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00:00Fancy someone, you just don't fancy them, and that's okay.
00:03Yeah, but why would you want to be with someone who annoys you half the time?
00:06I wouldn't.
00:07I had a daughter when I was 13. She's with his family.
00:10Hi Mia.
00:11I don't want to put any pressure on you.
00:13I just want you to know that I'm with you, if this is ever what you want.
00:17Kyle, what are you playing at?
00:18I'm desperate. It'll be two hours max.
00:20I can't do it, it's a joke.
00:22Don't be so hard on yourself, you're new at this.
00:24Mia had a great time. She can't wait to see you again.
00:27Why is he lying?
00:28No. Look, maybe it just didn't go as bad as you thought it did.
00:30I am an internet sensation.
00:33You're going to do make-up tutorials.
00:35Do you think you're rubbish at doing make-up?
00:36Of course not, Portia. You look amazing.
00:38I mean, I would love to look like you.
00:41Guess I'm just going to have to find another way to become rich and famous like that.
00:44You can join my football team.
00:45Welcome to the next Chloe Kelly.
00:47I didn't realise we're into footy.
00:48Football. Totally my vibe.
00:58And what was it?
00:59Yeah, I did.
01:00We made恐怖
01:16What?
01:17Yeah.
01:18Yeah, that's nice.
01:40Fan coach.
01:41Come on, Porsche.
01:42I think you were only dragged down here last week.
01:45Really coming to your own?
01:46All right, now focus.
01:48You can do this.
01:59Well, lucky.
02:00I'll work on it tomorrow, yeah?
02:09Keep the focus.
02:11Why do you always want to scale this way?
02:13You keep making me late.
02:28I'm not going to walk fast tomorrow.
02:29Fine.
02:31Got some skills I should be working on anyway.
02:33You, Porsche Weaver, do not need to work on any skills.
02:37All right, let's go.
02:45Yeah, the Costa Blanca.
02:55Nice, sounds nice.
02:56Actually, it's the Costa Brava, but...
02:58Guessing it's just as nice.
03:00Oh, you know what? There are a few day trips slash restaurants
03:04that I like to get booked ASAP.
03:06It's just the early evening slots they tend to go and I can't eat past 8pm, so...
03:09Sorry, 8pm? Why?
03:11Oh, all right. You know, just like to be organised.
03:14Have you seen his lunchbox? He's got designated snacks for each break.
03:18Wow. Tiny little compartments, 10am snack, 12pm protein, 3pm...
03:25God, what? Yeah, yeah. I like routine. Shoot me.
03:27That doesn't mean I just can't abandon it and fly by the seat of me pants.
03:35And the last thing was just a couple of staff absences.
03:38Oh? Couple meaning two?
03:40Couple meaning four.
03:42What?
03:43There's a bug going round and we've still got the problem with the languages vacancy.
03:46Right, so what are we doing?
03:48Well, I've moved around a few timetables and the supply agency has come up trumps,
03:52so an actual language teacher will be with you, Ponto.
03:56Thank you, Wendy. That's great.
03:57You were in early again. I thought you might have sorted it.
04:01Well, this is fine for today, but supply teachers don't work in the long term.
04:04I know.
04:05A reliable, consistent teaching staff is everything.
04:10We'll get on it.
04:11Mm-hmm.
04:11Hey, stranger.
04:20Hey.
04:21Cute chat last night.
04:23Em, but did your phone die about ten or something?
04:26What?
04:26You left me on read.
04:30Not the mind or anything. It's just casual, innit?
04:35Yeah, it was my dad.
04:37He was always telling me to turn my phone off.
04:39Him and Ash just pet my head all the time.
04:41They just don't get me.
04:42Sorry, you don't need to know about all of that.
04:45It's all cool.
04:46Honestly, don't worry.
04:48It's doing class, yeah?
04:49Yeah.
04:50Um, let's just keep this on the down low for now, yeah?
05:06You don't want to rub it in Izzy's face, I get it?
05:08Totally cash.
05:10Yeah.
05:11It is also way hotter that way.
05:16Any chance we could meet at yours one time?
05:20Really?
05:21With my mum and my gran?
05:23Yeah.
05:25Maybe I'll have to swim by the football again after all.
05:32And now the inclusion unit is open,
05:34the reintegration of the new intake should be seamless.
05:37Right, on to the vacancy problem.
05:40Problems?
05:41Yes.
05:41All sorted.
05:42Oh, right, what, we're being cloned.
05:45More supply teachers.
05:47What?
05:47The kids respond badly to the supply teachers.
05:50There's no continuity, they just play up.
05:53Yeah, they have the best hour of their lives
05:55and then we've got to peel them back off the ceiling.
05:57Well, as part of the SMT,
05:58you'll know how hard these gaps are to fill.
06:00Thank you, Jo.
06:02Mrs Drake and I are well aware that this isn't perfect,
06:04but they stick to our consistent teaching styles,
06:07they handle the kids,
06:08all supply staff are experienced teachers.
06:11Really?
06:12Absolutely.
06:14But don't you worry your little heads about it.
06:17Every supply you've ever seen in your life
06:20will pale into insignificance.
06:22I've got this covered.
06:25Miss Haydark?
06:28Anyway, all right.
06:29What happened to walking to school together?
06:42Oh, chill out.
06:43You weren't with one of the boys, were you?
06:45Can't help in my skills to attract some real attention.
06:48Pass.
06:50Yes, there, boys!
06:51Yeah, but that's the point.
06:53You've got good skills.
06:54Why don't you build on that?
06:55I am, and I will.
06:57Don't be shy about my good football show, though.
06:59Actually not.
07:00It's not like I'm any good at school like you,
07:02or guys falling at my feet.
07:04Puff at once, I am getting a bit of attention.
07:06It's just like me be.
07:07Just don't jump into anything too quickly, yeah?
07:10Whatever.
07:15Shit!
07:15Really?
07:17How many years ago was that?
07:18I know what you're thinking.
07:20She doesn't look old enough.
07:22I can vouch for that.
07:23She's my teacher.
07:25Really?
07:25Yeah.
07:26Don't you chance?
07:29Nope.
07:30Rings a vague bell, but...
07:31Well, you've probably seen a thousand kids
07:33since that ugly mug.
07:35And substituting for ten years as well.
07:37For me sins.
07:38It's all right, though, you know.
07:40I mean, mainly I get treated like a piece of poo
07:42on the bottom of a year seven shoe.
07:44But no marking, no parents.
07:47I couldn't teach full-time anyway,
07:49not with my delicate joints.
07:52Oh, would you like me to...
07:55Aw!
07:56Thank you, Neil.
07:58Anytime.
07:59Miss Haydock, I've got your timetable.
08:01Oh.
08:01There you go.
08:04A couple of Spanish classes.
08:06Really?
08:06There's science and...
08:08Chivalry is not dead, Dante.
08:10Yeah.
08:10And neither Coral, Neil.
08:13Oh, please.
08:16You'll see it's quite rigid,
08:17but so is the curriculum.
08:18So if you stick to that,
08:20the kids will respond.
08:20They'll really appreciate the consistency.
08:22Say the words, take the money.
08:24I know.
08:24Great.
08:25I'm sure you've got lots of supply teachers
08:27who think they know way better
08:29and want to get far too involved,
08:30but that is not me, Mr Donovan.
08:32I have never so much as put a beautifully pedicured toenail out of line.
08:38OK.
08:39Neil?
08:39You can work in pairs, but quietly, please.
08:59Seriously, what is up with you today?
09:01Well, nothing.
09:03Well, before, you were all weird
09:05because everyone fancies Shola,
09:07and now you're, like, all odd and smiley.
09:11I don't care who fancies Shola.
09:15I might be seeing any lad myself.
09:17Who?
09:18Is he from your football thing?
09:21I can't say.
09:23Why?
09:24I just told him I wouldn't.
09:28I wish I could, Tom, but...
09:30I'm not bothered.
09:33He's just, he's just really important to me right now.
09:36Sounds like a massive red flag.
09:40Don't want you thinking he's a bad person.
09:42He's really not.
09:43I don't even know who he is.
09:45Fine.
09:48It's Ben.
09:50Ben.
09:51As in Drake.
09:53Shh!
09:56You're seeing Ben Drake,
09:59and he wants to keep it a secret.
10:01Yes.
10:03Well, why?
10:04Because he didn't keep Izzy a secret.
10:06Exactly.
10:08Did you see how that one ended?
10:10And he really doesn't want to hurt Izzy's feelings,
10:13which is well cute.
10:14So please, don't tell anyone.
10:18Shh.
10:21Come on, it can't be that bad.
10:28I'm going to die.
10:30Really?
10:34Embarrassment.
10:34Nah, do you know what?
10:40You'll be fine.
10:41Yeah.
10:42Committee is welcoming, isn't it?
10:44Well, have either of you had it?
10:47Er...
10:48Do you know what?
10:49We are going to sort this out together.
10:51Yeah.
10:51But, who have you gone with to get it off?
10:55I fell for party boy, don't I?
10:58He knew how to have a good time and...
11:00Well, he was actually quite sweet.
11:02So he wasn't, so...
11:04It was Ben Drake.
11:08He's not actually that sweet now.
11:09OK, standard pass.
11:15Remember, elbows tucked in, coming from the chest.
11:17OK?
11:18Come on, Iz.
11:20Dad.
11:21You've got all this energy.
11:22I'll pop a little spring in his set.
11:25Hey, listen, I don't know where this has all come from,
11:27but just don't let it get in the way of your studies, OK?
11:30What?
11:31You're all messaging your friends,
11:32talking about coursework all night, every night.
11:34That is studying.
11:35Yeah, yeah, of course it is.
11:36OK, let's switch players.
11:39Well done, guys.
11:41Keep it going.
11:42Come on.
11:43That's it.
11:43Standard passes.
11:44Elbows tucked in.
12:01You OK?
12:02No, not really.
12:03My, er, lunchbox is missing.
12:07Right?
12:07I've missed my 10am snack,
12:08and I can feel my blood sugar dropping,
12:10and I'm not enjoying it at all.
12:15You...
12:16Look, I'm sorry, OK?
12:18I'm sorry, but...
12:19No, I...
12:20I just wanted to prove a point
12:21that you cannot lie by the seat of your pants.
12:25Yes, and that doesn't mean I don't love you,
12:27but maybe let's try and be spontaneous.
12:32Yeah?
12:33Break the cycle.
12:35Spontaneous?
12:36Yeah.
12:37Fine.
12:38Really?
12:40Oh, really?
12:41OK.
12:41Yeah.
12:44Right.
12:45Maybe we should get a takeaway or something.
12:47A lunch.
12:48Yeah?
12:49Takeaway.
12:50For lunch.
12:51So, nah, OK.
12:52Yeah, do it.
12:54Make the call.
12:55Yeah.
12:56Hello.
12:58Is that the takeaway?
12:59Good.
13:00It's good, it's good.
13:01I don't feel good, though.
13:02I'll get him...
13:03I'll need some fruit or something.
13:08Thank you, Neil.
13:09Just pop that there.
13:10If you get it all plugged in for me, I'll have to do it.
13:13You OK?
13:14Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
13:16Well, with Leone still being around.
13:18Right.
13:24Agnes Eccleston.
13:26Here, miss.
13:27In Spanish, we say presente.
13:30What?
13:31It means present.
13:32Yeah, I figured that out, but we don't normally say that.
13:36Well, just say what you're used to.
13:40Alina Qureshi.
13:42Looks like she's not presente, miss.
13:44Where is she?
13:45Do you also have Lois Taylor-Brown and Stacey Neville in this class, too?
13:50Yep.
13:51Yes, right.
13:52Well, they'll be up to no good.
13:53I'll go looking.
13:53Oh, don't worry.
13:54It'll be fine.
13:55I know what girls are like.
13:57Probably fixing their caballo.
14:00Fixing their horse?
14:02No, their hair.
14:03Caballo.
14:05It's hair.
14:06Caballo is hair.
14:08Caballo is horse.
14:09You don't speak Spanish, do you, miss?
14:11Actually, French is my preferred language.
14:14Miss Haydock has 50 years on all of you lot.
14:17Well, not quite.
14:19Sorry.
14:20What I meant was that we should respect her experience and make her feel welcome.
14:27Would help if she could speak Spanish, though.
14:28Right, inclusion unit now.
14:30Come on, sir, I didn't...
14:31You've done enough.
14:34Bye.
14:36Got to stick up for your new girlfriend, haven't you, sir?
14:39Shut it.
14:39Okay, talk quietly amongst yourselves.
14:48Thank you, Mr. Guthrie.
14:50I, er, I hope I didn't overstep.
14:52No, no, no, no.
14:53Just as Mr. Donovan said, don't get too involved, just get through the day.
14:57Yes.
14:57Right, well, TV is done, unless there's anything else you need.
15:02You teach history, don't you?
15:05I'm covering A-level later, and I just wondered, could you draw me up a jazzy little lesson plan?
15:14Absolutely.
15:15Yeah.
15:16It's a fascinating syllabus, that one.
15:18Your wife is one lucky woman.
15:23Hmm.
15:24Well, there is no wife.
15:26Huh.
15:26But there is a lady.
15:28And a baby.
15:30Both of whom I love very much.
15:33Hmm.
15:35See you at break, Neil.
15:45Okay.
15:46Let's crack on.
15:47So, here, maybe we put.
15:56You've been sent here.
15:58What did you do?
15:59Nothing.
16:00Like, literally nothing.
16:02Well, you don't get kicked out of class for no reason, do you?
16:05So, come on.
16:07I got kicked out of class like Mike got kicked out of his relationship with Mr. Casey,
16:12for absolutely no reason.
16:16Shiri.
16:16H-O.
16:17You and Joe don't even suit each other.
16:20At least him and Mike were well matched.
16:22Won't be long till he's bored of you two.
16:25I'm warning you.
16:28Whatever.
16:28Listen to the pronunciation, please.
16:44This is all part of the curriculum.
16:46Yes?
16:47It's very important.
16:48All you need to do is go to the doctor.
16:59Get some just alerts.
17:00It's not really...
17:01Ah, Los Tres Amigos.
17:03What?
17:04Just sit down.
17:06Guys, just stop talking about me.
17:09She's rooming in the street.
17:10Look, it's your fault.
17:11No, it's not my fault.
17:13You don't know what people look for.
17:15Girls, is there a problem?
17:17No.
17:18We can't tell you, miss.
17:21It's boy stuff.
17:22Come on.
17:22Spill.
17:23No.
17:24Well, if there isn't a good enough medical reason for you being late to my class, then I'm afraid...
17:28She does have a medical reason.
17:30A very bad one.
17:31Mm-hmm.
17:32A what?
17:33A baby?
17:34An STI?
17:34No, I'm not stupid enough to get myself pregnant.
17:37Oi!
17:38I'm sorry.
17:38I didn't mean...
17:39I mean, Mia's great.
17:40I didn't mean to...
17:41Look, it's...
17:43Clamidia.
17:46I've had it twice.
17:49You just need to speak to the doctor, pop a few pills and then book yourself a girly holiday while you lick your wounds.
17:56Come on.
17:57I thought all you Gen Zers were all about owning your feelings.
18:06Well, why don't we?
18:08What?
18:08Book Ibiza.
18:09Just us girls, like we said.
18:10Yeah.
18:11Somewhere to look forward to.
18:12Really?
18:13Yeah.
18:14We're booking it after this lesson.
18:15Not even Chlamidia is going to stop us.
18:17Dude.
18:18Shh.
18:18Shh.
18:18Shh.
18:18Shh.
18:18Shh.
18:18Shh.
18:18Shh.
18:18Shh.
18:18Shh.
18:18Shh.
18:19Shh.
18:19Shh.
18:19Shh.
18:20Shh.
18:20Shh.
18:20Shh.
18:20Shh.
18:21Shh.
18:21Shh.
18:22Shh.
18:22Shh.
18:23Shh.
18:24Shh.
18:25Shh.
18:26Shh.
18:26Shh.
18:27Shh.
18:27Shh.
18:28Shh.
18:29Shh.
18:29Shh.
18:30Shh.
18:31Shh.
18:31Uh-huh.
18:32Okay.
18:32Look, it's 11 minutes past 11.
18:37But I do not care, right, because I, Waltz Crisps, some mini wafer chocolate bar thing,
18:44and this, okay, that is a pasty.
18:48Lunchbox. What lunchbox?
18:51Well done.
18:55Oh. I thought you'd be buzzing with that.
19:00Erm, Shui came to the inclusion unit and he was going off about me and you again.
19:11What?
19:12I'm not bothered, but it's not nice to hear.
19:19Yeah, of course. I'm sorry.
19:24Anyway, a pasty?
19:26That is a pasty.
19:28For mine.
19:30Ooh, okay.
19:32Ooh.
19:38What a girl's trip. Why is there a meaning to look forward to? I don't get it.
19:42Shut up.
19:43Who is it?
19:45Social Services.
19:46Left me a voicemail asking me to call me back.
19:48So?
19:49Well, they probably hired me the other day.
19:51They want to tell me off or something. I know it went really bad.
19:53Hey, you know it wasn't that bad.
19:55I'm practically a stranger to Mia.
19:57They're probably going to tell me to never go near her again.
19:59Just ring them.
20:00You won't know otherwise.
20:06Hey.
20:07Oh.
20:08Hey.
20:09Ben.
20:10Can I have a word, please?
20:12Erm, sure.
20:14Do you want to go?
20:15No.
20:16Not really.
20:17When I went into this thing with you, I thought I could trust you.
20:23And do you know how long it's been since I could trust anyone?
20:26And then you're gone and done this to me.
20:27Do what?
20:28Did you know about his infection?
20:29Or, actually, are you the one that gave it to him?
20:30What?
20:31He's given me chlamydia, hasn't he?
20:32You caught chlamydia?
20:33Because you slept with him.
20:34Well, keep me out of it.
20:35Because me and him were done ages ago.
20:36At least I made him worse with her.
20:37So how many girls have you been with?
20:38This is not the time or the place.
20:39You're a joke.
20:40Do it, Dan?
20:41No.
20:42All right.
20:43could you slept with him well keep me out of it because me and him were done ages ago at least
20:48i made him wear summer so how many girls have you been with this is not the time or the place you're
20:57a joke
21:07all right done
21:13hey yeah oh hey what is that uh it's for miss haydock you just on her lesson plan yeah well
21:21she's covering her history a level this afternoon whilst i'm in a meeting with the department over
21:26recruitment and retention of staff you do realize how ridiculous that sounds does it so did you spend
21:33your break creating this no i really didn't mind but who does that help you or her aside from a
21:40glorified babysitter what exactly is the point of this supply teacher mr donovan yeah i'm seeing him
21:54very very nice well he's cute he's kind of like mysterious as well and you know what steph i've
22:03tried i've tried not to dip my pen in the office sink but it's hard and it looks self-discipline comes with
22:10age ish so it wasn't just about hurting is it the real reason you didn't want to be seen with me
22:22and i thought you were being kind yeah i was but i just didn't want easier i leave it sorry what's this
22:30what's this about me again and you being kind nothing do you know embarrassing it was before back
22:36there getting accused of spreading chlamydia in front of everyone and you couldn't even defend me
22:42thought after everything you might at least still have a heart same
22:49sorry hold on her as well you're sleeping with everyone
22:54wait hold on why was i getting accused of starting this chlamydia stuff
23:01when you're sleeping with her oh shut up i don't have it right what's going on here
23:07well you clearly do your chlamydia patient zero
23:11right that's enough from all of you what is all this talk about chlamydia today
23:18area you lot just talk about everything how hard it is to be a kid oh let it look you're well old
23:24then hey porsha when was the last time these kids had any sex education well we cover it in psha
23:33but to be honest we only discuss it theoretically it's not like we can send them to the sdi
23:37plenty of call make and get tests or anything so right stop
23:51hello cheryl hi it's steph haydock here yes that's steph listen i wonder if i could ask you a favor
24:07i know i should be covering science but chemistry is cancelled what amazing i may be paid to babysit
24:24these lessons but i want you to see me as the cool babysitter the one who is going to teach you
24:31all you need to know about coming of age and having sex responsibly this is cringe on cringe stis
24:42are no laughing matter miss please i saw you all at break pointing fingers and that's all well and
24:50good but chlamydia needs treating and fast it can make you infertile it can leave you with long-term
24:57pelvic pain and lads swollen you know what now condoms do not only prevent unwanted pregnancies they
25:06can also prevent unwanted infections if you are sexually active you should be wearing one and
25:14testing regularly so i am going to give you the opportunity to do just that right here today nobody
25:22we're not all mad at it you know i know you're not i'm not assuming you are
25:26there is never any reason to feel pressured into having sex but for those who wish to there will
25:33be tests completely voluntary and discreet this is a joke no no i'm out of here yeah it's not a joke
25:41it's not remotely funny in fact weren't you the one that all the speculation was about at break
25:48whatever then it's your responsibility as a sexually active adult trust me if you ignore it it'll only get
25:56worse okay anyone else who doesn't want to take their sexual health seriously please feel free follow him
26:06i'll do one if she does one previous clean
26:09as i said this is as much about education as it is about participation so thank you to all of you who stayed
26:24right just um bear with me i'll be back in a couple of ticks talk talk amongst yourselves
26:37are you okay so is it a slap on the wrist from social services then or what no the complete
26:47opposite kyle's parents aren't well he can't cope on his own full time they've asked if i'll have
26:52shared custody of mia officially that's amazing but i'm a complete stranger to an all just some random
27:00person you saw what happened last time yeah but spending time with her officially you'll find out more
27:05about her yeah build up a proper connection she's not just got some manual i can learn that bond
27:12that mum bond it takes years she's four and she knows her mind she knows what she likes and what
27:16she don't like i can't make her love me it's just setting me up to fail you're not being forced to
27:22have her i sort of am because if i don't agree to it she goes into care another family that's it chance
27:28gone look just have a seriously think about what's right yeah what if i ruin her life now i can't just
27:35click my fingers and become my mum ah lovely lady dropped those off for you oh great yeah cheryl she's
27:47a diamond yeah i'm really familiar i thought i saw her somewhere before well you probably have love
27:52she runs a local sexual health clinic anyway just pop these on expenses okay
28:05uh mr swift sorry to interrupt i need a word of shooey your boyfriend sent you to tell me off did he
28:11no i wanted to tell you that i'm disappointed that you're here that's none of your business anymore
28:23so and to hear that your attitude is taking a backward step i thought you'd move past all this
28:33you know you were never a bad kid shooey just bad circumstances well i've never had a stable enough
28:40home i still don't have that by the way right i know you're angry at me and maybe you don't
28:46understand why me and mike couldn't be together but we weren't happy and sometimes you have to break
28:53the cycle i needed something new okay to make me a better person but i never set out to hurt anyone
29:05and i know that i did and for that i am really sorry can i get out of here then no you can wait till
29:15after lunch cool speaking of lunch takeaway okay your pick okay
29:35you can either do them in the toilets down there or take them home it's up to you
29:46well i'm not actually having sex yet so well good for you i'm just saying that if you ever
29:53decide to then don't be scared of these that's all miss do they hurt absolutely not listen if i had a
30:04pound for everyone i've had to do especially since i downloaded the dating apps come on i'll do one with you
30:13well why don't you do one eh be the bigger person bigger than him anyway come on you'll feel better if you do
30:41i see the light the sun is still in red all the night but not like money flowing to you
30:48i'm talking to the afternoons
30:59care to share boys not uh adult content by any chance listen i'm all for you enjoying yourselves
31:09but the clues in the name adult over 18 and as you're not coming to my sexual health lessons then
31:15i'm just not sure you're mature enough i think we are do you and also lads you don't want to be
31:23learning about how to pleasure a woman from those sites they're unrealistic looks pretty realistic to
31:28me what's your name your name ben ben what drake ben drake as in yeah mrs drake's grandson right
31:40well perhaps mr drake you want to think less about the ladies on the internet more about the girls you
31:44go to school with and how you have treated them all leading a woman on back in my day was a cliche
31:50but now it's just wrong back a horse and stick with it and while you're there wrap it up
31:59excuse me what exactly is going on mr donovan i just said i'm negative thanks to miss i can prove i
32:10didn't give you chlamydia must have picked it up elsewhere to give alina chlamydia but i don't have
32:16it either well you don't know ben because you're too busy looking at porn to get a test can somebody
32:21explain to me please look mr donovan i know you told me not to get involved but i partial
32:26which are results then you give it then she said it was private right can everybody head inside
32:31please including you miss haydon
32:36come on you're positive own it why don't you go inside you don't want to be stood out here getting
32:43shamed no i'm not going to size i need to get away from you and everyone bye patient zero okay
32:50everybody that is enough
32:55allowing pupils to take chlamydia tests in lesson time without parental consent where exactly is that
33:01on your timetable and what sort of liberties are you taking with our pupils telling ben drake to wrap
33:05it off it's part of his education well i don't think mrs drake is going to see it exactly that way
33:23the internet is great phone but we need to know these equations in our brains for the exam my brain's
33:39not working today miss are you searching for flights i so need this holiday sunshine the beach clubs no
33:48boys though i mean i'm like will i ever be able to trust a guy again
33:58girl time's gonna be amazing right concentrate please girls don't come for her today miss right
34:03stay get out what have i done you are clearly not taking this lesson seriously oh do you know what today
34:09can do one it's entirely inappropriate they're going to parties they're watching porn
34:18no not all of them and we don't pander to the minority anyway and pshe is there to cover those
34:25topics anyway oh what some softy softy wokey wokey chat where you're more bothered about upsetting the
34:31kids or which parents gonna complain you really think you're the first person to question this new
34:36way of doing things trust me i've been there and it has its merits stop trying to bring on the next
34:43revolution but they're not listening to you or pshe they're getting all they need to know off the
34:48internet yes and that's why we limit the phone use in our schools i do know what i'm doing here okay
34:54this is this is not my first rodeo do you though because your grandson isn't exactly adhering to the
35:00phone policy is he i beg your pardon i saw him this lunchtime looking at porn showing all his mates
35:06he's got no respect for women did you or his mother not explain that to him i will not have
35:13my family spoken about like that well i'm sorry but it's him that's sleeping with both portia and alina
35:18refusing to wear a condom i mean did did safe sex never come up in one of your wokey softy chats if
35:24you think you can sit here insulting my teaching and my parenting after everything that you have done
35:29today then you are far far stupider than you look miss drake all i have ever wanted is to be useful
35:37to this school but i can see half of these kids sleepwalking into toxic relationships with huge
35:43self-esteem issues and now you have a huge unemployment issue you will never work in this
35:48school again well i have two lessons left to teach so i won't be leaving and losing a day's pay
35:54fine you can sit in the staff room for this afternoon collect your time sheet and then go fine
35:58sounds good good thank you we need to find portia weaver now
36:19right if you've calmed down you can come back in what's it like having a kid
36:25oh yeah i did hear that you were going through that i'm sorry social services want me to have
36:34shared custody of my little girl officially but i can barely look after myself well that's not true
36:41and social services they wouldn't even let you if they thought so i just feel like totally out my
36:46depth i saw her last week and i could barely do two hours that's probably just nerves but she's not
36:51a baby i don't have time to have nerves and learn it all she's four and she's smart enough to know
36:56that i'm winging it and i'm failing badly right first things first you need to stop beating yourself up
37:04every mum wings it i've winged it for 20 odd years constantly trying to convince my daughter that i'm not
37:11actually a monster you know in the end you look at your kid and you finally think you know what
37:19i did all right i got away with it so it's basically feeling like a failure for two decades
37:25pretty much yeah but then after that it's like you've got this um
37:31this new best friend for life and you'll be like me when you're still young enough to go out you know
37:36and have fun because by the time my friends were having kids i had my life back and she was one
37:41picking me up from the pub on a friday night thanks miss come on oh and i was always the hot young
37:56mom in the playground slide sir i thought we had a supply today uh you do but she is um otherwise engaged
38:07you could say that i am the supplies supply
38:14anywho i have prepared a lesson plan
38:19hi sorry mr goodrey can i have a quick way with shiri please
38:22okay what have i done wrong this time
38:30look i need to know have you heard from portia this afternoon no why is she okay um
38:40she had an altercation at lunch time and she's not returning to her classes
38:43um we'll keep you updated okay him so she'll be okay yeah yeah
39:04i have four minutes for an emergency loo break what is it portia never turned up to english she's
39:14not picking up her phone all the teachers are out looking for her what i am worried about her
39:21what is he said and your mate ben has clearly messed with her head
39:25all right let's look for her then wait what no i'm sure we can find portia somewhere she's probably
39:30hiding in a new favorite football place i thought you only had four minutes oh you have an urgent
39:36hospital appointment your mom forgot to ring and you were in pain near the toilets you needed me there
39:42i can't use my medical condition and what about your bag okay come on let's go
39:57hey has anyone seen portia weaver on the travels no i stayed up no is she missing yeah owen call me
40:09steph by the way sorry old habits do you really not remember me of course i do you little scallywag
40:19when i told jack i was coming back he told me to look out for you
40:21uh how is jack is he all right um he's getting there slowly look i'm sorry i blanked you it's
40:30just that going from school to school i think it's better to just remain anonymous you know keep me
40:35head down get through the day didn't work here though did it you could never be anonymous miss
40:41never change all right thanks dante
40:51calm down what well earlier alina was making accusations portia was saying stuff i just wanted
40:59to let everyone know i didn't have chlamydia defend myself but clearly i can't do anything right at the
41:05moment okay i get that but portia's gone missing and and this mad fiery side that's it's harder to
41:14understand like which is the real you me i'm the real me i'll be rude if i want to so if you don't
41:22like it no i don't actually i think it's a lot i think we should just call things fine
41:38you think this is where ben and portia hopped off oh can we just stick to the task in hand
41:50please you're right mate uh can a manager put a shout out over the tannoy or something our friend
41:56we're looking for her maybe we should just go back to school we might get caught no we'll find
42:04portia and then we can squeeze in a cheeky five aside hi there can help you uh yes hi we're looking
42:18for a friend she's called portia apparently she comes here a lot we just uh don't know our way around
42:24tonya dad
42:34portia please miss don't don't worry i'm not going to tell you off you all right
42:44it's better this morning when you thought that creep ben drake liked you
42:53don't confuse sex with love portia i don't want war well we all do really even if we don't think we do
43:02to feel love to be admired to as you young ones say have your main character moment
43:09but actually you don't need it you're a good kid you've got something about you without a lad without
43:17top gcse grades you're gonna be fine really yes just keep telling yourself enough and you'll believe it
43:27do you know what always makes me feel just that little bit better bit of slap touch a lippy
43:35chuck mine away bent on music sticker what come on let's let the other teachers know where you are
43:44hey she's back
43:54i thought i told you you were missing someone
43:59oh portia take a seat love
44:02look i'm sorry if you were triggered by what miss haydock did today no miss haydock was the only
44:11person who actually looked out for me even if i didn't want to know and needed to know why i
44:16chlamydia oh right
44:25look i'm aware of the accusations flying around about you alina and my grandson
44:31i actually thought ben like me and i thought i made it feel good too
44:35but now apparently i've given him chlamydia
44:38i should have just told him there was no way on earth it could have come from me
44:41ben was the first person i've slept with oh portia none of this is great but is it is it not worth
44:52correcting these rumors miss i'll be fine i just need to go back to being me don't need to be the best
45:00at anything or have a bloke i'm okay i will have to tell your foster parents whatever please take care of
45:09yourself portia
45:20everything okay could you find out what lesson ben is in please sure
45:27what you own this place yeah and uh four others in the northwest do a bit of coaching as well but
45:32it's mainly just overseeing how things are working i obviously would have dropped you a line tom knowing
45:38that you're nearby it's really cool yeah we're hoping to get some local school kids in training
45:44learning future lionesses are a priority actually don't fancy training this this is mad
45:53so you're the coach portia and shoulder i've been talking about
45:58i suppose preston was always a sport in more money
46:00yeah until he started himself half dead so you know we couldn't anymore
46:07what you know stuff your fancy offers and stuff your fancy place because i don't want anything from you
46:18listen it's a shock to her i probably should have rung rather than just bumped into her like this after so long
46:24why did you abandon your kid all those years ago all right it's a bit harsh i'm protecting ton
46:35aren't i well then mum will tell you something different but i've always worked traveled owned
46:41businesses you know that's how i got this today but it didn't suit family life
46:46all the family life that nikki wanted anyway but i always miss the kids
46:55i'm not proud of how things worked out i'd treat them like kings if they'd let me in
47:02just tell her to ring me yeah
47:06chlamydia but it's not just that though is it porn and in school you know it's illegal for
47:20under 18s like you to watch it don't you everyone watches porn man no they don't actually and they
47:25also don't have a clear disrespect for girls feelings that create some sort of macho entitled
47:30impression of themselves think they don't need to do an sdi test think they're somehow above all that
47:36you're not a bad lad ben but this is not going in a good direction
47:44you know i've already heard this from the supply teacher good
47:51i'll speak to the girls later
47:54i am sorry and i'm sorry for embarrassing you too
47:59thank you your mum and i will talk to you about that porn thing later
48:04okay okay can i yes
48:18hi hi i know i've messed up and i need to be honest well i should have been honest from the start
48:41really
48:44i've really liked spending time with you but i've hurt people
48:50and i'm just continuing to hurt people by leading them on
48:55i think i need to break it off
49:04cool
49:07we were never that serious though were we and it's unfair to carry on and mess with your head
49:13so i take it you're breaking it off of a lean or two
49:24right
49:28you're a really cool girl posh
49:30i understand your worries about mia and if it's too much of a rush then
49:56well maybe we should see her a few more times till you're ready
50:00i don't think mums are ever ready are they
50:04i've just been trying so hard to be perfect
50:08because me and my mum are but i don't know if i'll ever be perfect
50:13or if i'll be able to make her love me or even like me but
50:16i'm gonna try really hard i'm gonna say yeah to the social services if you're in too
50:28of course
50:30right then we'll be great
50:34yeah if not then we do our best yeah together
50:46miss haydock oh don't worry i'm going no don't sorry i was obviously alarmed at your very
50:58forward approach with the girls but for some reason you managed to cut through the noise
51:04teach them something worthwhile my grandson at least perhaps the softy softy wokey wokey
51:12approach doesn't always work if the agency call you again i hope you'll consider coming back
51:18well i don't see why not do you
51:32so
51:43joe
51:43what you
51:48oh you look a little bit pink
51:51yeah it's the takeaway so the refined carbs
51:57sorry you didn't want to know that uh actually i do
52:00i want to know everything about you so if you need designated foods at designated times
52:07that's cool no no it's not cool it's it's just it's knowing that i need to be pushed outside my
52:12comfort zone sometimes right but there's a limit okay so no pre-booked dinners in spain
52:24fine
52:30hey is which thing you're going car's this way taking tommy shoe shopping remember correction you
52:37are no we are just because you want to play happy families and pretend that everything's fine
52:42doesn't mean i want to okay hey is come on no
52:49okay all right fine just but if you didn't want to come might you just talk to me
52:54i did that is literally what i just said
53:02just call me when you get home all right
53:09porsche where have you been you've had after school looking for you well here i am
53:15i didn't set out to deceive you i did really like spending time with you
53:29yeah um and i've realized that i need to put all of my energy into you i do really like you
53:40oh do you yeah yeah well i really liked you too when we're having fun at parties this isn't fun anymore
53:54bye bye see ya see ya
53:58is he for real yeah i know it's great
54:15so did she ever come back for your lesson plan oh no
54:29yeah i know what you're thinking stupid fool but the truth is i just miss coral being at school
54:39someone to have that sparky banter with you know but she's got the baby now so yeah well
54:44well steph had up with the next blonde in line so absolutely not coral is my life thank you men
54:52look it might be worth a chat what no i can't my mum hates him imagine she comes
54:58off a training course and sees that oh me and daddy are busy mate well my mom didn't even tell
55:02my dad about me exactly dante didn't even know about you that guy chose not to see me all i know
55:10is i am glad i gave my dad a chance okay call him
55:22oh steph i know you've been worried sick about me neil but actually
55:28i'm fine so you don't need to worry your pretty little head about me
55:33right which pub are we going to oh i should get back we all know you'll be more used to coral in
55:40the pub anyway just come for one i like this woman oh first round's on joe
55:53and i think not
56:05i could swore i saw fire
56:11Oh, my God.
56:41Is hiding in those weak and drunken hearts
56:46Guess he kissed the girls and made them cry
56:50Those hard-faced queens of misadventure
56:54God knows what is hiding in those weak and sunken lies
57:00Fiery thrones of mutated angels
57:03Giving love but getting nothing back
57:07People, help the people
57:14And if you're homesick
57:16Give me your hand and I'll hold it
57:20People, help the people
57:27Nothing will drag you down
57:31Oh, and if I had to bring
57:34Oh, and if I had to bring
57:38I'd be cold as a storm
57:41Rich as a fool
57:43It turned all those good hearts away
57:47Fresh out of the oven, which team will sell the most gingerbread biscuits for children in need?
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58:17Oh, and if I had to bring
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58:23No, and I'll be cold as a store
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