They're trying to normalize calling vibe coding a "programming paradigm," don't let them.
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i'm concluding an associate level course of system analysis and i'm glad that right now i don't rely on it to eat and pay the bills, having a regular job on my previous bachelor's degree. by the end of the course the college was pushing so hard on knowledge we didn't (and they didn't passed on properly) had that i and others had to rely on vibe coding. now that i'm about to pick up my diploma, i'm gonna focus on learning real computer science without the pressure of grades and perhaps have a better chance if i have to apply for an IT job.
In my day vibe coding meant a delivery pizza, loud music, an eighth, and no other plans for the day.
Return oriented programming is not a...
...you know what, never mind. You keep doing it. Cybercrime is cool anyway
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Telling an LLM what you want the program to do and blindly trusting whatever it outputs, basically.
Are serious people really pushing that?
It's mostly beginners thinking of it as a shortcut to making software without learning any of the underlying theory. Basically, why struggle your way through a Rust tutorial on fighting the borrow checker when you can just get AI to do it? Though the issue is as soon as there's something too complex for the AI to figure out, you're out of luck because you've been deliberately avoiding learning the necessary concepts to fix it yourself.
As for whether serious people are pushing it, most actual software engineers, not really, but company management would absolutely like nothing more than to replace all their developers with AI, so yes they're pushing it pretty hard.
Right now it's just buzz and empty promises to not sound "left behind" to shareholders.
Even if it could generate code that could be massaged into a production-ready state at a cost less than having human-only developers (colour me skeptical), I think middle-management would actively sabotage it. You can't fill your day with pointless meetings when your developers are AI agents.
So, I actually think the idea is only taken "seriously" at the very highest levels. I expect several layers of resistance even before it hits the actual engineers... Not because it's a fantasy with no grounding in engineering reality which is ultimately doomed to fail, merely out of self-preservation.
Pentesters must have dollar signs in their eyes like a Looney tunes character
The expectation is that they'll have to hire back a lot of developers back in a panic once the consequences start hitting.
There is a small chance a new AI is developed in time that is actually good at coding and debugging in a complex environment before that point but for now that seems unlikely.
Insofar as the skills hierarchy that software engineers develop well after learning to write in a programming language, I'm left wondering what scenarios or industries are the most "vibe coding" proof. That is to say, situations that absolutely require from day 1 a strong sense of design theory, creativity, and intimate knowledge of the available resources.
Musing out loud, history has given us examples of major feats of software engineering, from the Voyager spacecrafts, to retro console games squeezing every byte of ROM for value, to the successful virtualization of the x86 instruction set. In these scenarios, those charges with the task has to contend with outerworldly QA requirements and the reality that there would be no redo. Or with financial constraints where adding an extra PROM would cascade into requiring a wider memory bus, thus an upgraded CPU, and all sorts of other changes that would doom the console before its first sale. Or having to deal with the amazing-yet-arcane structure of Intel's microchip development from the 80s and 90s.
It is under these extreme pressures that true diamonds of engineering emerge, conquering what must have appeared to be unimaginably complex, insurmountable obstacles. I think it's fair to say that the likes of NASA, Sony and Nintendo, and VMWare could not possibly have gotten any traction with their endeavors had they used so-called "vibe coding".
And looking forward, I can't see how "vibe coding" could ever yield such "ugly"-yet-functional hacks like the fast inverse square root. A product of its time, that algorithm had its niche on systems that didn't have hardware support for inverse square roots, and it is as effective as it is surprising. Nowadays, it's easy to fuzz a space for approximations of any given mathematical function, but if LLMs were somehow available in the 90s, I still can't see how "vibe coding" could produce such a crude, ugly, inspirating, and breathtaking algorithm. In the right light, though, those traits might make it elegant.
Perhaps my greatest concern is that so-called "vibe coding" presents the greatest departure from the enduring ethos of computer science, a young field not too tainted by airs of station. This field, I like to think, does not close its doors based on socioeconomic class, on the place of one's birth, or upon the connections of one's family. Rather, the field is so wide that all who endeavor for this space find room to grow into it. There is a rich history of folks from all sorts of prior occupations joining into the ranks of computer science and finding success. The field itself elevates them based on what they contribute and how they solve puzzles.
What strikes against this ideal is how so-called "vibe coding" elevates mediocrity, a simulacra of engineering that produces a result without the personal contribution or logic solving to back it up. It is akin to producing artwork that is divorced from the artist's experience. It embodies nothing.
To be clear, the problem isn't that taking shortcuts is bad. Quite the opposite, shortcuts can allow for going farther with the same initial effort. But the central premise of "vibe coding" is to give off the appearance of major engineering but with virtually no effort. It is, at its core, deceitful and dilutes from bona fide engineering effort and talent.
Circling back to the earlier question, in my personal opinion, something like the Linux kernel might fit the bill. It's something that is now so colossally large, is contributed to by an enormous user and developer base, and fills such a sizable role in the industry, that it's hard to see how "vibe coding" can meaningful compete in that space.
So, lazier script kiddies?
As a former script kiddie myself I think it's not much different from how I used to blindly copy and paste code snippets from tutorials. Well, environmental impact aside. Those who have the drive and genuine interest will actually come to learn things properly. Those who don't should stay tf out of production code, which is why we genuinely shouldn't let "vibe coding" be legitimized.
The term was coined by an OpenAI co-founder. No idea, if I would call the OpenAI folks "serious", but it's not just a derogatory term, like you might think.
It’s the new hyped up version of “no-code” or low-code solutions, but with AI so you have more flexibility to footgun.
Two days ago I watched a video by Explosions&Ire (PhD) when he began adding unknown amounts of chemicals he thought might work to produce a color change to his solution. He lamented that what he was doing amounted to "Vibe Chemistry." In that moment I understood how inappropriate it was for a skilled programmer to do vibe coding.
Sticking a vibrating egg up your ass while you code. The debugger controls the speed in inverse proportion to the number of syntax errors.
They're trying to normalize calling high-level programming a "programming paradigm." Don't let them.
Branding, my dude. It’s called vulnerability as a service
Tf is "return oriented"?
Do you know what a memory stack and assembly are?
If you want code that does assembly operations A, B, and then C, you might be able to accomplish it by scanning loaded memory (or its corresponding binary) for bits that, when translated into assembly, do:
A
D
return
This set of three instructions is a gadget. In practice, it's a location in memory.
And then you find another gadget.
B
C
return
Then, if you don't care about D, or D does something irrelevant that won't screw up what you're trying to do, or won't crash the program, you can replace the stack with the addresses of gadgets one and two. When gadget one returns, the stack is popped and then gadget two executes.
Since the computer did ADBC and D was irrelevant, the system executed your ABC malware and now you win.
Is finding gadgets that execute actual malware hard? Surprisingly not!
When you write code for a "runtime" that wasn't intended to run your code.
Seems like not a real programming paradigm, and I don't mean in a No True Scotsman way. It really is in a separate category of thing. Could've said logic programming or stack-oriented programming.
Yeah fair enough now that I think more about it. IDK I just find the concept really cool so I included it.
It's fine memes are permitted to make jokes and it's more of a paradigm than vibe coding.
The one paradigm that's actually missing is logic programming, I would've gotten rid of unstructured to include it. The whole paradigm thing really only started with Dijkstra's rant about unstructured gotos (not the ones C has, in C you can't jump to the middle of another function).
When you write code for a “runtime” that wasn’t intended to run your code.
That definition would be too broad, as includes any type of exploit.
In ROP, you modify the stack to write return addresses and then return to jump to the first of these addresses, the return addresses go to parts of the executable that end with a return instruction (gadgets), so it will always return to the next of your return address.
(That video is maybe not the easiest introduction to ROP.)
Having ROP in here as normal programming paradigm, as opposed to vibe coding, made the meme so much better.
I mean, if my boss understands that the output of vibe coding rarely works, i'm happy to chat with the AI all day if I keep the same salary.
Until they start demanding 10x output in the same timetable
that's not vibe coding then. And AI can be used like a junior dev, you give it simple instructions and check everything it does. Using it like that can probably boost performance of already good seniors, but not by the factor 10.
NGL I'm waiting for the first lawsuit where an engineer is sued by a company by vibe coding as they were told and caused irreparable harm to the company as the whole product has to be redone from the ground up.
But the product is also redone from the ground up by vibe coding because lessons are impossible to learn and corporate is infallible.
caused irreparable harm to the company as the whole product has to be redone from the ground up
Lol this is most projects for most companies I've worked for, long before AI came on the scene. Somehow these multi-year multi-million dollar disasters were never fatal.
I don't know what vibe coding is, but I'm assuming it's when you relax in your chair, lean back, place your hands on the keyboard and just type. Let the vibes guide your code.
Vibe coding is when you're not coding, just typing prompts into AI in hopes it will produce a legible code.
i tried that one time. it was the only time i tried to use AI for something actually useful that i needed. i wanted to write some simple JavaScript that would rapidly flash 3 equally sized images on the screen of a handheld linux machine. the AI provided a list of instructions of software and other prerequisites i would need. after installing everything and entering in the code provided into the software, it immediately started yelling warning signs at me about the code. nothing ran. it was all useless. it felt like talking to a paranoid schizophrenic. the ai was so sure of the code, and insisted that i must be making a mistake, and kept apologizing and providing more useless code. it was literally just like talking to a paranoid schizophrenic at a bus stop, insisting all the crazy shit they're saying REALLY makes sense, if only you'll let them explain it to you further.
what trash.
Given how it "learns", asking for the same homework questions people have asked for on stack overflow a thousand times already would likely give a decent answer.
Asking it something new will produce plausible looking gibberish.
It has no idea which is which. It doesn't know where the limits of its knowledge lie. It just knows that the answer looks like code and is very confident, and that any follow up issues can be dealt with by outputting more nonsense code and an excuse.
I had a fun one this week! I needed to make an SQL query that would aggregate rows by invoice and date, but only aggregate 5 then overflow to a new row. I also needed to access the individual row data because the invoice items weren't summed, they were displayed on separate columns!
I ask my senior if there's an easy way to do this, he comes back with "chatgpt says you can assign row numbers then get individual row data with % row number"
I go to Gemini and ask "how to aggregate rows by 5 and get individual row data out?" It says "you can't" (since when has Ai's been able to say you can't do X) So I ask it about the modulo operator and it gives me an example that doesn't really work. After screwing around for a while I give up and decide I'll just run this query 3 times. 1 for rows 1-5 then for 6-10 and one more for 11-15 that's so many rows surely no one will break this.
These AIs really suck at writing correct code but I've had good success in having them write code generators. I recently made it write a script that takes a SQL create table statement and converts in to TS and gives insert update, delete and whatnot and also creates a simple class that handles the operations.
I had to write the original code by hand but having it write code that writes boilerplate which I correct is pretty good.
Other code is hit or miss IMO
I consider boilerplate code output like that to be well within reach of simple tools though. Tools that didn't need a year to learn from hundreds of terabytes of examples, 20GB of VRAM, or the power use of a small city.
Don't get me wrong, I still write more than 98% of code by hand and of course, I can write those functions myself in 30m myself but I can get it in 60s with the AI. LLMs can write code to that does parse - > model - > map - > format with only one or two easy to fix bugs.
It's in the very niche cases where it's just tedious to write something out that LLMs actually work. "Write an API client that uses [library] that handles these requests/responses" comes also to mind as something that would work.
I'm using now also to learn react native where I get bugs I'm very unfamiliar with and SO doesn't give me a good answer.
I've also had decent success at having it review my code with "how would I further optimise this code" and it gives me some pointers and then writes buggy code but the approach is correct usually and I can implement it myself.
It's when you relax the sphincter of your mind and let the llm gape you with its knowledge.
Almost, finish that first sentence with "the ChatGPT prompt and copy-paste the result without reading."
No love for the 'declarative' programming paradigm? You can actually do some useful work with SQL or Ansible...
Are those Turing complete? (Legit question, I'd love to know)
There are scripting extensions to SQL that definitely are. There are some features in some SQL servers that make it Turing Complete even without scripting stuff.
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/900055/is-sql-or-even-tsql-turing-complete
Like HTML5+CSS3 being Turning Complete, it's easy to add features that accidentally make you hit the threshold. Many would argue that it's a sign complexity has run away from you, and I tend to agree.
Frezik has a good answer for SQL.
In theory, Ansible should be used for creating 'playbooks' listing the packages and configuration files which are present on a server or collection of servers, and then 'playing the playbook' arranges it so that those servers exist and are configured as you specified. You shouldn't really care how that is achieved; it is declarative.
However, in practice it has input, output, loops, conditional branching, and the ability to execute subtasks recursively. (In fact, it can quite difficult to stop people from using those features, since 'declarative' doesn't necessarily come easily to everyone, and it makes for very messy config.) I think those are all the features required for Turing equivalence?
Being able to deploy a whole fleet of servers in a very straightfoward way comes as close to the 'infinite memory' requirement as any programming language can get, although you do need basically infinite money to do that on a cloud service.
Pure SQL, as in relational algebra, is LOGSPACE/PTIME. Datalog is PTIME-complete when the program ("query") is fixed, EXPTIME-hard otherwise.
It's all quite tractable, but there's definitely turing-complete declerative langugages. Not just pretty much every functional language, but also the likes of prolog.
Functional is also declarative because control flow is implicit/unspecified.
What's actually missing is logic programming, of which the likes of SQL are a subset.
You lost me at return oriented programming. Getting something working out of that is way more difficult than doing it out of vib coding. (Way more impressive though)
I wonder if this is how scholars reacted to the printing press
Independently of what your position to vibe-coding or LLMs are: Vibe coding just isn't any programming paradigm.
A programming paradigm describes the structure of the program, often on a grammatical (programming language) level (e.g. declarative vs imperative).
While "Vibe Coding" can lead to using one or the other paradigm, but is not a paradigm itself, it's a tool to achieve that, similar as using an IDE with code-completion to generate code.
the printing press didn't unlawfully steal content and print exabytes of shit-streaked garbage.
the printing press expanded the potential for knowledge to be shared at a higher volume and speed due to the nature of mass printing.
it was more akin to multi-core hyperthreading than AI.
I think what you mean is that AI is like the discovery of distribution of electricity. the story of where a self-educated immigrant attempted to sell his method of distribution that was safer and more pragmatic, was slandered and tormented by a tech oligarch that had no qualms with electrocuting elephants in public. oh and not to mention Thomas Edison didn't even "invent" AC power, he stamped his name on it and falsely claimed he did. sounds like some other tech bro we know today...
this is the problem with you "AI bros", you can't even provide a valid argument because your brain has turned to dog shit from using AI 100% of the time.
By printing memes on it?
You'd have a point if this was an artist community, but coding AI as it exists does not work that well.
I'd give a better example, but most of the technologies that didn't actually work are lost to history. Hmm, maybe reapeating crossbows and that giant 40-reme boat that the one Greek king built?
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We've seen functional programming, now get ready for dysfunctional programming
Isn't that just unstructured programming?
AKA whenever I write something in a strictly functional-only language and think I'm ready but I'm just way too used to object oriented to get it.
Not my old ass over here cheering for functional coding… nope…
… but yep.
Love functional coding. Depending on the use case it works really well.
Wonder what return based is, sounds similar to functional.
Less of a paradigm but a way to write exploits but still more of a paradigm than vibe coding. It basically means "hey I can buffer overflow over the return address, let's treat the program's code as a VM to do what I want".
Wow, I never even knew about ROP until today. I feel kind of silly 😅
This is interesting, but I don’t think I could find a genuine use-case for it.
At first I thought "vibe-coding" was just writing code that felt useful at the time without having like design documents or a formal plan. Literally just coding based on vibes. And I thought it was nice that they finally recognized the way I have been writing code for the past ten years when all my bosses and managers haven't.
Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be what it actually is.
Who's they?
Tech and Ai bros.
Teletubbies.
vibe coding (derogative)