Through a sequence of events so astonishingly ill-advised that nobody present can quite explain them (and everyone involved insists someone else started it) you have somehow managed to massively offend a Polar Bear.
In I Don't Have to Outrun the Polar Bear, I Just Have to Outrun You by David Court, two or more players use a standard deck of playing cards to simulate running away from a Polar Bear. There are no winners, only one loser. It's a fast game of bluffing, luck, treachery, and running away from a Polar Bear. It's absolutely bloomin' free and even comes with an optional expansion pack for hours* more fun and frolics.

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