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00:00um what about lunch well I mean do you go out is there um is there a canteen or
00:10well is there a pret nearby not even a pret um no no no no Jamie um no I'm not nervous I just
00:24well I don't know it's a new job well I mean you're used to that place for me it's well it's not new
00:33exactly but it's um well it's newish um I'm totally fine yeah yeah oh um there is one other thing I
00:43wanted to ask um should I take any precautions or well I don't know I mean it's a prison so
00:51I suppose I'm just asking how safe is it
00:55yeah I'll take these okay do you want to wear them out I can bin these if you want no no I'm
01:16going on a date later tonight sorry right in these yeah no um um bin those
01:25is it the same girl I met yeah yeah Jess she's nice wow emotional I mean I'm tearing up what is it
01:49two months now it's long term for you in it oh god look at him he's doing his shit oh god I love that
01:54expression look at it like a concentration
01:57how'd you get that one Lee
02:04oh yeah that's that's where the knife came out oh bloody hell
02:11it's a father and son I owed him money I remember waking up in this empty industrial kitchen
02:16I saw him and then I had the sound of the knife sharpening oh my god
02:20daddy says right where do you want to get stabbed I'm like well no fucking where and then he swings
02:25a knife like that and he says I said where do you want to get fucking stabbed I said my leg what
02:30you said the leg then he just fucking yeah shoved it right up to the handle no it weren't too bad at
02:35first I looked down I thought that felt like getting punched but then the son he runs over and he kicks
02:39oh Jesus I like screamed my guts out they start panicking they're shouting they're gonna cut my
02:45throat if I don't stop I can't I physically cannot stop screaming right and yeah like my face is saying
02:50yeah I know I'm sorry it's mad then it but my mouth is like
02:53then they dump me on some estate pass out and I wake up crawl and pass out wake up crawl and then
03:03one time I wake up and I'm in hospital don't know how you're still here oh he's a reason I'm still
03:09here little man do you want to look at his poo absolutely yeah yeah does it scare you being a dad
03:23I'm three years clean Dan no no I don't mean that I mean you know our upbringing
03:29now why I see it every generation gets its chance to change you know me and you we're ours
03:37hmm can I ask you something mm-hmm why'd you get a fucking job in prison well it's just a job
03:46because me no dad dad no fuck no no god no not seen for 25 years if it was another 25
03:58I'd still be too soon
03:59and why well I don't know
04:10do you think I'd be a good dad yeah yeah you'd be a great dad why just wondered
04:19that is not a good idea no I could just widen the um the toe cap see there's there's like a steel bit
04:45I'm just gonna try and widen
04:51oh Dan Dan that is gonna go horribly wrong oh fuck oh I think I've bent the cap fuck
05:00feels like there's a blade in there oh okay this would really reflect very well on you right now
05:07have you resisted the temptation to say I told you say yeah hmm
05:13hello stop what that I need to finish this yeah but if you give me sex then the prisoners might respect me
05:20oh I think your um lady toe cap boots will achieve that don't you yeah
05:24you're gonna go into the office today
05:32uh yeah yeah I am in the morning um and then I'm I'm going to the IVF clinic
05:37oh right okay
05:43Dan I did tell you
05:45no I know I know you did
05:47like on our first day it was it was quite up front
05:49yeah you were no I know you were you were I just thought
05:52so who's the dad
05:56donor not dad never met him he's um he's mid-twenties got dark hair athletic apparently
06:06oh an athlete oh nice
06:08are you jealous of a man I've literally never met
06:11yeah still I feel like if I ever met him I'd have to beat the living shit out of him
06:15hey so what about like me as the donor I could be a dad no it's something that I've thought about a lot
06:32we've known each other for eight weeks
06:33well I've thought about it lots ever since you first mentioned it I feel like maybe now
06:37maybe now what well I don't know
06:39some woman you've slept with six times is trying to have a baby you decided she's the one
06:43no not the one
06:45oh not the one just a one a one with a reproductive system
06:49is this because your brother's had a baby
06:51no it's I just can't we just take some time to think about it
06:55no no the embryo is a blastocyst it's ready to go in today
06:59what time is your appointment
07:01it's at 315
07:03okay call and sick stay here think about it and if we both think it's worth a go then we can go to the appointment together
07:09this is not a fucking game
07:10okay Jess honestly ever since you first told me about it I haven't been able to think about anything else
07:14and I have wanted to mention it I just didn't know how
07:16I didn't know that it was coming up this quick
07:20I just know that you're gonna make an amazing mum
07:24so maybe we could do it together try it together
07:28and if we don't work out you can just sue me for child support
07:32oh see I don't need to see you for child support though do I?
07:34that's Jan's joking
07:36because I mean literally five times your salary
07:38yeah okay
07:40yeah
07:42I'll get a little break at lunch today at 12
07:44and I'll call you then
07:46you'll call me?
07:50mm-hmm yep
07:52midday my call
07:54and there will be 괜찮아
08:04yeah
08:06I want you to set up
08:08all the time
08:10all your weekend
08:12and then you'll get better
08:14I don't know.
08:44I don't know.
09:14Sorry, I have to take quite an important call today at 12.
09:25Well, you're down to finish at 1.45.
09:28Okay, right, I can't do my phone in.
09:30What, in there?
09:32In that prison?
09:35Can I come back here?
09:36I'd have to sign you out and back in again.
09:38Look, ask your duty officer during your break.
09:40Maybe they can arrange an escort back.
09:42It is quite an important...
09:43Ask your duty officer, okay?
09:45I did leave my phone in the locker, didn't I?
10:00I don't know.
10:02Did you leave your phone in your locker?
10:05Yeah.
10:06Yeah.
10:06Yeah.
10:07Good.
10:07I did.
10:08You don't want to mess around with that.
10:09Phone past here is automatic prosecution.
10:12Automatic?
10:14Yeah.
10:16No, I did.
10:17I did.
10:17I put it in.
10:18I put it in.
10:20I'm going to check.
10:27Yeah.
10:27I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm going to check.
10:32And, there's...
10:38And, there's...
10:49I, eeh...
10:50Yes, yes...
10:51There's...
10:51There's...
10:52There's...
11:52What the fuck do you think you're going to do with them?
12:05What are you doing here?
12:10These are men.
12:13They won't get you, boy.
12:16These are fucking men.
12:18Dad?
12:23Hey.
12:25You coming in or what?
12:26Yeah.
12:30Are you okay?
12:34Yeah, yeah.
12:35Just new shoes.
12:36Oh, you poor love.
12:38Oh, fuck off.
12:39JB, it hurts.
12:39So, first day.
12:44Yeah.
12:45It's going to be fine.
12:46I think I'm really going to respond to you.
12:47Now, I don't know how many there'll be.
12:49It could be four.
12:50It could be 14.
12:51It depends what's happening on the landings.
12:53But I looked over your lesson plan, and I think it's really good.
12:55Cool.
12:55I took the liberty of joining some visual aids up here for two years.
13:02No.
13:02No, I don't want to change it, Jamie.
13:05Make it easier.
13:06These men.
13:08I want them to get me.
13:25Reveal!
13:35Psychology.
13:36Um, no.
13:37Philosophy.
13:37Come on.
13:40Um, maybe you could introduce yourselves as you enter?
13:43In.
13:44I'm Malik.
13:44Maga?
13:45No.
13:46I already came in, boss.
13:47I'll go out and come back in again.
13:48What are we doing?
13:50I'm introducing ourselves as we end up.
13:55Hey, where are you going?
13:56You need to go out and come back in again, boss.
13:58Sorry, no, that's not what I am.
13:59Once they're in, please keep them in, please.
14:01Okay.
14:02Pleasure to make your acquaintance.
14:04Junior.
14:05Junior.
14:05You want to hunch up in there, yeah?
14:08More circus tricks, please.
14:14Um...
14:14So, do we just start, or...?
14:25Okay, I would like to begin with a problem that's been around for a very long time.
14:38Um, what makes you, you, is the you from ten years ago, the same you that sits in this room now.
14:48You know, because he ate in fucking prison.
14:50Um, traditionally there are two schools of thought on this.
14:54There's the cartes, there's the cartes, there's the cartes, um, cartesian, just, actually, but don't worry about what cartesian means.
15:03It just means...
15:04Um...
15:06Of the philosopher, um, of the philosopher Descartes, um, René Descartes, 1596, it's soul.
15:15Um, the first answer to what makes you, um, the first answer to what makes you, you, is your soul.
15:20But that is not a, it's not a very satisfactory answer.
15:24Um, what is a soul?
15:26Do we even really have a soul?
15:29I do.
15:31And so the other answer...
15:32I've got a soul.
15:33...is, is matter.
15:34How else would I have a relationship with our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ?
15:38Body.
15:39It, it, it's your material.
15:41And that is called materialism.
15:44Um, but bodies change.
15:47You know, your cells replace entirely every eight years.
15:50And so materialism's no good either, right?
15:52But then, um, Locke comes along, and John, John Locke, John Locke, and his key insight was memory.
15:59Your memory connects...
16:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:04That's not right.
16:05Excuse me?
16:06That is not what Locke said.
16:08John Locke was talking about consciousness.
16:10No fucking memory.
16:12Which is a total load of bollocks, if you ask me.
16:15So, say ten years ago I stabbed someone, right?
16:18And I've got a shitty brief and I've got a 14 stretch.
16:20Well, according to Locke, the only reason this current me is in prison is because of some ephemeral thing called consciousness, which may or may not exist.
16:29Well, how is that any different from the Cartesian's, you cunt?
16:32Fuck you, Locke.
16:33I'll take materialism all day.
16:36Hmm?
16:37Materialism's real.
16:39Materialism earns me my sentence.
16:41That's if I stabbed someone ten years ago.
16:45Which I did.
16:47I'd like us to use this as a talking stick.
16:50Um, a talking stick is...
16:52You know what a fucking talking stick is?
16:54See, I think we should be looking at Rousseau, right?
16:57Rousseau tears a lock and you arsehole with stuff.
17:00Have you read the social contract, that first line?
17:02Man is born free, yet everywhere he's in chains.
17:06Now, that's a fucking subject.
17:07None of this fucking Lockean self-wank over who am I, bollocks.
17:12I mean, grow the fuck up, man.
17:14Okay.
17:15Um.
17:19Oh, here we go.
17:20Do you want to talk about freedom?
17:21No.
17:21Ah, ha, ha.
17:27The Odyssey.
17:28No.
17:29There's that story, boys.
17:31So, Odysseus has to cross the Strait of Messina.
17:36But on the rocks live the sirens.
17:39Terrifying half-bird creatures.
17:42Who sing a song so beautiful that any man who hears it becomes instantly drunk with love and swims to them.
17:49Where the sirens feast on his flesh.
17:52The sirens are crack.
17:54They either live on rocks.
17:57To cross, Odysseus orders his men to put wax in their ears.
18:01And he gets them to tie him to the mast so that he can say when it's safe.
18:04They set sail.
18:06Odysseus hears the song and it reaches into his heart.
18:11He begs to be untied.
18:14But the crew carry on.
18:16All except one man who sees.
18:19The longing in Odysseus.
18:22And aches to know what it feels like.
18:27The man takes his wax out, jumps overboard and is devoured alive.
18:31So, there's the men with wax in their ears.
18:35There's Odysseus.
18:36And there's the man who jumped.
18:38There's the men with wax in their ears.
18:49And there's the men with wax in their ears.
18:52Why?
18:55Because they just got on with it.
18:58It's like us, right?
18:59I've got freedoms that people on the out haven't.
19:03Do you have to pay bills?
19:04Do you know how to go shopping?
19:06Do you know how to find a dentist?
19:08I'm totally free of choice.
19:09But doesn't your lack of choice mean that you're not free?
19:13Two weeks ago there was a lockdown.
19:1523 hours a day bang up.
19:16One hour search.
19:18You know what I did with my hour?
19:20Stayed in me pad.
19:21Sat in me bunk.
19:22And read.
19:23Jesus.
19:23Because I could.
19:24That's depressing, man.
19:25I'm not like you's always clowning around.
19:28I focus.
19:28You focus on what?
19:30The jizz crust clinging to your wool.
19:34I focus on my daughter.
19:37I focus on being a dad.
19:43Every day I write her a letter.
19:45One letter.
19:46Every single day.
19:48I want her to know that she's got a dad that loves her.
19:51Yeah, that's nice for this one.
19:53She's got to engage, man.
19:55Freedom isn't hiding.
19:57Okay, so Junior, right?
20:00Who do you think is the most free?
20:02Well, Odysseus.
20:03He's a king.
20:05You know, people have no choice but to do what he says.
20:08Yeah?
20:08Them men with the wax in their ears, they're just foot soldiers.
20:12You have to rise and excel.
20:14I agree with that.
20:15Life's about being something.
20:17I'm not waiting.
20:17You're not even a dad.
20:18You don't know what life's about.
20:20Yet.
20:21I'm not a dad.
20:22Yet.
20:2321 weeks can.
20:24My son.
20:29Huh?
20:29I do know what life's about.
20:31Junior borrowed me some of his business books.
20:33Fucking amazing.
20:35I'm going to provide for my boy.
20:37Free your mind.
20:38Free your circumstance.
20:40Then, free the cash.
20:43I let go.
20:43That fetus is on the outside.
20:44Then you're in here.
20:45But for now, my brief says I've got a very good chance of overturning sentencing.
20:49I'll tell you all right now.
20:51I'll be holding my boy as he takes his first breath.
20:53And right there and then, I'm going to write him a check for 10 million pounds to be cashed on his 10th birthday.
20:59You haven't got a check, Bob.
21:02A fucking postal order, then?
21:04Yeah, one could look at it from a neuroscientific perspective.
21:08You know, quantum mechanics.
21:09Zach, who do you think is most free?
21:11Hey.
21:12Hey, hold on.
21:13I've got the talking fucking bag.
21:14Sorry.
21:15Zach.
21:16Easy.
21:17It's the man what jumped.
21:18Yeah, but he was under a spell, Zach.
21:20Yeah, which he chose to give in to.
21:22See, all the rest of you have got wax in their ears or they're tied to their sticks.
21:25Yeah, you think that's freedom?
21:26Da.
21:27The jumper takes one look at the beautiful bird women and he says, fuck the consequence.
21:31I want that.
21:33So, in that moment, he is free.
21:35It's no wonder you're in a cell.
21:36You're in a fucking cell as well, Wallace.
21:38You ain't better than me.
21:40He can't even say who his addiction is.
21:42What is this?
21:42Nah.
21:43The crack.
21:44The women.
21:45It's cracks of women.
21:47And crack.
21:48I'm doing a five-year remote learning course on environmental construction.
21:56Environmental construction.
21:58Me little girl.
22:00She did a paper for exams all about how to build in sustainable ways.
22:04Got a paper up on me wall.
22:07Proper little environmentalist she is.
22:09When I get out, I'm going to help her.
22:12You won't believe the things you can do with straw these days.
22:15And you.
22:18You chatted about loving rock.
22:20Hmm?
22:20About loving pussy.
22:22That's now compared to the love that a dad has for his daughter.
22:24Yeah, man.
22:26Yeah, man.
22:27We all got fucking doors.
22:29Fatherhood.
22:31That's real freedom.
22:32But it's no fucking joke.
22:34Can you go into Tesco's and get a meal deal?
22:43Well, you don't exactly need Bitcoin to spend three pounds, mate.
22:46How do you know you really got it, then?
22:49How do you know you've got the money in your account right now?
22:51It's all digital.
22:51Yeah, but how do you do it with Bitcoin, then?
22:53It's not all about Bitcoin.
22:55Now, how long is this break going to last?
22:57Ethereum.
22:57Now, you need multiple accounts.
23:00No disgust can get you each of a Rolex in the next six months.
23:03Guaranteed.
23:04Where's your Rolex, then?
23:05Just waiting for me on the other side of Endeavor.
23:07Christ.
23:08I think I just threw up my mouth.
23:10I'm going to have to sit tight.
23:11There's been an incident.
23:12Well, uh, sorry.
23:13What kind of incident?
23:14So, maybe it got served as divorce papers, so he's jumped on the net.
23:17We've got to wait for the tornado team.
23:18Okay.
23:19But I...
23:20I have to make a phone call.
23:21Oh, wow.
23:23Well, why didn't you say?
23:24An idiot on the net shuts us down.
23:28Look, I'm sorry.
23:28It's really important.
23:34Wait here.
23:43So, what's it for?
23:45Philosophy.
23:46Oh, um, well, philosophy is ancient Greek.
23:50No, but what can you do with it?
23:51What job do you have?
23:51Well, this one.
24:00So, who do you think is most free in the siren story?
24:04None of them.
24:05That's why it's called freedom.
24:07I mean, an idiot would believe in freedom.
24:12Well?
24:14Are you coming?
24:15Yes.
24:27You can fuck off.
24:28You can't do my business.
24:30You want to get me right from the ball?
24:31Make this quick yeah, if the tornado team gets antsy you won't be able to get back in.
25:01Hey Kevin!
25:27What are you doing?
25:34Sorry, the switch was on.
25:37I just called through. They're closing the landing.
25:40You have to get back in there now.
25:53Hi, I'm Jess. Leave a message.
25:55Hey, Jess. It's me. It's Dan.
25:57Yeah. Um, look, I'm sorry that I didn't get to call.
26:00Earlier there was, um, there was someone on the net.
26:03Um, look, I've, uh, I've got to go back in now, but, um, don't, don't do it.
26:10The implantation.
26:11Please, pull them up and cancel it and do it with me instead.
26:14Okay? I'll meet you there at 3.15 and I'll do tests and we can start the process together.
26:22Okay, I know this sounds mad, but I...
26:27I don't know. I mean this. I'm serious about it.
26:29Okay.
26:50Come on, come on, come on, come on. What are you doing?
26:51Sorry, I don't have to do this thing.
27:01Yeah.
27:02Yes, Dad.
27:26Oh, you came back.
27:28Ah!
27:29Round two, here we go.
27:33Come on, come on.
27:34Come on, come on.
27:50Zeus wanted to punish Epimetheus for giving fire to humans.
27:55So, he gave a beautiful box to his wife, Pandora.
28:00She opened it and seven evils flew out.
28:05Hatred, shame, greed, boredom, laziness, delusion and pain.
28:13But then a voice inside called out.
28:17Pandora opened it once again.
28:21And hope flew out.
28:24If you could put one evil back in the box, what would it be?
28:34Hope.
28:35Now, fuck the evils.
28:36Put hope back in the box.
28:37Yeah, put it in right now.
28:38You are married.
28:46Just called my brief.
28:47I lost my right to appeal.
28:50What?
28:51How?
28:52They didn't submit the paperwork on time.
28:55But the date it had to be in by was 8-5-25.
28:58Eighth of May.
29:00But hear what?
29:00Her new assistant's American?
29:02These pricks read dates backwards or something.
29:04What's 8-5-25 in America now?
29:07Fifth of August.
29:08Too late.
29:09The appeal's dead.
29:11What?
29:11That's just it?
29:12It's gone, Dan.
29:15It's not fair.
29:16Yeah.
29:16We are the address.
29:17Dan, that shit is standard.
29:19I had, like, 12 minutes with my brief before we go in, yeah?
29:21He says my name wrong three times.
29:23Maybe we're at the wrong courtroom.
29:24I feel like I just want to fucking kill someone, you know?
29:29I just want to fucking beat someone's fucking fucking face in.
29:37Last year, I had a parole year in.
29:40And I'd done everything right.
29:43So in every programme, kept my enhanced, the whole stretch, model con, I was.
29:47It took six minutes.
29:51No.
29:53So I went on hunger strike.
29:56My hope was dead.
29:58See?
29:59Then, after a couple of days, two kids on my landing, they noticed I hadn't eaten.
30:06They brought a plate to my door.
30:08And I started hoping again.
30:11Too many decent people around to not hope.
30:14You're still going to be a dad, okay?
30:18I can't take that from you.
30:19You're still going to be a dad.
30:20They didn't fucking take it from me.
30:27Sanitised.
30:29You've sanitised it.
30:32It reeks of Dettotan and you know it.
30:34That is not the Myth of Pandora.
30:36I'm not sure this is the author.
30:37The earliest most accepted version of the Myth of Pandora is found in Hesoid, who tells us it's Prometheus who steals fire.
30:43Not Epimetheus.
30:45Look, I really don't think...
30:46And it's not what Pandora releases that's a punishment.
30:49It's Pandora herself.
30:50Pandora is the first woman fashioned of clay by the gods.
30:54Clay is actually a very sustainable build of material.
30:56What the fuck has that got to do with anything?
30:57What Dan so assiduously omits is that Pandora is made of the self-same clay that the jar is made of.
31:03What jar?
31:04The jar with the spirits in.
31:05You said they were in a box.
31:06Were they fucking a box?
31:07Right, well, no, box is a mistranslation, but people commonly refer to it as...
31:12What, as if it's a jar, just say it's a jar.
31:14The vessel doesn't matter, Junior.
31:15It's what's inside the cabinet.
31:16Only the vessel does matter, though, doesn't it, Dan?
31:18Because a jar is made of clay and a box is not.
31:21Very low on carbon emissions as well.
31:24Clear.
31:24Chances conquered.
31:25It ain't that kind of clay, Wally.
31:27The iron is deliberately choosing to sell us the false version.
31:30False.
31:31Right, right.
31:32Why am I doing that, Keith?
31:33Because of what the myth is really saying.
31:35The jar and Pandora are one and the same.
31:37Ergo, it says, woman is the cause of all man's health.
31:41Okay, you think I'm scared to debate women with you?
31:43I think you've been inoculated by the moors of the current political climb, in all due respect.
31:48I think you're a coward.
31:49You don't know anything about me.
31:51Your fucking hair tells me all I need to know about you, pal.
31:54Okay, all right.
31:55So, you think that women are responsible for the ills of society?
31:58Well, take a look at these boys here.
32:00Hmm?
32:01Do you think any of them's inside because they went on some level trying to impress a girl?
32:06That cunt there wants to kill.
32:08Did you not get the memo, Daniel?
32:10We're all toxic.
32:13We're a gender in retreat.
32:15And we in here, the most menish of men, we're the sharp end.
32:18Our relevance evaporating whilst we shank each other in the showers.
32:22And you want to come here and start talking about spirits and ghosties?
32:25I mean, you're wanking while Rome burns, man.
32:27You're fucking killing us.
32:28What, me personally, or...?
32:29Oh, don't blame women.
32:30They're taking what's theirs.
32:33It's the likes of you.
32:38With your oat milks and your moisturised elbows, waxing your arseholes, keeping your balls all nice and shiny.
32:46You deny your masculinity.
32:47You're terrified of it.
32:49Tell me, Dan, do you cover your eyes when you take a piss?
32:52Okay.
32:53All right.
32:53Look, Keith, have I said something to upset you?
32:55You are reckoning with shame, man.
32:58Appalled by the undeniable hardwired instinct deep within your soul that just wants you to roll around in a big pile of fucking titties.
33:04Now we are talking!
33:06Okay, you want to talk about women.
33:08In ancient Greece, women couldn't vote, they couldn't own land, they couldn't inherit, they could legally be murdered for infidelity.
33:13And then that society has the gall to create a myth, blaming them for all the world's ills.
33:16And that society's where ours comes from.
33:18So, yeah, Keith, undoing that, I'm all for it.
33:20Oh, lovely dino.
33:20What a wonderful human being you are.
33:23I mean, give the man a pickle.
33:24Turns out he's an expert on Greek society, yet he can't remember that a box is a fucking jar.
33:29You wanted a debate about women.
33:30No, no, no, no, you did.
33:33You're the one who brought in Pandora.
33:35You brought in the sirens.
33:36What are you trying to force on us here?
33:39The future has a vaginal tint.
33:40We should all go and fucking kill ourselves, is that it?
33:43Because that's all I hear these days.
33:45Don't be you.
33:48Don't be you.
33:49Don't be you, just...
33:50Don't be you.
33:53Well, what the fuck should I be?
33:56Eh?
34:00Women have got us on the ropes.
34:02And good luck to them, they deserve it.
34:03But you see, when I get a battering, I'll punch back.
34:07Excellent installation properties as well, Clay.
34:09Excellent, of course.
34:09He's thinking about your fucking daughter, Wally.
34:12Aye, it is.
34:13He's talking shit about women.
34:15What the fuck do you think my little girl's going to grow into?
34:17Grow into?
34:18She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:20That's what she already is.
34:21She's already a grown-ass woman.
34:23We all know that.
34:24Little girl.
34:25She hasn't been a little girl in years.
34:26We've all seen the essay up on your wall, yeah?
34:28It's been up there for donkeys.
34:30It's a tatty fucking thing it is, yeah?
34:32You write every day, big man, yeah?
34:34He's writing to his little girl.
34:35Okay.
34:36You write it, she don't read it.
34:38Not once has she sent you anything back.
34:40What is she like, 25 now, 28?
34:42She wrote that for her fucking GCSEs, Wallys.
34:45She's forgot about that crap now.
34:47Just like she forgot about you, rotten ear.
34:50Dead to her.
34:51What?
34:58Don't you fucking dare!
35:00Ah!
35:01Fucking hell, man!
35:02Fucking hell!
35:05Your boot's leaking, boy.
35:08It's that blood?
35:09It's that blood?
35:10It's that blood?
35:11It's your blood, Daniel.
35:16You ripped off a toenail.
35:19Are you serious?
35:20Yeah.
35:21I can see the bone.
35:23Oh, you're going to need stitches.
35:24Oh, my God.
35:25Hmm?
35:28Okay, look, I need to be somewhere.
35:31A and E's where you need to go.
35:33All right, circus is over.
35:35Come on, rest of you.
35:36Back to yourselves.
35:38Well, I have to show you, I really enjoyed that.
35:40Same time next week.
35:43Box is another word for fanny.
35:47Pandora's fanny.
35:48Nobody mentioned it, but that could play into the whole female thing.
35:50Email thing.
35:52Come on, that's the same, yeah?
35:54What's the right answer?
35:56Which one of the spirits go back in the box?
35:59Come on.
35:59There isn't a right answer.
36:03Then what's the point in asking a fucking question?
36:05I do, I do really need to be somewhere.
36:21You need stitches.
36:22I'm checking you out.
36:23Then we're taking you to A and E.
36:24Can I just patch it up?
36:26No, I cannot just patch it up.
36:29All right, hang on a minute.
36:30I'll wait.
36:30Just, just, just hold on.
36:32I, um...
36:33Okay.
36:36I need to be at an IVF clinic.
36:38It's the donate semen, I think.
36:42You think?
36:44Yeah.
36:45It's, it's complicated.
36:47I need, I need to make a phone call and then...
36:50I, I don't know, I don't fucking know, I don't know.
36:55I'll tell you what.
36:57I'll take you to your phone, you make the call.
36:59If you need to be at the clinic, I'll take you there.
37:02Once you've flung it out, then I'll take you to A and E.
37:05Then a psychiatrist.
37:07Then a fucking life coach or something, I don't know.
37:09I don't know.
37:39I don't know.
37:39I don't know.
37:58What's up?
38:01Dad, Daddy, Dad!
38:03Oh, shit.
38:09Sam?
38:11Jess. Hey.
38:13I'm really sorry that we didn't get to speak.
38:17It's, um...
38:19It's been a bit mad, to be honest.
38:21It's okay.
38:23No, honestly, Jess, I'm...
38:25really sorry.
38:27It's okay? Really?
38:29No, it's not. That's not what I'm apologising for.
38:31I, um...
38:33I don't think that can be a dad.
38:41Sorry. I'm not ready.
38:43You're not ready?
38:45Yeah. Um...
38:51Jess?
38:53But you left the message.
38:55You said to cancel the implantation.
38:57You know they don't just put it back in the freezer, right?
39:01You know, cancelling is destroying.
39:03Yeah.
39:05Look, um...
39:07Jess, I'm so sorry. I really haven't meant to mess you around here.
39:09I just think...
39:11I think that, um...
39:13I think that maybe you're right.
39:15You know, maybe it's got something to do with my brother,
39:17or something like that, you know?
39:19Um...
39:21Yeah.
39:25Jess, I'm so sorry.
39:27Fucking...
39:29Sorry.
39:33I had the implantation.
39:37What?
39:38Yeah, there was a cancellation.
39:40They called and said if I was in by 10 I could have to slot.
39:42It was all done and dusted by 10-20.
39:51So it's in there now?
39:53The athletes?
39:54It's not his. Dan, it's mine.
39:56Can I just ask?
40:00Why didn't you want me?
40:02It's not that I don't want you.
40:04It's that I don't need you.
40:06It's not that I don't want you.
40:08It's that I don't need you.
40:10It's that I don't need you.
40:12It's not that I don't need you.
40:14It's not that I don't need you.
40:16It's that I don't need you.
40:18You're coming?
40:20I can't make sure I'm happy.
40:22Don't worry about it.
40:24I can't get anything now.
40:26I can't make sure I'm hungry.
40:27I can't be hungry.
40:28I can't make sure that I'm hungry,
40:30I can't make until I'm hungry.
40:35I can't make sure I'll be hungry.
40:37You coming?
40:43Hey, you bleed in my fucking car and I'm cutting open the other foot. You hear me?
40:59Thanks for being with me here today.
41:01I really appreciate you doing this.
41:03It's alright. I mean I couldn't let you come here alone.
41:06That's very kind.
41:08No, no. I mean I couldn't let you come here alone. I'm not allowed to.
41:12You bled in the prison. I was the officer on scene. It's my name on the accident report.
41:24Sorry you're not going to be a dad.
41:31Yeah, probably for the best.
41:33My dad was a nightmare. I probably shouldn't pass that on.
41:36Nightmare how?
41:39A lot of time in prison for one.
41:40Really?
41:41Mm.
41:42So how come you're like...
41:44This.
41:47A fucking philosopher, Dan.
41:51Well...
41:53My mum left him when I was nine.
41:55She remarried.
41:57And...
42:01I got away from him. I got out.
42:03Ended up doing this.
42:04Huh.
42:06You were totally shit today.
42:08You got the men all riled up.
42:09Didn't have any control that I could see.
42:10And then you bled on the floor.
42:11I mean you actually bled on the floor.
42:12But they liked what you did.
42:14They liked the lesson.
42:16They can't say that they did, but...
42:18They did.
42:20You don't need these, okay?
42:21Next time just wear trainers.
42:22Do you still see your dad now?
42:23No.
42:24No.
42:25Don't see him anymore.
42:26No.
42:26No.
42:27No.
42:28Don't see him anymore.
42:29Hmm.
42:30No.
42:31No.
42:32No, I didn't see him anymore.
42:33No.
42:34No, you don't see him anymore.
42:49No, I didn't see him anymore.
42:52You're not going to see me.
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