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"Luda kuća" serija je o naoko običnim ljudima iz susjedstva - onima s malo novca i mnogo velikih želja, problema i još više peha. Miljenko Majer svojevrsni je glumački Don Quijote, mali glumac s velikim ambicijama. Više od svojih snova o slavi i bogatstvu voli tek Matildu i njihova sina, gimnazijalca Filipa sklonog nogometu - u kojem, naravno, vidi ispunjenje svojih ambicija. Majerovi su ljudi čija je kuća uvijek puna nepozvanih gostiju, oni su vrsta ljudi koji nikom ne znaju reći NE, pa makar koliko ih to stajalo. Upravo zato s njima živi i umirovljeni policajac Đuro Pletikosa, nema dana kad k njima ne svrati usidjelica Božena, a pospremačica Brankica radi često i ispod cijene, jer život Majerovih doživljava kao besplatnu zabavu. Za trgovanje i financijske kombinacije zadužen je Laci, vlasnik kafića u kojem Miljenko provodi najveći dio svog radnog vremena, uglavnom ispunjenog pauzama i dugim čekanjima na mali nastup. Kako biti sretan, umjereno bogat i uspješan, moto je priče o stanovnicima "Lude kuće".
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00:00I don't know what to do
00:30I love you.
00:59I don't like this one.
01:01I don't like this one.
01:03I don't like this one.
01:05It's gonna be a lot of meat.
01:07I think it's a lot of meat.
01:09What's going on for Božić?
01:13Increased cholesterol.
01:15I'm going to add Mediterranean,
01:17some meat and meat,
01:22some salt from Hobart.
01:24And a fork.
01:27That's for Božić.
01:29And for Stefan?
01:31I don't believe that Božić is the best.
01:33And for Stefan?
01:35I don't believe that Božić would be on the table.
01:37I don't believe that Božić would be on the table.
01:39I mean, you could buy me a half a car.
01:41Yes?
01:43I don't remember that you're going to go to the last few years.
01:47I eat only because of my mom.
01:49I love you, thank you.
01:51Maybe this year you want to have a homemade cream?
01:55Home cream.
01:57When you ask, you're going to get a tiramisu.
01:59See you.
02:01I don't know.
02:03Please give me money for the place.
02:05I gave you a few days.
02:07Yes, I gave you a few days.
02:09Yes, I gave you a few days.
02:11Yes, I paid everything.
02:13Yes, I'm so crazy that you eat for three.
02:15Here, I'll give you a few days.
02:17I'll give you a few days.
02:19I'll give you a few days.
02:21No, no, no, thank you.
02:23Thank you very much.
02:25If my mom wants to eat the rice,
02:27I'll buy them.
02:29Ma, Džuro.
02:31Ma, did you see that?
02:33No, they definitely go to the climacter.
02:37I'll give you a few days.
02:39I'll give you a few days.
02:41Where did you go?
02:43Where did you go?
02:45No, no, no.
02:46I'll give you a few days before him.
02:48I'll give you a few days later.
02:49No, no.
02:50I'll give you a few days later.
02:52I'll give you a few days away.
02:54I'll give you a few days later.
02:56I'll give you the cup all the time.
02:58Hello?
03:05Hello?
03:06Hey, Linac.
03:07Milac from the phone.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Well, listen.
03:11I want to ask you,
03:12can I ask you...
03:13Can I ask you for a fact?
03:15How much do they pay?
03:18Okay, you can do it.
03:21I have to do it, of course.
03:24And when I get there tomorrow?
03:27Okay, thank you.
03:31What?
03:33Did I get the job?
03:35Yes.
03:36I'll be back again,
03:38but on the Chinese stand.
03:41Chinese.
03:42I don't know that the Chinese are dead.
03:59Jesus, God!
04:00Jesus, God!
04:01Jesus, God!
04:02Why do you do that?
04:04Jesus, God!
04:06What do you think of?
04:08A boat!
04:09Look at him!
04:11That plastic.
04:14What do you think of?
04:16What do you think of?
04:18That's modern.
04:20Besides that, we hear the nature.
04:23If this plastic is natural,
04:26I'm the Englishman.
04:28I said to you,
04:30I want to make a boat.
04:32But this is more practical.
04:33You don't fall into the wheels.
04:35And you're like clean.
04:36Besides that,
04:37when you end up the new year,
04:38you'll be able to use it for the next year.
04:41The plastic is forever.
04:43It's crazy.
04:44I love you,
04:45every year,
04:46200 kuna.
04:47You know what?
04:48It's crazy.
04:50Go to the place.
04:51Don't bring me a real boat.
04:52Did you understand me?
04:53What do you think of?
04:54I don't know!
04:56Wear it!
04:57We'll go with it!
04:58No, no, no, no.
04:59The plastic is so clean.
05:02It's just frankly,
05:03there's no...
05:04There's no little disc ¿verrecked?
05:05There's no smelling.
05:06There's no smelling of smell.
05:07What do you know?
05:08There's no smelling of smell.
05:09How do you have that smell?
05:10There's a more smelling of smell.
05:12A little bit of smell.
05:14No, I don't know.
05:15It's like a smell.
05:16No, no, no.
05:18It's a smell.
05:19Maybe you can eat it!
05:20The smell is original for a coffee.
05:22You can use it 100 years ago.
05:24No, no, 100 years.
05:25Good, but it's a plastic.
05:26Okay, the plastic is worth?
05:27Oh, exactly.
05:28For you 400 kuna.
05:30Ke?
05:31What are you saying?
05:31To get Kineza costs 50 kuna.
05:33Get Kineza, get Kineza.
05:34I don't get Kinezski, that's Finz.
05:37I'm going to get 100 kuna,
05:38and when the guest is drinking,
05:40when they don't have to eat.
05:41100 kuna?
05:42Who is going?
05:44We are organizing the present.
05:46Božić.
05:47We are in the cafe?
05:48We are in the cafe.
05:49We are in the cafe.
05:50We are in the cafe.
05:51We are in the cafe.
05:52We are in the cafe.
05:53We are in the cafe.
05:54We are in the cafe.
05:55We are in the cafe.
05:56We are in the cafe.
05:57Wh!
05:58No.
05:59If we are in After parfaits,
06:01do not think it will stop the pillowcase?
06:02Huh?
06:03Yes, that's funny.
06:04We are loud.
06:06That's
06:20It's about the praise.
06:22But then,
06:24that's
06:26Matilda! Matilda! Matilda!
06:29Matilda!
06:31Matilda!
06:32No!
06:33Why did you do that?
06:34Because you didn't hear me!
06:36I am going to buy these loiteres
06:38and I'm going to buy these loiteres
06:40again!
06:41There are years of my loiteres
06:42and you don't have time to buy your own.
06:44What if I buy when I can buy them?
06:47Okay.
06:48But back to me,
06:49tomorrow I'm going to break the door,
06:51you know?
06:52Hey, you're gone!
06:54You're gone, you think?
06:57What?
06:58I don't know, I'm going to have a lot of things
07:00while I'm really not sure how to do it all
07:03What are you saying?
07:04I'm going to go to the other side of the door
07:05You're going to have a lot of work
07:06I'm going to have a lot of things
07:09I'm going to put it together
07:11I'm going to put it together
07:13What do you mean that we all have to say, Božić?
07:15But, I know that you don't understand
07:18and you start to put it up
07:20I just put it in the way, and here we go, we'll cook it in your kitchen, that's a lot bigger, beautiful.
07:26Listen, girls tell me that they'll buy a beautiful, beautiful boat, a real boat, you know,
07:31and we'll put it in your day-to-day boat, but we'll put it in your day-to-day boat.
07:34Let's do it in the way, here we go!
07:41Here, I found you this way, I'm going to put it in the middle of the road.
07:45What are you doing? I'm going to put it in the head.
07:47Later, I'm going to put it in the middle of the road.
07:50I'm going to get rid of some blood pressure.
07:52Okay, how do you want? I'll tell my mom to get rid of the boat.
07:55Just stop!
07:56I'll tell you that you can't tell my mom.
08:00Give it to me.
08:02If I don't get rid of any blood pressure...
08:06Okay, no one didn't say that you didn't want to get rid of it, right?
08:09What?
08:10What?
08:11I don't have a clue, take a look.
08:12You're normal.
08:14And then, on the letters of the letters,
08:16I'll put it in the middle of the letters.
08:18I'm really bored.
08:19You know what? I'm really enjoying it.
08:21I'm a more familiar.
08:22I'm going to get rid of it!
08:23I'm going to get rid of it!
08:24You're going to get rid of it for the next month.
08:27How are you going to get rid of it?
08:29No!
08:30And then what?
08:31How do I get rid of it on the other one?
08:33I'm going to get rid of it?
08:34What?
08:35I'm going to get rid of it.
08:36I'm going to get rid of it.
08:37Oh, God, God.
08:38God, God, God.
08:39I'm going to get rid of it.
08:40I'm going to get rid of it.
08:41Oh, God bless you!
08:43God bless you!
08:45God bless you!
08:47Look how I bought you the beautiful one.
08:49Where are you from?
08:51Where are you from?
08:53Where are you from?
08:55The cement?
08:57Zdenko, where is the rain?
08:59Rain?
09:01I don't have a rain.
09:03No, it's much better.
09:05You see how beautiful it looks.
09:07In the rain.
09:09I don't want a rain.
09:11I don't want a rain.
09:13I don't want a rain.
09:15I want a rain, Zdenko.
09:17I'm thinking about a rain, but it's all scary.
09:19It's scary.
09:21It's scary.
09:23I'm happy that we're going to love Božić with Matildo.
09:25I'll have a rain.
09:27I'll have a rain.
09:29How do you think about Matildo?
09:31I'm so happy!
09:33We're going to love Božić together,
09:35who's a great, great, great and great.
09:37Yo, I thought I'd propose something much better.
09:40You see, Laci and Rudy
09:42organize the process in the cafe.
09:44They'll eat everything.
09:46Bacavara,
09:47domaćeg lodovica,
09:49wine and gula,
09:50all these things.
09:51All right.
09:52You have to be very drunk,
09:53when you're going to be able to do that.
09:55Why?
09:56You know what?
09:57You're sleeping on the couch.
09:58Why?
09:59That's because you're dead
10:00when you're going to get all the rain.
10:02Let's go.
10:03Let's go.
10:04Let's go.
10:05Let's go.
10:06Let's go.
10:07Let's go.
10:14Aaaaah.
10:16Aaaaah.
10:17Do,
10:18Yes, Dracan.
10:19Let's go.
10:20Pardon.
10:21�kud sam dagla
10:30I don't have a fričko godojka iz tupog kuta.
10:33Ajde.
10:36Ste vi to pili?
10:38Isuse, strašno!
10:40K'o je još vidio pijanog djeda mraza?
10:42Ma bragiče, ba...
10:44Ja da nemam pojma.
10:49Isuse, šta ste me prestrašili?
10:51Ženo Božje, od kuć ste se vi stvorili?
10:53Pa čistim stolce koje vi godinama zaobilazite.
10:56Pa kud ovako zorom u sedam?
10:59E, Matilda i ja imamo jako puno posla. Jeste donijeli pečenku?
11:03Jesam, šta se to vas tiče? Donijela sam gospođi.
11:05E, a mi zajedno slavimo Božić i dajte je meni.
11:12E, vidite, gospodine Velibore, kršćanski oprašta ti.
11:15Recite mom bratu da ga očekujem na polnočki.
11:19A ti njemu reci da ne idem u crkvu i šlus.
11:22A ko će sa mnom slaviti Božić, ne dođe tu kod nas?
11:25Daj, Rudi, pa kaj te košta da odeš? Pa vidiš da se oče pomiriti.
11:28Pa kje si jednuće od mih mene htjeli navući na tarnak leda, a povuća svoju reč.
11:32E, od kad sam dobil batinu u crkvi, ja u crkvu više ne idem.
11:36Daj, ne izmišljaj, pa svećenici ne tuku ljude.
11:39Ma je dobio je šibom pod lanu ili je krao Milodare?
11:43Pa kako si mogel?
11:45E, kak sam mogel, kak sam mogel?
11:47E, deči su me nagovarali, imam sad nak' malu rukicu, da uvućem ruku u škrabicu i zvućem za pljuge.
11:51Tok' je u škrabici ni bilo ni za tkuti u šibicu sa Dinkom Niš.
11:55Kako je Velečasni znao da unutra Niš nema?
11:57Pa gled, nekomu je cinka, ne?
11:59Bog sve vidi, Bog sve zna.
12:02Al' ne cinka!
12:04Plati ti, molim.
12:06Ne, ne, ne, kuća časti.
12:08Velečasni Niš ne brinite.
12:11Rudi će sigurno opet sedjeti kod vas u prvoj klupi.
12:14O, da.
12:15Iz vaših usta u Božje uši.
12:17Doviđenija.
12:19Al' ja nisus!
12:20O, Rudi!
12:23Ha, šta je?
12:24Al' iđeš Misu služit?
12:27Šta se ljuti, šalim se!
12:29Al' ljuti?
12:31Al' ljuti?
12:33Al' ljuti?
12:34Al' ljuti?
12:35Al' ljuti?
12:36Nisi, Slavik, nisi.
12:37Pa znaš da je Rudi brat od Velečasnog.
12:40Sličak i, a, a, eto.
12:42Ne, tak ti je to obično s blizancima.
12:45Nek, jesi ti donel one praste?
12:47Al' dol' sva.
12:49Al' da istovaram.
12:50Al' da, da, idemo.
12:51Al' da, da, idemo.
12:58Džuro!
13:01Recite brzo šta se ribat, jer će Brankica pas sa skala ako ih ne drži.
13:06Imamo na vas jednu veliku molbu.
13:08Kad završite ovo s Brankicom, možete otići kupit bor, molim vas.
13:11Ja!
13:12Pa šta?
13:13Pa neće vam kruna pas glada.
13:14Ja!
13:15Ko mi, ko vidi da nosim bor?
13:17Kužajte, ja to ne mogu.
13:19Evo, napravit ću vam fritule za večeru, može.
13:21Dobro, ali ako će neko iđi sa mnom.
13:24Evo, nema problema.
13:25Zdenko!
13:26Zdenko, silazi dole!
13:28Evo!
13:29Ajde!
13:30A ko će to finansirati jer ja iz principa neču?
13:35Ja sam zadnje novce dala za bakalaj.
13:37Evo, ajde, ja ću dat, evo, 200 kuna.
13:41Pa kupite.
13:42Sve bro, ljubavi, sve.
13:44Ajde, oj, daj, nemojte meni ljubavi, nego odi s džurom, uzmi auto i kupite jedan lijepi bol.
13:49I nemojte dosta s nekim ofucanim bolom.
13:52Hoću jedan lijepi, onako puni, veliki.
13:55Ajde.
13:56Za 200 kuna se može kupiti lipi.
13:58Ajmo.
14:05Ništa ne brinite, imam plan.
14:08E, toga mi je i strah.
14:10Moj dobar prijatelj ima vikiricu u Klopotanjevcu.
14:14Pol sata vožnja odavde.
14:16U dvorištu ima lijepi, veliki bor.
14:19E, i šta s tim?
14:21Mi ćemo ga srušiti i još će nam platit za tu uslugu.
14:25Lijepo si to zamislio.
14:27E, ti znaš da ja u životu nisam ispila ni jednog roga.
14:30Ni ja.
14:31Pozvat ćemo Slavka.
14:35Misiš da vam napile?
14:37Pa, ličanin.
14:40Je, je, dobro ste me razumijeli.
14:42Da, tri udojka bi spekli kod vas.
14:44Da.
14:45Ne, ne, ne, sami ćemo ga mi da furat.
14:48Molim, klinci, koji...
14:50Aha, mlinci ste dobili uvozne iz Mađarske.
14:53Da, da, da, može, može.
14:54Okej, Dženja.
14:56E, slaci, kad mi ovo sve popalimo, to bo svetlo kometliher čovečeš.
15:00Kad mi ovo sve popalimo, izbače osigurače.
15:03Evo, kak si ti uvijest, lajde.
15:05Evo, ak ne vjeru, dođe lijepo vidi fino kod nas za Božiš, pa možeš videli kak je dobro.
15:08Hvala ki da jesam. Odo evo tupi kutak.
15:10Iš, oj, ubiću Zdenjka.
15:12Kompa!
15:14Evo ti sto kuna, odi kupi pravi bor.
15:16Daj, daj, daj, daj, daj, kaj ti jesi lud, ej.
15:19No, ovo stavimo one kumvice, lampice, ko bo ovoča skužilo da je to umjetno, a kava li plastično?
15:28Pa, gospođo, maknite mi se s kreveta.
15:30Izgledate ko kuma Milica ka čija perje.
15:33Brankice, ja se ne mogu ni pomaknut, vole me čak i očni kapci.
15:37Ma nemojte mi na čistu posteljinu, Isuse Bože, gospođo.
15:42Matilda, gdje držiš lijekove?
15:46Joj.
15:47Šta je slijed vama?
15:48Joj, sve me boli, grlo, glava, ne mogu više ni hodat, ni govorit, ništa.
15:54Aha, pogledajte se.
15:56Košaka jada.
15:58Pa niste sposobne za jedno obično božično čišćenje, žene.
16:02Brankice, molim vas, nemojte tako vikat, bubnja mi je u glavi.
16:06Aj, skugat ću vam malo vina, onda će vas to pokrepit, pa ćete moći nastavit radit.
16:10Aj, joj, ne mogu ja ništa.
16:12Možete, možete, ajmo žele, ajmo pokret, pokret, dište, dište.
16:16Ajmo.
16:17Ajmo.
16:18Joj.
16:23Plječki.
16:25E, tu jeste vas dvojice pljačkali bankomatek, e.
16:28Još gore moji jaci.
16:30Idemo, posjeća jedan bor.
16:32Oho, Krivolov, a?
16:34Da, da, ne priče glupo s tebi.
16:36Radim uslovu, prijatelji.
16:37E, mm.
16:38Ej, Slavka, Slavka, Slavka.
16:39Daš dobro da si tu.
16:40Čuj, Slavka.
16:41Idemo viš malo vremena?
16:42Sad, dva.
16:43E?
16:44Ovisi zašto triba?
16:46Tribamo tvoju pomoć.
16:48Ako smo do četiri ure gotovi, onda može.
16:50Pa normalno da smo gotovi.
16:51I prije.
16:52Ti, ti, ti znaš sa onom motornom pilom sve.
16:54S jednom rukom ako triba.
16:56A šta triba piliti?
16:58Jedan mali, mali...
17:00Borić.
17:01Malik.
17:02E, u jednoj vikinici ste.
17:03Koliko malik?
17:04Pa ono mali, malik.
17:05Ko bonzai.
17:06Pa, on.
17:07Možeš malik.
17:08Rigo, jel dolazite ti i Božena na bajku?
17:09Ajde, ajde, ajde.
17:10Ajde, ajde.
17:11Čuj, a?
17:12Hlaci.
17:13Čuj, Božena bi se još dogovorila s Matildom, pa ne bi bilo sad...
17:17Lijepo od mene da ga ja sad zeznam.
17:19Ajde, puste, Rigi.
17:20Ajde, ajde, ajde.
17:21Ne bi, a?
17:23A mene možeš zeznut.
17:25Kje je sad i on isto odkazut?
17:27Papak, slušaj, samo ono kje imu žena veli.
17:30E, kompa!
17:31Gdje si ti za bajnjak?
17:32Doma.
17:33E, doma.
17:34A sigurno bi radi bio tuk s nama, jel da?
17:35E, ne bi.
17:37Gle, gle, gle, kompa.
17:38A kdođeš, dofuraš familiju, damo ti je 20% popusta, a?
17:42Hvala, ne treba.
17:45Damo ti je lampice, ej.
17:47Ne treba, adio.
17:49Zobiš gratis i ove zlatne hugnice za iduću.
18:05Gospađa!
18:06Mama, što radite vas dvije?
18:09Šta radimo, smrzavamo se, evo tvoja mama, se neće usta da pojača grijanje.
18:13Ne mogu se pomaknut, kod da je tijek prešo preko beda.
18:17Pa, gospođo, vi imate visoku temperaturu.
18:20Rekla sam ovo ja bratice da se ne osjećam baš najbolj.
18:23Filip, aj pomozi, idemo ih odvesti u spavaču, sobu, idemo.
18:26Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne idemo nigdje, moramo kolače peći.
18:29Ma, zaboravite kolače.
18:31Pa, zašto sam ja ono furu svi iz dučana?
18:33Aj be, ja još boram da pravit bakalard.
18:35Ma, nikakav bakalar, gospođo, ja ću sve napraviti.
18:38Od ojka i bakalard i kolače.
18:40Evo, idemo u sobu pa će vam Filip donijeti čaja i aspirine.
18:43Ajde, idemo.
18:44Ajde, idemo.
18:45Bislite.
18:46Aha.
18:50Gle, moraš priznati da je ono super, baš je lijepo, jel?
18:53Ma priznati, super je, stvarno super.
18:55Samo šteta kaj bu to videlo tako malo ljudi.
18:57Kak malo? Pa, koliko imamo rezervacije?
19:00Pa, sve skupo s tobom i sa mnom 2,6,10.
19:04A niš, bar bomo se najeli.
19:06Da.
19:07Kaj smo rekli, metan?
19:11Anja.
19:12Opa.
19:13Isuse Bože, kaj se vama dogodilo?
19:15Kaj da nije neka sa obračajka?
19:16Aha.
19:17Ja je, bar.
19:18Sve što sam prošao u životu, ali mi još niko nije srušio stablona.
19:23Pa, ja sam vi kada se slanjate, a vi gledate oko.
19:25Ma, ko te mogu čuti od one pile?
19:27Bučnija je od Boeinga.
19:29Pa, dobro, dobro. Ljudi, glavamo da ste živi i zdravi, jel?
19:31A, jeli tebe, Rudi, ovo izgleda zdravo?
19:34Pa, dobro, gospod Đuro, mogle biti gore, ne?
19:36Pa, i bilo je.
19:37Nakon što smo jedva izvukli živu glavu, privela nas je policija.
19:42Čekaj, zaklji sad policija.
19:44Zbog građe.
19:45Ja ću platit kaznu na štiri.
19:46Najbolje da ja plaćam.
19:48Samo treba da mi tetka sazna za ovo.
19:50Sva sreća da na policiji još ima neke poznate, pa sam im rekao o čemu se zapravo tu radi.
19:56Zdenko će proći samo sa blagom kaznom.
19:59Jel, što će mi Božena reći, di je bor?
20:15Pa, nije da mi rodi.
20:16Matilda, sako je Božena spavao u našem krevetu?
20:18Šš, daj, probudit ćeš se.
20:20A?
20:21Probudit ćeš se, tiho budi.
20:22Imamo virozu.
20:24Sa, sa me nemoj zarazit, molim ti, sutranji kinezi daju popust na kompletni asortiman božišnjeg darova.
20:32Fino.
20:33O da Božda je najbolje da odeš spavet kod steg.
20:36A, dobro.
20:38Nadam se da ima neke za povesti.
20:45Pa, tetka, ti si dosad.
20:48Znaš li koliko je sati?
20:49Naravno da znam.
20:51Pa mi smo od dve smo trebali biti u tupom kutu.
20:53Mate je zvala pešest puta već.
20:54Sako, molim te, šuti ovoljka mi je glava.
20:56Kod Majerovih imam kriznu situaciju.
20:58Kod njezi je uvijek krizna situacija.
21:00Šta, ta familija ne mere živit normalno.
21:02Znači, ništa od materine Fritule večerose.
21:07Ma, ubile te materine Fritule, ja ću ih napraviti.
21:10Gde ćeš taka rad Fritule umorna?
21:12Ajde, ja što ne mišti krevati i lezi.
21:14I sutra ujutro rano idemo za tupi kut.
21:17Šako li ti mene čuješ?
21:19Nema ništa tupi kut.
21:21Sutra rano ujutro idem kuhat Majerovima.
21:24Pa što, ne mogu sami kuhat?
21:28Slušaj, gospodja Matilda i Božena leže s temperaturom.
21:32Onaj Miljenko glumi i djeda mraza.
21:35Ovi drugi ne znaju ni jaje skuhat.
21:38Ma daj, Slavko.
21:41Daj, ne brimi, Slavko.
21:43Evo, obećajem ti, sutra smo u tupom kutu do polnočke.
21:47Jesi?
21:48Miljac.
21:51Hmm?
21:52Ajde, kad si tamo već.
21:53Daj, donesem mi još dvije pivice.
21:55Aha, evo.
21:57Uff.
21:58Uff.
22:02Na.
22:03Imaš još jednu jednu.
22:04Kak' jednu samo?
22:05Tak' kada.
22:06Ti će...
22:07Ajaj.
22:08Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.
22:09Pa bio sam uvjeren da mi je Božena kupila više.
22:12E, Miljac, neće ti bit teško.
22:14Ne.
22:15Da mi kupiš na Bezeskoj još dvije, tri pivice.
22:17Ajde, molim te, ajde.
22:18Ni u ludu!
22:20Uff.
22:21Jesi neko...
22:22Čekaj, čekaj, čekaj, čekaj.
22:23Daj mi pomozi oko, oko zahoda, samo.
22:26Ko?
22:27Ja!
22:28Da.
22:29Pa nego ko će, daj, ti.
22:30No, pa imaš tako.
22:31Pa ja sam cijeli dan crničil na kineskom štandu.
22:33Pa ja imam ozljede na radu.
22:36Maj.
22:37A?
22:38Evo ti, Agut, ti imaš jako sila.
22:40Mhm.
22:41A?
22:42Možeš prošetnuti iz ovih cea.
22:44Tu ti je.
22:45Ma daj, Miljac.
22:46Pa di ćeš, Miljac?
22:47Pa di ćeš sad?
22:48Doma, stari.
22:49Doma.
22:50S Pavlovomakar je na podval.
22:51Tvoja guvernanta neću biti.
22:53Ajmo.
22:54Miljac, čekaj, čekaj, Miljac.
22:55Ne mriš mi sad otić, Miljac.
22:57Ja sam invalidant.
22:58Daj mi, daj mi još jedan jastuk do ovaj, Miljac.
23:00Ja sam na puzu.
23:06Evo ga.
23:08Ovo je, na žalu, sve što sam našao.
23:10Pa čuj, čuj, poplon, kad si imam deset godina.
23:13Pa kak' ti misliš da se ja s tim pokrijem?
23:15Si normalan?
23:16Pa lizam kornjača da se skvršim pod tim.
23:19Glej, imam ti i vreću za spavanje, ali čisto sumljam da bi stavao u nju.
23:22E, ne vređaj.
23:24Moguš si ostati kod striče Kazdenka i lijepo spavat ko čovjek.
23:27A, želim su.
23:28Jel' ta tata došao?
23:30Da, pa znaš da se Lesi uvijek vraća kući?
23:33Ej!
23:34A, Petrenko!
23:35A, Petrenko!
23:36Prosti, ej Matilda!
23:37E, odgađao sam onog nezahvalnika tamo.
23:40Zašto ti si ti ustala?
23:42Zato što mi Božena Nedamira stalno pita, je li Stenko donio taj bolj?
23:47Nije.
23:48I što ćemo sad?
23:50Spavati.
23:52A, sutra će vam djed mraz ispuniti i tu želju.
23:56Da.
23:57A samo mi ti lijepo zdravio sutra, molim te jer ne želim i na banjak jesti dvopek.
24:03Bože, i nećeš.
24:05Brankica će kuhat.
24:07Aha.
24:08A joj.
24:22O fobate.
24:24A joj.
24:25Teta, šta nećeš da ti zvoni.
24:26A..čujem Slavko..
24:28Zvoni mi cijelu noć u učima.
24:31Šta je ovo, vidiš šta mi se dogodilo u ovo.
24:34Ček, ček, ček, ček.
24:35S rukom ništa.
24:36No, no.
24:38You're gone, tata.
24:40Just go.
24:44Hey, Zini.
24:46No, no.
24:48I need to look at you.
24:50Ah!
24:52Ah!
24:54You have a car.
24:56I'll get you to the temperature.
24:58No, I won't let me go to peace.
25:02I have to go to the Maerovich.
25:04Nećeš ti nikud u takvom stanju.
25:06Jel, molim te.
25:08A ko će onda kuhat?
25:10Ja ću skuhat, ja ću otić skuhat
25:12i kad se vrati onda krećemo za...
25:16Čekaj malo.
25:18A ne mereš ti nikud u takvom stanju?
25:24Propade tupi kut.
25:26Ko će zva Mate?
25:28Aj ti.
25:34Ja, vidiš što je ni mrtav ne krenuo Nusov.
25:44Ona je tvoja žena i ti je slušao.
25:46Pa vidite da radim francusku salatu, vidi.
25:50Čao!
25:52Šta je?
25:53Šta je?
25:54Juuu, mislim da sam se porezao.
25:56Ajde mi.
25:58Ajde, nije strašno.
25:59Džur, ajde skući posto.
26:00U vas treba, da.
26:01Šta da?
26:02Trč karelu?
26:03Pa vidite da sam u gipsu.
26:04Pa i... a šta?
26:06Slanko!
26:08Slanko!
26:09Evo me za sekundu, čekaj.
26:11Šta?
26:12E sranje.
26:13E, upravo smo ostali bez kolača.
26:16Slanko!
26:17Evo me, čekaj.
26:18Pa ništa.
26:19Kup ćemo napolitanke.
26:20Pa kak možemo jest napolitanke za Božić?
26:23Evo ti na.
26:24Evo ti šordi pa kupi kolač.
26:26Mhm.
26:31Šta je, tetka?
26:32Nije ti dobro?
26:33Normalno da mi nije dobro.
26:35Kakva su ti to glupa pitanja?
26:37Nisam te zato zvala.
26:38A što si me zvala?
26:40Htjela sam ti reći da ono godojka moraš svako malo politi pivom.
26:44Dobro, dobro.
26:45I još da ti rećem termostat na pečnici od gospođe ne radi.
26:50Ne valja, pa pazi.
26:51Sve je pod kontrolama.
26:53Niš ne brini.
27:03Ma dajda, reka, kak se ne bi uzdrijavalo?
27:05Pa ne možete mi odkazat na dan proslave!
27:08A? Možete?
27:10E dobro, onda ja mogu ne vratit' vamo lovu.
27:12Hvala sretan Božić!
27:15Ej...
27:16Bok.
27:17Bok.
27:18Čuj.
27:19Hm?
27:20Došli je do ono male promjene plana?
27:21Nije nek je došlo do velike promjene.
27:23Upravo mi je otkazal Gujdex društvom.
27:25Tak da ćemo Božić slaviti tu, samo ti i ja.
27:28Zapravo samo ti.
27:30Kaj?
27:31Pa čuje ono, pomili sam se zburazom.
27:34Ma daj, kad?
27:35Pa juče smo se onak strelili u ribarnici i onda mi smo, mi tajemo na cugu, to pa on meni oboja, mislim mi tak.
27:43I dobro, kaj ja sada radim?
27:45Pa niš, odi sa mnom na polnočku, a?
27:48Ne bi, fala.
27:49Rađa ću ostati ovde i cijeli catering ću poje sam.
27:52Pa gledaj to, pa si sigurno je uče, pazite, pazite, pazite.
27:57Šta se događa tu?
27:59Pa sve je izgovorilo.
28:01Pa kako nisi pazio?
28:02Pa gdje ću ja pazit? Nizi dvojica su trebali pazit.
28:05Pa ne mogu ja pazit i pacijentica obilazit.
28:08Skurajte, ali nas vlažemo invaliditi i nama nije lako ostajat, pored špadra.
28:13Super, i šta ćemo sad jest?
28:15What are you doing?
28:16What are you doing?
28:17We're going to buy chevape.
28:18What are you doing?
28:19What are you doing?
28:20What are you doing?
28:21I'm going to buy a pizza.
28:22Four cheese.
28:32I'm a man.
28:34I'm a man.
28:35I don't feel any hands, any legs.
28:37I'm going home.
28:39I'm going home.
28:40It looks absurd.
28:42Why?
28:43The women are sick,
28:45and Filip and Slavko are able to lose the whole food.
28:47I didn't know that I'm going to wait for a couple of food.
28:51If you want, take my catering.
28:54What do you think?
28:55Wait, wait, what are you doing?
28:57What are you doing?
28:58No, there are no guests.
28:59You're wrong.
29:00You're wrong.
29:01At the end, everyone has someone.
29:03I don't have anyone.
29:04I don't like that.
29:06I don't have anything.
29:08What are you doing?
29:09Let's go.
29:10Let's go.
29:11I'll go close the mansion.
29:12When I go.
29:13Where do you think?
29:14And then I'll go.
29:15What about you?
29:16And you go.
29:17How about you?
29:18Oh, come on.
29:19What are you doing?
29:20How about you?
29:21You're not, friend.
29:22Wait, wait, wait.
29:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
29:24Wait.
29:25Wait.
29:26Wait.
29:27Wait.
29:28Wait.
29:29I need to put all the items in the shop.
29:30I'll come and go.
29:31Take it, take it as much as possible.
29:33Yes.
29:34All right, everything, everything, everything.
29:36Everything, everything.
29:37All right, let's go.
29:42Here, good girl.
29:44I'm ready for every gift.
29:47Thank you, God.
29:49Thank you, God.
29:51Let's go.
29:52Let's go.
29:53How is it?
29:54It's sweet.
29:56What is this?
29:57Something Chinese.
30:00Hvala.
30:01Pa niće trebali.
30:03Heee.
30:04He, za mene?
30:05Da.
30:06Babuške.
30:07Aha.
30:08Pa to sam od uvek htjeli imat.
30:10Pa ljudi, ponoć je prošla.
30:12Želi svima Sretan Božić.
30:14Hvala.
30:15Hvala.
30:16Hvala.
30:17Mogo si ovaj čaj stavit malo ruma?
30:19Pa Božić je.
30:20Nemo mu ruma.
30:22Prolulo se sve kad sam pokušao napraviti rum kockim.
30:25E, kad smo već kod toga,
30:27ja bi malo odoriha.
30:29Ogladniju sam od one ribice.
30:31Mhm.
30:32Jutro je ko stvoreno za nas,
30:47da nakon jutra slijedi dobar dan.
30:52Stvarno velik naš je mali stan.
30:59Sreća je u malim stvarima,
31:06i zato govorim svima.
31:09Da sve, sve je u redu.
31:14U malo sporijem redu.
31:17Ali sve, sve je u redu.
31:21U nekad pogrešnom redu.
31:24Ali sve je opet tu.
31:28Oogu nasce noge,
31:29O обlet tu.
31:30Hovo nasce noge mod redu.
31:33Hei, sve je u gei.
31:34Aha!
31:35Isato bre.
31:37Sve, sve u redu.
31:38U malosТrorje hreddo.
31:40U malosbolirven tu alo sve, sve u redu.
31:41Sué, Oredo
31:43Mal os pori enredo, al sué
31:48Sué, Oredo
31:51Sué, Sué Eroquen
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