and just letting you know that when
05:40they let you go last time it was a big mistake.
05:42Then I guess that's Warren, but he's back now.
05:45Yeah, you always get what you want.
05:47Sometimes the reality don't live up to a dream.
05:49Yeah.
05:50How are you two getting on?
05:52Fighting.
05:53A lot.
05:54You know, it's like we've spent that long apart.
05:57I convinced myself that he wasn't right for me and it reasoned to hate him and love him
06:01and now he's back.
06:02I don't know.
06:04You're struggling to love him again.
06:06So much has happened.
06:07It's like, it's like with different people now.
06:10Erm, I'm going to have to nip out.
06:16All that needs is your signature pink lip.
06:18I'll erm, knock him dead.
06:19I'm dreaming of white Christmas.
06:24Just like the ones I used to know.
06:28Where the treetops listen.
06:29And the children listen.
06:33Not to hear.
06:34You're saying he's not about you?
06:35I dunno.
06:36You're saying he's not about you?
06:37I dunno.
06:38You're saying he's not about you?
06:39I dunno.
06:40You're saying he's not about you?
06:41I dunno.
06:42You're saying he's not about you?
06:43You're saying he's not about you?
06:44You're saying he's not about you?
06:45I dunno.
06:49You're saying he's not about you?
06:50You're saying he's not about you?
06:51I dunno.
06:52You're saying he's not about you?
06:53I dunno.
06:54You're saying he's not about you?
06:55You're saying he's not about you?
06:56You're saying he's not about you?
06:57I dunno.
06:58I dunno.
06:59Oh, hello.
07:00Come on then.
07:01Give us a swig.
07:05Cheers.
07:09You know, I have worked every Christmas since I qualified.
07:25And it always made me sad knowing that everyone was having a ball with the nearest and dearest
07:29one.
07:30Starting to think the grass isn't raining.
07:32Why?
07:33What's happened?
07:34My dad.
07:35That's what's happened.
07:36It's just not the man I remember.
07:38And I know twenty years has passed.
07:40He's changed.
07:42Yeah.
07:43Twenty years doesn't have to pass for that to happen.
07:46You and Mercedes will get back to where you were.
07:49Will we?
07:50I'm not so sure.
07:52I'm sorry to hear that.
07:54Liar.
07:55Look, I say Mercedes is just struggling with what she's done.
07:59But if you ask me, Tony got what he deserved.
08:01What, you'd have done the same?
08:03Sure.
08:04But I wouldn't have missed.
08:05And I sure as hell wouldn't be feeling bad about it now.
08:08What's done is done.
08:09It must be nice not to have a conscience.
08:12Hey.
08:13There are some things I do regret.
08:15Where have you been?
08:16Need a summer front shop.
08:17What?
08:18Apple sauce.
08:19So where is it?
08:20The shop was closed.
08:21Now it's time to party.
08:22You know she's doing my head in.
08:23What's wrong with her?
08:24Look, it's none of my business.
08:25No, Gemma, come on.
08:26If you know something, tell me.
08:27Right, look at this beast.
08:28Oh hey, we can't start without Dodger.
08:29Oh hey, we can't start without Dodger.
08:30What's wrong with her?
08:31What's wrong with her?
08:32Look, it's none of my business.
08:33No, Gemma, come on.
08:34If you know something, tell me.
08:35Right, look at this beast.
08:36Oh hey, we can't start without Dodger.
08:37Well where is he?
08:38I'm starving.
08:39Oh that'll be him now.
08:40Dodger, hi.
08:41Merry Christmas to you.
08:43Come in.
08:44Oh, what's wrong with her?
08:45Come in.
08:46Oh, come on.
08:47If you know something, tell me.
08:48Well, come on.
08:49If you know something, tell me.
08:50Right.
08:51Look at this beast.
08:52Oh hey, we can't start without Dodger.
08:53Well where is he?
08:54I'm starving.
08:55Oh that'll be him now.
08:57Dodger, hi.
08:58Merry Christmas to you.
09:00Come in.
09:01Ah, what's wrong with her?
09:02Oh, come in.
09:03Oh, come in.
09:04Oh, come in.
09:05Oh, come in.
09:06Hey, what's wrong with her?
09:07Come in.
09:08Come in.
09:09Come in.
09:10Merce? These are for the kids.
09:12Oh, lovely. We're just in here. Come on.
09:15You're both hungry, yeah? Yeah.
09:17Merry Christmas, all. Merry Christmas!
09:21Oh, you shouldn't have.
09:22Oh, well, I didn't want to come into your hand after all the trouble you wanted.
09:25Well, she didn't actually do anything, so...
09:28I set the table.
09:29Yeah, which is why I've got two forks.
09:31Where's your pyjamas, Danny?
09:34Well, I didn't get the memo about the dress code, did I?
09:37Look, I'll tell you what, I'll run home and get changed up. It's quick as I can.
09:40It's a good idea. Take your time. We can have more drinks.
09:42Er, no, no, actually.
09:47There you go.
09:49All right. Ta-da!
09:51Ready for birthday.
09:52All right, let's get this party started.
09:54Make sure no one has them legs.
09:58I've got two knives.
09:59To go with my two forks.
10:05Now that is a pigeon.
10:06Now it's Christmas.
10:07I've got two.
10:08All right, there's plenty to go around.
10:13Hey, don't you?
10:15Hey, don't you think you should slow down?
10:18Who are you?
10:18What in police?
10:19Right, who wants first?
10:20Er, have we got spoons?
10:21Did I put some down?
10:22Er, probably not.
10:23Oh, well.
10:24Right, who wants first, Doc?
10:26Do you know who you lot are?
10:29You lot are partying poopers.
10:30What?
10:31Oh, first!
10:32We're just trying to chill and watch me.
10:33I want to watch the King's speech.
10:34You want a speech, yeah?
10:35I'll give you a McQueen's speech.
10:36Thank you for a wonderful Christmas dinner, John Paul.
10:49Even though the turkey was dry as a camel's hoof.
10:53I've enjoyed it.
10:54Here's to family and friends and to the one who got away.
11:00All right?
11:01To read his words, it's not nice.
11:02Oh, sorry.
11:03Wait, I've got to get this.
11:05Hello, Frankie.
11:06Gosh, to wait ten miserable years for this?
11:09Record this call.
11:10What are you doing?
11:11I'll tell you, I'm sorry.
11:13I've got to go.
11:15It's all my silly love of his sister.
11:17Oh, come on, Dad.
11:19I'm only helping that laugh.
11:21Yeah, well, no-one's finding it funny.
11:22All right, Grinch.
11:23Why don't you go upstairs and sleep it off?
11:25Why don't you stop telling me what to do?
11:27You're making a scene.
11:28I'm making a scene?
11:30No, you...
11:31I'm just after a good time, but if yous lot can't cope with it,
11:34I'll, erm, take me party upstairs.
11:37Yeah?
11:38Come on.
11:39And what are you going to do, Mercedes?
11:40You're going to pop some pills in the bedroom
11:43while the kids are sleeping.
11:45They're just my anxiety tablet.
11:46That she scored from some dealer.
11:48What is the big deal?
11:50The big deal, Mercedes.
11:51You're supposed to be taking care of the kids.
11:53Just get out.
11:53No.
11:54I'm not leaving the kids in your care.
11:56I said get out!
11:58Miss!
12:03We'll look after the kids, mate.
12:04I'll be back in the morning for my daughter.
12:13You're not the only one with regrets.
12:19You are not taking my little girl off me.
12:21You're a mess.
12:22Someone's trying to ruin my life.
12:23And whose fault is that, eh?
12:25You're the one who shot Tony.
12:26Guys, come on, keep your voices down.
12:29Look, go home and contact your lawyer in the morning.
12:32And the next time she asks you for drugs, just say no.
12:35You told him?
12:40I told him about today, not the other stuff.
12:43I trusted you!
12:44Mercedes.
12:45I did this to help you!
12:47Help me?
12:48Yeah!
12:49No wonder Warren has his doubts!
12:51I better use that blackmail in me, won't it?
12:53Prove it!
12:54You little bitch!
12:56Boy, stop it!
12:57I said stop it!
12:58I know what you did.
13:01I'm the one who's been blackmailing you, OK?
13:04So what are you going to do about it?
13:06You all right?
13:07She is a mess.
13:22Hi.
13:23Your face!
13:24Gemma?
13:25Do you want me to go and get Misra?
13:26I think she's gone for a lie down after Dad's, you know?
13:27No, it's OK.
13:28She just caught me off guard.
13:29Who?
13:30Mercedes.
13:31What, you had a fight?
13:32I don't scrap, but I can defend myself if I have to.
13:35So I'll let that be a warning.
13:36OK.
13:37Have you got any ice?
13:38Erm, yeah, probably.
13:39Right, come on, you.
13:40Sit down.
13:41I don't care.
13:42I don't care.
13:43I don't care.
13:44But I can defend myself if I have to.
13:45So I'll let that be a warning.
13:46OK.
13:47Have you got any ice?
13:49Erm, yeah, probably.
13:50Right, come on, you.
13:51Sit down.
13:52Let me have a look.
13:56Ooh.
13:57It's a nasty bruise, but I think you'll live.
14:03You know, Mercedes was right about one thing.
14:05Yeah, what's that?
14:08I do want you back.
14:14Potato waffles, too.
14:18You hungry?
14:20Dianne, please.
14:21Can we just talk?
14:22Oh, so now you want to talk?
14:23Do you know what?
14:24You spent weeks helping with Tony's physio, being my shoulders a crier and not once did
14:34you happen to mention that you're the reason that my family's fallen apart.
14:37Look, I wanted to tell you so many times.
14:41That's why I thought that if I helped, maybe…
14:42What, your debt would be paid?
14:43Listen, you.
14:44Your debt will never be paid.
14:45Not while my family's still suffering.
14:46I'm so sorry.
14:47So what was it?
14:48Hey, were you jealous because you married me?
14:49No.
14:50Well what then?
14:51I wanted my son to have a dad who loved him, but instead he got one that chose to save
14:56someone else from that wreckage.
14:58What happened to your baby wasn't Tony's fault?
14:59I didn't know that at the time, did I?
15:00So you shot him?
15:01A life and a life.
15:02Do you know how twisted that is?
15:03My head were all over the place.
15:05I'd literally just lost her, but you shot him.
15:08Had she ever been hurt and never left me.
15:09I was hurt and never even watched him.
15:10I saw you.
15:11I was.
15:12I'm poor.
15:13You're killing me.
15:14I was too.
15:15I'm very mad.
15:16Well what then?
15:17I wanted my son to have a dad who loved him, but instead he got one that chose to save
15:22someone else from that wreckage.
15:24What happened to your baby wasn't Tony's fault?
15:26I didn't know that at the time, did I?
15:28So you shot him?
15:29A life and a life.
15:30Do you know how twisted that is?
15:31My baby. I was grieving. I walked in there. I wanted to ask him why.
15:37I saw the gun.
15:40I feel your grief. I really do.
15:44Because I feel it every single day.
15:47Because now, I have to do everything for Tony.
15:51Because of you.
15:54So you know what?
15:55I am made up you bit rock bottom.
15:58Because now you know what it looks like.
16:01Oh, my days. My stomach's killing me.
16:13Has anyone got anything for constipation?
16:15You could start by not eating everybody's leftovers, you greedy git.
16:19And Tamara would be really proud of you, you know.
16:21Even though it didn't really go to plan.
16:23No, it was fun. I really enjoyed myself.
16:26So it can be less it's going to be okay?
16:28Well, she would have been fine if Warren didn't turn up.
16:30Maybe that's a lesson for us all. Never go back.
16:34Oh, that'll be carol singers then.
16:36Reza.
16:39Tell them I've gone to bed.
16:40I heard that.
16:41Listen, before you say anything...
16:52I wanted to do that all day.
17:03Look, no, no, no, no, no.
17:03Please, please, just let me speak for a second.
17:06Listen, I've got a lot going on at the minute.
17:11And there's a lot I can't talk about right now.
17:13But I will, when I'm ready.
17:17Teresa, something just happened and it made me realise that we all just, you know,
17:21need to be in the moment and take our chances at happiness.
17:26Cos I don't know when the next one might come along.
17:28You should have been kissed me.
17:29There's no well
17:33The angel did say
17:37Was to certain poor shepherds
17:42In fields as they lay
17:46I just wanted to say I'm sorry for accusing you and
18:01lashing out at you like that.
18:03I would bang out of order.
18:05You were upset.
18:07I still can't believe it were Diane who blackmailed me.
18:10Things might be better now that the secret's out.
18:12You think?
18:13Well, she obviously doesn't want to involve the police.
18:15I guess I should have phoned them by now.
18:17True.
18:19Listen, thank you for understanding and
18:22I hope it doesn't change all between us.
18:25Course not.
18:27Let's hope Warren can be so forgiving.
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