Critical support because wouldn’t there be a shit ton of people at the mall at 10:30 am on a Friday? Plenty of people work 4 day weeks and have Friday off.

I don’t see why he couldn’t have snuck in at midnight and done it, then it would just be a matter of mall security not being asleep on the job and escaping.

But hey it sounds like he injured an officer at least.

Fuck everything about this, fuck team based politics and everyone that normalizes this bullshit.

Your honor, my client was simply littering.

Ok jeez, we get it, the fleet enemas worked.

Mom says it’s my turn to lose a national election!

B-But you just lost the last election! MOOOOOOOM!

LET THE SONS FIGHT

Pls make this a tagline mods

TFW its summer in Florida and you had the absolute audacity to sit on a pleather car seat with shorts on for 30 seconds.

The only time its correct to serve roasted buns with a spatula.

Honestly the only funny part of this whole thing is the disrespect, he earned it.

Ok grandma, let’s get you back to bed.

I read the article and it’s incredible how much disrespect the divorced dad gets by omission.

“Beloved honors student son… and the dad.” “My son was always smiling, laughing; he had an aura about him.” “Oh yeah and btw the dad was “reportedly” pursuing a doctorate’s degree.”

Both the mom and the reporter seem to hold the divorced dad partially responsible for buying a Tesla in the first place lmao. Still hope they win that lawsuit, but I doubt they’ll ever make the cars safer in the USA unless they’re legally obligated to.

Hold a meaningful celebration for your loved one.

Yippie! They’re finally dead! Gender neutral bathroom time!

I agree Pete Hegseth, these snowflakes made fragging their commanding officer too hard!

Now they can customize their own firearm of choice for the job.

Swamps and beaches are a pain in the ass to build underground in.

TFW no Florida subways.

I think I only got about half way there at best.

@Plinky@hexbear.net got it right, way to go pogchamp!

I guess I’m old enough to see the Harry Potter book burnings go full circle.

If only my parents were based enough to support book burnings for cool reasons instead of “You want to go to Heaven, don’t you sweetie? Then stop learning witchcraft from that sinful book!”

HAH, I’m vegan and don’t eat honey, therefore I get to stay inside forever!

I’m very based and cringe pilled.