that's not a tank. that's the all-new Ford Leviathan XL, a recreational vehicle with the latest in pedestrian obliterating technology.
it seats 2 and can fit one mountain bike and three bottles of soda in the cargo area.
is that what the spice crawlers looked like in the OG dune movies? what is this
It's the Jawa sandcrawler from the first Star Wars https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Sandcrawler
Huh guess I forgot about this scene, its been a minute
Perfect for driving kids to school (unless someone is a gusano, then it's perfect for snack).
it's just for the commercial, so they can show some outdoorsy guy in muted synthetic fabrics put an aluminum mountain bike in the back and drive up some dirt trail with panoramic overlooks to unload the bike and ride on different trails.
Given the Israeli training, there's a double precedent for violence.
Yeah. She was standing in front of the bulldozer wearing a fluorescent orange jacket. The driver approached from far away, far enough to see her, and when he reached her she stood up on the mound of earth he was pushing, eye to eye with the cabin. He kept going until she slipped and fell, then he ran her over and dragged her 10–15 meters.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rachel_Corrie
IOF soldiers have celebrated the day of her death by making pancakes with her face on it.
Here I'll simulate the resulting reddit thread:
"What is this?!?! SOVIET CHINA?!?!"
"In tinyman square, the asians actually killed 60gorillion people. This is why I joined the marines and looted Fallujah. You're welcome, reddit."
"Orange man Russia communism tankysquare confirmed"
Incomprehensible slurs
This is the most annoying one out of all of them for some reason.
It's what happens when you combine the Yuri Bezmenov interview, russiagate brainworms, and the ideological hallucinations libs conjure up to make them go "i was right".
In ten years they haven't had a shred of evidence for russiagate except what? Paul manifort gave Russia polling data that everyone had access to?
Libs could watch this murder someone and would then finagle an excuse why an event from almost forty years ago in a whole other country terrifies them more than this.
At least it was quick. They ran over his skull without hesitation instead of getting squeezed like a tube of toothpaste from the feet up like the Tinymen at the Square.
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
We do it with freedom and transparency (whitely) and they do it with a heart full of evil and control (asianly)
Not saying I support a generals' coup, but a military parade where a bunch of artillery is invited to the National Mall would be a really great opportunity for it.
Depends on the general.
Pinochet
Traore (so far)
Oops, then idk, some other leftist general who was good (are there any that fit that description?)
Control has been assumed by our most delicious military authorities
Makes a mean sweet and spicy chicken, wouldn't trust him to run a country.
Don't worry guys its a fake tank you can tell by the orange thingy in the barrel
- Show
bet that the filth-encrusted nazi Hasan is talking about here has done "bluh bluh teenyman square bluh bluh" in the past
does asmongold have dentures? all I remember is his gums bleeding and him doing something gross wrt to it
I watched one Pokemon video on yt while not logged in and the first suggested video was a vid by assmangold that had 1.4m views called 'Hasan is now fuckdd' suggesting he's going to be targeted by ICE for attending/covering the protests
I feel like the army wouldn't run over a guy. The cops have tanks and would do it though.
Nah... I can absolutely see a driver bumping somebody standing in front of them.
They might not try to get the person under the treads though.
Tanks in Tiananmen didn't either, the guy just had a convo with them and left unharmed. All you'd need is pictures of a man in front of tanks, no need for the story after, you can manufacture that
I don't know what it looks like when someone gets run over by a tank nor do I want to know, but I assume it'd be a pretty gory affair. Probably not something they wanna do in front of cameras.
When I was younger and a bit more of a lib, I thought it was extremely odd that Chinese people don't know or care about the tank man. It's actually really weird that I knew about it. In another country across the Pacific Ocean, a man stood in front of a tank and the tank didn't run him over once. Good. That's the normal thing. That happens whenever humans are in the way of vehicles of any kind. You might hear about the cases where the vehicle failed to stop or didn't stop intentionally. Someone not being run over is not a very interesting story. But Amerikkka is a land of photographs and films and other fakery, and a powerful photograph can resonate with the Amerikkkan ideology, so the tank man became a real meaningful statement to us.
is going to call Trump a tankie in response to this. It's going to happen.
