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00:00Thank you so much!
00:01Good evening!
00:02Hello!
00:03Hi!
00:04Good evening, everyone!
00:07You're very welcome to the show.
00:10I tell you, I am feeling good about tonight's show.
00:13The audience, you sound amazing.
00:15And the guest list is sensational.
00:17I've got my Skims underwear on.
00:19And look over there, singing for us later for the first time.
00:23It's the fabulous Little Sims!
00:25Yeah!
00:27She'll be performing her new single, Lion.
00:31But first, get ready to roar for my sofa guest tonight.
00:35He first found fame as the mild-mannered dad in Malcolm in the Middle,
00:39then turned drug kingpin in Breaking Bad,
00:41and this year won his seventh Emmy as an unhinged movie boss in the studio.
00:45Now he's back on stage in Arthur Miller's All My Sons.
00:49It's our good friend, Bryan Cranston!
00:52Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:55Hello!
00:56Hello, sir!
00:57Hello!
00:58How are you?
00:59How are you doing?
01:00Great to see you!
01:01Yeah!
01:02Bryan Cranston is here!
01:03She burst onto the scene as Maria in Steven Spielberg's West Side Story.
01:08And this summer, wowed London Bledam audiences and passers-by
01:11with her startling performance in Evita.
01:14Please welcome the brilliant Rachel Zegler!
01:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:19Whoo!
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01:32And we have two stars from the new legal drama All's Fair.
01:35One earned an Emmy for her role as Marcia Clarke in The People vs. O.J. Simpson and starred in
01:40nine seasons of the cult anthology series American Horror Story.
01:44The other is part of a reality family dynasty who became a global entrepreneur, fashion icon
01:50and soon to be lawyer.
01:52Please welcome Sarah Ballson and Kim Kardashian!
01:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:14It sounds like we didn't.
02:17Welcome back everybody first time. Welcome to Kim Kardashian. Hello
02:24I'm very happy to see that is a sitting-down dress
02:28I thought will that be a sitting-down dress, but it's good. I'm praying that it is
02:35So what is it so we can see through it you can it's it's by Dilara
02:40It's like latex. I think Sarah said it best. It's like condom with a doily underneath it
02:47Beautiful. I'm wearing a couch, and she's wearing a condom
02:56No, Rachel am I right that you and Kim met at the Academy
03:02Museum gala gala we were at the same table, but I know I couldn't see anyone
03:10Let's so this is Rachel. This is Rachel who's on the host committee
03:17Rachel looking lovely now you're thinking why couldn't Kim see Rachel this is Kim
03:26I really wanted to commit
03:28before I walked out
03:29I was in the car and I was about to put the mask on and I text my sister Kylie a picture and
03:34I said should I wear the mask or to go in and take it off or just wear it at the table and
03:39Pretend to not eat or something and she said commit and so I could see through it a little bit and I saw your hair
03:47And the color of your dress and I I knew it was you and then I'm like felt so awkward going up to people like hi
03:53Hi, it's me
03:55It's Kim
03:57The photo looks like you're in the witness protection
04:02But still wants to do the red carpet goddammit
04:06I did have like a full two and a half hour hair and makeup full glam under there
04:11Well, yeah
04:13What was the pitch that when the designer said and the the the final piece?
04:18Yes, you're gonna love it
04:20Is a man's runway piece like I thought how it was on the runway and I really loved it and it was just it's his vision
04:28It was Glenn Martin at Margiela's vision and I wanted to honor his vision and your shoulder makeup
04:32We get to see that
04:34Glowing glowing and Brian is there. I know you bet because Brian you gave Sarah her Emmy
04:42Yes, I did and I was pleased to do it. I'm trying to remember which one I've only won one. That's the one
04:54Yeah, I you did hand me my Emmy and you don't remember the face that I gave you when I was climbing the stairs
04:59Yes
05:00Living in like an apoplectic terror that I was gonna face plant
05:03Yes, and so and that's why I oh, yeah, okay. What you're not seeing is that I'm looking at you like
05:11It's like really giving him the old yeah the old what for in the eyeballs and what's sweet is that Brad would say which one he has seven I know
05:18Seven
05:20How dare you?
05:22How dare you?
05:24Uh girl you just won your latest you just won your latest for uh the studio
05:30Yeah, which you are so good in so you are so good you play a kind of big studio
05:35Uber boss. Yeah, and there's that mad final show in the series where is it mushrooms you're on?
05:41I'm I'm on all cut. That's yeah, I'm wearing a phallus hat and and I'm eating
05:48I'm eating a lobster. I'm absolutely supposed to be out of my mind high. I love this next picture. Let's see this is you
05:56I love that
05:58They did a weekend at bernie's tribute to try to get me up and out of the way
06:05And so we're we're doing the scene and and the way seth rogan works on this show is fantastic
06:11You all got to say yes when they call you because you have to get out the plot points
06:16But then say whatever you want do whatever you you're playing the whole time and throwing out ideas
06:22And one time on the this last episode I was in
06:27Inside the fountain at the venetian hotel in las vegas and there was this venetian woman
06:34And it was like oh my god, she was beautiful
06:38And and I was you know first kissing her and the next take I was I was fondling her and the next take
06:43She was fondling me and and at one point I thought i'm just gonna try to make the writers laugh because now it's take 16
06:52And um well, I started copulating this statue. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and yeah, and it's won you an emmy no
07:04Note to self when in doubt copulate
07:08So I and it was like an interesting thing because I just wanted to make them laugh and that's the take they used
07:15I didn't I didn't realize they were gonna use it at the end didn't realize yeah
07:19Yeah
07:21They kind of ignore these moves
07:25Listen let's get started kim kardashian and sarah paulson are together in the new legal drama series all's fair
07:32It starts here on the 4th of november on
07:35Disney plus and now there's a lot of excitement about this the trailer was the most watched trailer on hulu of all time
07:42200 million views ladies and gentlemen
07:51Let's add to those numbers by uh watching a bit of the trailer now
07:56Boy do I love coming here walking down that hallway shaped like a clown cervix
08:03beef curtains
08:04Black may west as much as I'd love to continue to exchange pleasant cocktail pleasantries
08:10There is a war to be one
08:16God I love my job
08:20I tell my clients every day
08:23You never really know a person
08:26It's just a trap guess who's here with me right now
08:30Jay say bye-bye to your future ex-wife
08:33Bye-bye see you in court you poor discarded
08:36Let's light her on fire
08:40This is showtime lady
08:45Love and war
08:47Before you comment on my new appearance please know that this look is mine nothing more than next halloween's costume where I will be dressing as a whore lawyer
08:56This is written and directed by ryan murphy who you've both worked with before
09:10Sarah you worked with him so much so many times he's like the only person who continues to hire
09:14So let's get into it uh it's an all-female law firm uh who do you play kim?
09:21I play alora grant and um we used to work at the same firm but we leave her which behind which is what turns very bitter
09:30And um it's me niecy nash and naomi watts with our mentor glenn close
09:35Yes, and we start our own all-female led family law divorce firm
09:40Yeah, and you're dealing with your own divorce and yes, I get yes
09:44And is that way so you end up being kind of arch enemies?
09:48Well, I was left behind they started their own firm we were sort of growing up together
09:52I go out on my own after they don't take me and then I make my life's work about uh
09:58Murdering them basically
10:00Okay, okay fair enough
10:02And uh now here's the thing kim obviously you are so you know seasoned as a tv performer
10:08You know the queen of reality television but this is
10:11Different you know stepping into the acting thing so what were the kind of do's and don'ts?
10:15What were the things that people told you about before you started this?
10:19I mean working with a cast like this and this is my first big
10:23Project on my own I wanted to just make sure that I was really prepared
10:27I wanted to make sure that I if I what if what I can control is
10:31Making sure I absolutely knew my lines was on time super professional. I just wanted to every day
10:46She was on kim time
10:48I was like you know jesus i'm kidding
10:51I mean i've just had the best time the best it's just you have no idea what working with these women is like it's like
10:58Summer camp
10:59All day long
11:00It looks it looks like it strikes me that you know compared to a lot of the other things in your life this must be so fun
11:05We've seen those pictures of you guys all the cast in paris just having such a love that's your birthday isn't it?
11:10Yes
11:11Yes
11:11Yes
11:12Was it before production you had the slumber party at your mom's house?
11:15It was during production I
11:17Had never seen fatal attraction
11:19Can you believe this?
11:20So working with glenn if that's like a must
11:23Young it's young
11:24So we had a slumber party at my mom's house and all watched it
11:28Is that you at the slumber?
11:29No that's you
11:30This was actually
11:30That was at ryan's our first dinner
11:32Of course that statue this is ryan murphy's house
11:34There's the statue you were copulating
11:35What's the left of it?
11:42And so you all sat there with glenn close watching her film
11:45Yeah, we got her her favorite um
11:47Oreo cookie shake oreo cookie shakes from what's that place?
11:50Uh, it was a dairy queen
11:52Yeah, and um and lots of martinis
11:55Yeah, oh nice
11:56I can tell from the picture
11:59And was glenn relaxed about you all just watching her film?
12:03Well, first of all she was a little drunk
12:05Yeah
12:06You can say very drunk
12:07Very very drunk
12:08We were all very drunk
12:09Yeah
12:10And hearing her commentary about everything that was going on was so fascinating
12:15And it was so funny
12:18Like it was crazy
12:18Yeah, she was like talking about needing to like drink a pitcher of margaritas during this one sex scene in the elevator
12:23Yeah
12:24And she said that there was like a pitcher of margaritas on the bottom of the elevator floor
12:27And like every time they cut she would drink one because it was you know that very
12:32Yes
12:33Scene where there's a lot of things happening
12:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
12:36Nicely described
12:38Thank you
12:39Including hand gestures
12:40You can tell that like I have a lot of action, right?
12:42Yeah, a lot of things happening
12:43And the good thing I suppose Kim is that you're not going to be intimidated by all of these famous actors
12:48Because you grew up around family like I remember right was Madonna your neighbor?
12:53She was I would walk her dog when I was eight years old
12:56I would walk her dog and she paid me in remember those like jelly rubber neon bracelets
13:02Oh, yeah
13:02She paid me in those
13:04She's so cheap
13:07She handed them to me in a shoe box and I went to
13:10She's a moron child
13:11Here, take these
13:12I remember going to school wearing them and all my friends were like oh my god, that's so cool
13:18Where did you get that?
13:19And I was like Madonna gave it to me
13:21She's like do you still have the bracelets and I was like no, I don't know what I did with them
13:36She was like that's like you lost the coolest thing in the world
13:39And I was like how could I have given away Madonna's bracelets?
13:43I wish I still had them
13:45I like that. She's annoyed
13:47You gave them away to a child who was walking your dog for free
13:53How precious were they?
13:57I'm talking Madonna, famously Madonna also played Evita
14:01Did she rock up to see you?
14:03No
14:05She's cheap, she's not supportive
14:09I love that film, um, no
14:11But Elaine Page who originated the role out here came twice which was amazing
14:15And then she came again. Did you know she was there?
14:17No
14:17Oh god
14:18I prefer not to
14:19No, of course
14:20It's terrifying
14:20Then you got a letter, you got a lovely letter
14:22I got a lovely letter from Dame Judi Dench
14:24Whoa
14:25Which was
14:27Good noise everyone
14:29Again
14:29No, it was
14:30That's Judi Dench
14:31Yeah
14:31And um
14:32I came into my dressing room and there was this
14:35Letter on blue paper sitting on my dressing room table
14:37And I didn't
14:38I completely like skipped the letterhead
14:40I just was reading what it said
14:42And it was so complimentary, so sweet and wonderful
14:45I couldn't really read the, um, signature
14:48And then I turned to look at the letterhead and it says
14:49From the desk of Dame Judi Dench
14:51And I freaked out it is now in a double-sided frame
14:54That's correct
14:54See, watch and learn
14:56Yeah, see
14:57That's where my Julie bracelets would have been
15:02But cut to Dame Judi Dench
15:03In the theater
15:04She opens up a basket and goes
15:06Eh, not that
15:08Let's get her this one
15:10Man
15:10She made it seem so personal
15:13I would still take it
15:14I would still take it
15:15I'd take a napkin that she like wiped her mouth after eating a hot dog
15:18Yes
15:19I'd take it
15:20Yeah, absolutely
15:21That would be valuable
15:22Sorry
15:22That would be valuable
15:23That's true
15:24It happens often
15:25Like a mustardy sauerkraut
15:26I would just take it and
15:27Mmm
15:28Yeah
15:29I'd put it in a Lucite box
15:31That's what I'm saying
15:32Let's continue
15:32Let's throw others out
15:35In all's fair, obviously, we're saying it's a legal drama
15:37And Kim, you are trading
15:39Where are you in there?
15:40You're very nearly qualified, aren't you?
15:42Um, yes
15:42I took the bar exam in July
15:46And I get it
15:47I get the results a few days after our premiere
15:49So in two weeks
15:50Oh my god
15:51Oh, why around?
15:51Please pray for me
15:53I worked really, really through
15:55Why did it take so long?
15:56I don't know
15:58It's hand-graded
15:59Yeah
16:00Okay
16:00Yeah
16:01The essays are hand-graded
16:02Was this something that you just always wanted to do
16:04Or are you going to actually practice law?
16:06I hope to practice law
16:07Maybe in like 10 years
16:09I'll give up being Kim K and be a lawyer
16:11Like a trial lawyer
16:12Amazing
16:13Yeah
16:13That's like my
16:14Kim, Kim
16:15Don't wear this
16:16Unless you want to distract the jury
16:20Yes, it could be my strategy
16:22Yeah, it could be
16:24Yeah
16:24Um, because
16:25And obviously law is in your blood
16:27Your father, Robert Kardashian
16:29He was famously part of the team that defended OJ Simpson
16:32How old were you when that was happening?
16:34I was 14
16:35Oh, so you do remember it?
16:36Yeah, I do remember
16:37I went to the trial once to visit
16:39Because my dad was like
16:40This is a piece of history
16:41I want you guys to witness it
16:43And my mom was Nicole's best friend
16:45So we were at my dad's that week
16:47And so my mom and my stepdad are sitting with the Brown family on this side
16:51And then my dad pulls us in
16:53And we had no idea my mom was going to be there
16:55And we're skipping school for this
16:57Oh, my dad had no idea
16:58So we like look over
16:59And my mom is like
17:00Girls, you know, trying to get our attention in the middle of the trial
17:03And we're like, do not look at mom
17:06She's like, get out of here
17:08I was like, well, it's dad's time
17:10You know, like
17:11We're with him
17:12So, yeah
17:13And famously then, Sarah, you played Marcia Clark
17:17Yes, I did
17:17In the People vs OJ
17:19So, did you discuss the trial at all while you were working together?
17:23No, not enough, actually
17:24Not enough
17:25We touched on a few things
17:27A few, like, tea stuff that we really wanted to get us
17:31I mean, it's such a weird thing to connect you to
17:35Yeah, it is, actually
17:36It really is
17:38It's really interesting
17:38Because this was like a really big part of our lives
17:41I mean, they portrayed me and my sisters in the show as well
17:45So, it was interesting to see that
17:47And I was so
17:48I mean, like, Marcia Clark would call the house
17:50And talk to my mom
17:51And I would answer the phone
17:52So, like, I've been
17:54I was so in it
17:55How did I do?
17:55Was I okay?
17:57I'm interested
17:58So, was it your father's fame
18:01That kind of made the Kardashians interesting?
18:04Because I know you worked with Paris Hilton and things
18:06What was the thing that kind of sparked the
18:09Maybe a combination
18:10But a lot of, like, my stepdad
18:12And he was, like, you know, doing reality shows
18:16And he was kind of out there in the spotlight a lot
18:19So, I think it was just the combination
18:21Of all those things
18:21Of all of those things
18:23And hanging out with Paris
18:24And being a part of that life
18:27And also just being really good at it
18:29And then, well, and then they asked us to shoot a pilot
18:32We had no idea what it would really turn into
18:34And then a show fell through that they were doing on the E! Network
18:37And they were like, can you start filming next week
18:39And film a whole series
18:41And so we just kind of got thrown into it
18:43And it lasted 20 years
18:44So, yeah, it's our...
18:45It's our 37th season filming a reality show
18:51Is that a record?
18:52That must be a record
18:53Well, I mean, we switched networks
18:55So we did 20 seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians
18:5810 seasons of spin-offs
18:59And now this is season seven of The Kardashians
19:02Wow
19:03Spill the tea
19:03Did you recreate scenes?
19:04No
19:05Never?
19:05No
19:06We didn't have to
19:08Every time we were filming
19:10Sometimes at the end of the season
19:11We were like
19:12Every time we were filming, we'd fight
19:13Okay, we're going to be so boring
19:15We filmed every crazy thing that's possibly happened to us
19:18What could we possibly film next?
19:20And then, like, my stepdad will turn into a woman
19:23And it'll be like
19:24Oh, we have like two more seasons
19:26So relatable
19:36But also, we must congratulate you on the success of Skim
19:39Yes
19:40Yes, yes
19:43Because so, you know, you have an underwear line
19:46And you think, well, that's nice
19:47What is it valued at?
19:48Something like four billion dollars?
19:51I mean, that is nuts
19:52And you are properly involved
19:56Yes, yes
19:57I do everything from all the design to pick out all the campaigns
20:02I
20:03I do everything that's what, like, that's my daily job
20:05When we were watching, uh, Fatal Attraction
20:07The thing that Kim was doing was snapping pictures of the lingerie
20:11That Glenn was wearing
20:12Wow
20:12Because she was thinking about Skim's ideas and things
20:15So it's like, it all comes from that
20:17The idea of that crazy horse the other night
20:19Crazy horse, we went to the crazy horse the other night
20:21And
20:21But also, it's that thing where you
20:23You just have that knack of marketing
20:26Where you come up with something that someone else might have thought of
20:29And got it
20:29Well, no, I'm not going to do that
20:30But you go, no, I will
20:31And then it just takes over the world
20:34Like the face, what is it called?
20:36The thing, the face, is it a face wrap?
20:37The face shapewear
20:38Face shapewear
20:39Yes, we all need a little double chin snatch
20:42So, don't say that again
20:44Oh, we don't
20:49No, no, we don't
20:55Mine would come up and cover my lips
20:59And is this your idea?
21:00It was
21:01And you wear it at night?
21:03All day, Graham
21:04Anytime, anytime
21:05Okay
21:06But yeah, I mean
21:07I just, uh, I figured
21:10A lot of women, they use shapewear for other body parts to hold it up
21:14Why wouldn't you want to hold up your face?
21:16No, it's so, I mean, hello
21:18Hello
21:19Patient zero
21:25And this, there was some controversy with your thong
21:29And was it, what was it called?
21:30The ultimate, the ultimate bush
21:32The ultimate bush
21:33The ultimate bush
21:33And so we've got
21:34So many different colours
21:36There's a selection
21:37This is like a chocolate box
21:38A chocolate box
21:40It's awesome
21:41Don't ever say chocolate box again
21:42Don't say chocolate box again
21:45Chocolate box
21:46Don't say that
21:47Why don't you not say chocolate box again?
21:48Yeah
21:49I'm just gonna
21:50No
21:51We did a lot like
21:52Does the carpet match the drapes campaign?
21:55Who's this?
21:56Look, is that a yeti?
21:57That's like a clear one
21:58Yeah, yeah
22:00A mature platinum blonde
22:02Glenglose
22:02I'm sure
22:05I recognize that
22:06I've got her reaction to that
22:07Yep
22:07Get into her
22:08How the hell did this idea come up?
22:10I love it
22:10I did a photo shoot once
22:13And they wanted me to
22:15It was like a crazy shoot
22:17And they wanted me to have hair
22:18In my pantyhose
22:21And so then like just to look very like 70s
22:25Like a 70s bush
22:26And I just thought
22:28How do you get this?
22:29Like do we cut
22:30Do we cut like our hair extensions?
22:33You're old yet, Brian?
22:34Oh, what?
22:39Wow
22:41How do you get your 70s bush?
22:43And so we just like cut hair extensions
22:46and put it in
22:47We're like
22:52But again
22:53We're kind of
22:54We're laughing at it
22:55But at the same time
22:56It's sold out
22:57It's awesome
22:58Sold out
22:58In 15 minutes
22:59I'm wearing one right now
23:02Thanks, let's give an applause
23:04Let's see
23:04Let's see
23:05I thought I heard something.
23:09Oh, nice rustling.
23:13What's that sound? It's my bush.
23:17My ultimate bush.
23:19What's the next big idea? What's the next thing?
23:22We're going from Merkin's to Skims Beauty.
23:26Oh! Exciting!
23:28We're launching all makeup and fragrance and, yeah,
23:33starting with fragrance then into beauty and amazing body products
23:38and really fun Skims Beauty.
23:41I told you, an impressive person.
23:43The unstoppable Kim Kardashian girl.
23:45So impressive, it really is.
23:49All right, let's move on to Rachel Zegler.
23:52Talk of the town this summer in the sold-out run
23:55of Evita at the London Palladium.
23:57Now, the cast album, if you didn't see it, you can hear it
24:00because the cast album is out and now.
24:03Yes!
24:08So, we were talking about saying,
24:09so you're doing your eight shows a week,
24:11you're stepping up, you're being Miss West End,
24:13but you're recording this at the same time?
24:15Yes, in a very amazing way that allows people
24:19who listen to it to hear it the way that it was performed.
24:21It was recorded live at the Palladium, which is amazing.
24:24They recorded the whole show over the course of like eight
24:26or nine of them and then when we came in for like,
24:28you know, what we would call pick-ups,
24:30where we would just, you know, refine certain things.
24:32It was all on stage at the theatre.
24:34Oh, wow.
24:35With the mics that we were using every night
24:37and the finished product, I'm very, very proud.
24:39I think it's so fantastic.
24:41Well, listen, let's just remind ourselves
24:43of Rachel's amazing performance.
24:45Oh, God. Yes.
24:47I'm their saviour
24:54That's what they call me
24:56So, Lord, it will call me
24:58Anything goes
25:00To make me fantastic
25:02I have to be able
25:06Oh!
25:07So good.
25:09Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
25:12Thank you, thank you, thank you.
25:14Thank you, thank you.
25:16I was at opening night.
25:18I was at opening night with Pedro Pascal
25:20and, yeah, there we are.
25:22My angel.
25:23My mom and dad.
25:24Mom and dad.
25:26Am I really old enough to be your mother?
25:28No.
25:29No.
25:30No.
25:31And even if you were, no.
25:33That's really odd.
25:35One second.
25:40I was at opening night.
25:41It was one of the more extraordinary things I've ever seen.
25:43I know.
25:44Amazing.
25:45I saw it.
25:46I saw it later.
25:47Yeah.
25:48That's ridiculous.
25:49And you and Pedro went to see you?
25:51We went to see you and we waited a very long time for you and you never came out.
25:56I'm so sorry.
25:57But I think it was because, you know...
25:59It was press night.
26:00It was press night.
26:01It was press night.
26:02It was press night.
26:03I remember Pedro and I being like, we've never been two bigger losers than we are right now.
26:07Never, never, never, never.
26:08And we had been like weeping and screaming and jumping up and I was like...
26:10And I could see you the whole time.
26:12You could?
26:13Oh, yeah.
26:14It was the most, I think, extraordinary performance I've seen on stage.
26:18I'm so glad I saw it.
26:19It was really remarkable.
26:21It was like...
26:22Thank you so much.
26:23Did you see it?
26:24No.
26:25Oh, my God.
26:26And tell me this, you know, you as a little girl, I think you wanted to play Evita.
26:31But you can't even in your mind ever imagined it being like this.
26:35Not at all.
26:36I thought I will do it in my community theatre and that will be enough.
26:39And then I did it for...
26:40Do it now in the community.
26:41I would love to do that.
26:42I'd go back in a heartbeat.
26:44It'd be so fun.
26:45I never could have imagined it would be in this format with these amazing people.
26:49Some of them are in the audience tonight.
26:50Really?
26:51Aw.
26:52Where are you guys?
26:53Hey!
26:58I love them so much.
26:59Yeah.
27:00So...
27:01It was amazing.
27:02And the other thing, so everyone in the theatre loved it.
27:06But then there was this moment that everyone was talking about.
27:09Where people outside the theatre get to love you too.
27:13So we've got to look at it before we see that.
27:15Yeah.
27:16So describe...
27:17I mean, you don't know.
27:18So describe to Kim what happened.
27:19Absolutely.
27:20It's essentially...
27:21Intermission happens.
27:22With this act two, yeah.
27:23Yeah.
27:24And during the intermission I'm getting into what the public knows as Evita
27:27with the blonde wig and the big white dress.
27:29And a camera at the top of act two would follow me outside to the balcony of the Palladium
27:34and stream into the theatre so that the theatre goers could see.
27:38There's Rachel up there.
27:39Wow.
27:40Yeah.
27:41There's little tiny me.
27:42Wow.
27:43And so did you know that it was going to turn into this huge withdrawal?
27:46Not at all.
27:47Because when we were doing tech for it, one or two people would kind of stop and be like,
27:51oh, looks like the girl from Snow White.
27:53Ching!
27:54And walk away.
27:55And then all of a sudden it was like TikTok viral the next day.
27:58And then by the end of the run we had 130,000 people that had come over the course of 12 weeks.
28:04Because they couldn't get a ticket.
28:05Wow.
28:06Yeah.
28:07They couldn't get a ticket and they knew exactly what time she was going to be out.
28:09When to come see me.
28:10Yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:11Fantastic.
28:12It was amazing.
28:13We've got a clip.
28:14This is what someone just shot from the street.
28:15Oh, no.
28:16And I don't know why this, I find this so moving.
28:19This is just, this is Rachel singing her heart out in Argyle Street and just listen to the crowd.
28:25All you have to do is look out to me tomorrow.
28:30Wyatt's so quiet.
28:31It's a pin drop.
28:32Yeah.
28:33It's true.
28:44You're there.
28:46So, baby.
28:47This is last time.
28:48Is this the last time?
28:49You are in tears.
28:50You're in tears.
28:51I know.
28:52Here goes the big movement.
28:54You love it.
28:58So good.
29:01I love it.
29:09Also in the audience one night was your mentor, the man who kind of shot you to fame, West Side Story, Steven Spielberg rocked up.
29:16There he is.
29:18She did see him, Sarah.
29:20Yeah, clearly. He didn't wait for an hour and a half that time.
29:23I'm so sorry.
29:25And that's what happens when you come two weeks before you close.
29:29He's the best. I can't. It was one of those really weird out-of-body experiences where I was performing on stage and I could just see his silhouette perfectly.
29:38And it was like I was 17 again.
29:40You didn't know he was going to be there?
29:41I knew he was coming. I didn't know when.
29:43And I felt like I was 17 auditioning for West Side Story again being like, I hope he likes me. I really hope he likes me.
29:48And I think he did.
29:49Yeah.
29:50I think everyone did.
29:51I hope he did.
29:52Because actually, Brian, you've worked with Spielberg, haven't you?
29:54Yes, I did Saving Private Ryan.
29:57But just a small role, I played a one-armed colonel.
30:01There you are.
30:02Oh.
30:03Oh, good. Look at him.
30:04And so when they shot me.
30:06As described, I think you'll find.
30:09Funny.
30:10Laughing at the handicapped.
30:14You tell them, Brian.
30:16I tell them.
30:17Doing that shot, my arm was actually on my bum.
30:22Holding my bum, as it is.
30:24And so I thought, well, how would a guy like that operate in life?
30:29And I thought, okay, I'm going to figure out how to have a little demitasse cup and a glass.
30:35And I'm reading that note down here.
30:37And I'm stirring this.
30:38Tap, tap.
30:39Put the spoon on the saucer.
30:41Put the saucer down.
30:42Turn the page.
30:44You know?
30:45And so I was really excited.
30:46I worked on this for like a week.
30:47Because I wasn't working on it.
30:49And Stephen comes in.
30:50And I go, Stephen, I want to show you something.
30:52And I showed him the whole thing.
30:54And I go, you know, I'm reading the report.
30:56You know, I got the thing.
30:57I stir my coffee.
30:58Tap, tap.
30:59Put the spoon on the demitasse.
31:00Put it down.
31:01Turn the page.
31:02And he goes, yeah, good.
31:04We're not going to do that.
31:05That's so weird.
31:08Here's something.
31:10I like the way you look like you still remember how to do it.
31:12I was like, yeah.
31:13I was working on it for so long.
31:15I'm really damned if you could do it somewhere.
31:16Yeah.
31:17I know.
31:18Actually, I'm realizing a lot of it.
31:19You also worked with Stephen Spielberg.
31:20Yes, I did.
31:21And The Post.
31:22The Post.
31:23I played Tom Hanks' wife.
31:24Oh, there you are.
31:25Incredible.
31:26And then you were directing and you asked him for advice.
31:32Yeah, I was going to direct an episode.
31:34I did direct an episode of American Horror Story.
31:36And...
31:39And it was the hardest thing I ever did in my life
31:43and the scariest thing I've ever done and kind of very confronting
31:45because I realized I'm really like a glass half-empty kind of person
31:48and that's really not the spirit that you want when the person is directing.
31:52But he did give me great advice which he said to change your shoes at lunch.
31:55Huh?
31:56Okay.
31:57With someone else?
31:58No.
31:59Like, go and bring a second pair of shoes so that you're like...
32:02Because your feet get tired.
32:03Yeah.
32:04You know, while you actors are off in your trailers.
32:05Oh, look at how it is now.
32:06You see what I mean?
32:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
32:08We're over here just really working.
32:09But you were acting in the show that you were also directing.
32:11I was, yes.
32:12That's crazy.
32:13How did that work?
32:14That was not great.
32:15No?
32:16That was hard.
32:17So many shoes.
32:18So many shoes.
32:19I needed my shoes, my character shoes, my Steven Spielberg directing shoes.
32:23Yeah.
32:24Was your director self complimentary to your actor self?
32:26No.
32:27She thought I was terrible.
32:29Oh, very quickly.
32:31Lots of rumours flying around.
32:34Will America get to see your Evita?
32:37Are you going to Broadway?
32:38It's not up to me.
32:39I would love to.
32:40Who's it up to?
32:41I don't know.
32:42God?
32:43Like...
32:44So you say yes.
32:45Dude, I need you to make this happen.
32:47Yeah.
32:48So if it doesn't happen, it's not you.
32:49Yeah, I'm in.
32:50I want to do it so badly because I am a New Yorker.
32:53I want to bring this thing that I love so much to my home.
32:57And in your head, do you know what theatre you'd like to be in with a nice balcony?
33:00It would be so cool to just have something that had like a plaza across the street
33:05so that we don't have to stop traffic.
33:08Yes.
33:09In New York, especially in the theatre district in Times Square.
33:11Oh, well, I so hope it happens for everyone over there.
33:14Thank you so much.
33:15Rachel Zegler.
33:18Seven a week.
33:19Seven.
33:20Seven a week.
33:21I have more good news for theatre lovers.
33:24Bryan Cranston is returning to London's West End.
33:27They're cool.
33:28They're excited.
33:30He stars in Arthur Miller's All My Sons.
33:33It starts at Wyndham's Theatre on the 14th of November.
33:37And this is obviously the Arthur Miller classic, directed by the great Ivo van Hove.
33:42And he's one of those people, he's a bit like Jamie Lloyd.
33:44He takes these kind of pieces you think you know, and then he shakes them up.
33:48So is there a big idea behind this production?
33:50There are several big ideas behind it.
33:53I'm not at liberty to reveal what that is.
33:56But you always are surprised with Ivo's productions.
34:01You know, we did network together and it was, you know, jarring and fascinating.
34:08And we're having fun.
34:09It's a great cast and it's a beautiful play.
34:12Arthur Miller wrote this in the late 1940s right after World War II.
34:16And it's about betrayal and family and ideology and, you know, death and family.
34:25It's a comedy!
34:27And also the other thing apparently you like British audiences.
34:32I do.
34:33Very much.
34:34Have you worked here before?
34:38Oh my god.
34:39What's the difference?
34:41Well, first of all, we're in a country that actually truly values art and theatre of all kinds and supports it.
34:49Yeah.
34:50In America, it's commercialized.
34:52Yeah.
34:53That's what it is.
34:54It really is commercialized.
34:55In America, at the end of a play, it could be a terrible play.
34:59Yeah.
35:00And everybody, oh!
35:01Whoa!
35:02Oh my god!
35:04And I'm sitting there going, oh my god, this play was awful!
35:08And I feel compelled now to stand up.
35:11In Britain, they do not stand.
35:14If they don't like it.
35:15And they will give you a polite applause to the level of their appreciation of the show.
35:21And as performers, I appreciate that.
35:25Don't stand up out of obligation.
35:28If something we did on stage compels you to stand and cheer, fantastic.
35:34But if it doesn't, don't.
35:36I like the lazy British audience where they don't give you a standing ovation, they do the high clap.
35:41They really are like, I would stand, but fuck that.
35:45You get the idea.
35:47I really liked it.
35:48Yeah.
35:49Good.
35:50See?
35:51Oh!
35:52Oh!
35:53Oh!
35:54Oh!
35:55Oh!
35:56Oh!
35:57Oh!
35:58Oh!
35:59Oh!
36:00Oh!
36:01Oh!
36:02Oh!
36:03Oh!
36:04Oh!
36:05Oh!
36:06Oh!
36:07Oh, my experience.
36:08I did a play in New York.
36:09And I had completely agree with the pity stand that happens.
36:12Where it's like, they're just...
36:13Yeah, they're just...
36:14It's just so...
36:15They're standing because it's over.
36:16And, you know, and it's lovely and it feels lovely, but not unless you feel like you've
36:21really, really earned it.
36:22And I was...
36:23We were very fortunate on it.
36:24No, but I've never said...
36:25Avita, you turned people into Americans.
36:28because the standing ovation went on for so long.
36:32Yeah, I saw Pedro stand after Rainbow High.
36:35No, in the middle of Rainbow High.
36:37I was like, sit down.
36:38I was like, Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of my friends.
36:42And then you refused to see them backstage.
36:44Yes, exactly.
36:45I did refuse.
36:46You were like, I will not.
36:48No.
36:49I see them back now.
36:50Pedro who?
36:51Let them sit.
36:53Steven Spielberg, bring them on.
36:54Bring them on.
36:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
36:57I'm interested, listening to these guys talking about being on stage
37:01and kind of, you know, the highs and lows and the rewards of that,
37:03any desire?
37:04Sounds terrifying.
37:05OK.
37:06Nothing scares you.
37:06That means you'll do it.
37:07Nothing's going to do it.
37:09Well, then now I need it to happen.
37:10OK, now you got it.
37:11Now we got to get it.
37:12And I also am like, I know what I would not be good at.
37:15So I'm...
37:17You don't know.
37:17You don't know anything.
37:20You know nothing.
37:22But you think it would scare you.
37:24Yeah, absolutely.
37:24Nothing scares her.
37:25So this is very interesting information.
37:28Yeah, I just...
37:28You don't get nervous.
37:30And I don't think I would get nervous.
37:32I just don't have the desire because I don't think I would be that good at it.
37:37So I don't...
37:38It terrifies me.
37:39The rest of the guys now see it as a challenge.
37:41They're in here writing a play for you right now.
37:43Yes, that's what we're doing.
37:45All four of us.
37:46Do you sing?
37:47No.
37:48OK, and there's another thing.
37:49Yeah.
37:50Two things now.
37:51Two things we've got.
37:52Is she going to sing?
37:52She's going to star in a Broadway play?
37:54I cannot wait.
37:55I'll be in the front row like, yes!
37:57Kimberly.
37:58And Brian, very happy news because, this is extraordinary, 20 years on,
38:04Malcolm in the Middle is coming back.
38:06Oh, yeah, I am.
38:09Is Jane coming back?
38:10Yeah, Jane's coming back.
38:12Oh, my God!
38:14Have you filmed it already?
38:15Yeah, we shot it already in Vancouver.
38:18We had a great time.
38:19I've been badgering Linwood Boomer, who was the creator of the show,
38:23for about 10 years to say, we should do a reunion show.
38:26We should do a reunion show.
38:27And finally, he relented and came up with a great idea.
38:31And we got everybody together.
38:32What's so interesting is that Frankie and Chris and all the boys 25 years ago,
38:39when we first started this show, are now the age that I was when I started the show.
38:44That's wild.
38:45They have children of their own.
38:47So, I think it's interesting to see what happens.
38:50And is it a one-off or a series?
38:52No, we have four episodes that are coming on Disney+.
38:54Oh, my God.
38:55And, yeah, so it's coming on sometime next year.
38:58And does the dad end up in the same situation as he always did?
39:02Oh, God.
39:04You know, Graham, I need a new agent.
39:07Because for some reason, they have this older guy, always naked.
39:15I don't know.
39:17It's like, for some reason, I'm in tighty-whitey underwear, or I'm naked.
39:21I mean, it's like, why?
39:24I'm the butt of your joke.
39:26Stop it.
39:28But here's the thing.
39:29It does sort of run in the Cranston family, the not liking clothes thing.
39:34Oh.
39:35Tell us about your Uncle Bob.
39:36Oh.
39:38Well, Bob is indeed my uncle.
39:40Yeah.
39:40We should say late, late Uncle.
39:51Oh.
39:52He's my late Uncle.
39:52Late Uncle.
39:53He's passed on, but he was a nudist.
39:57Oh.
39:58Yeah.
39:59Uncle Bob was a nudist.
40:01And...
40:01That's the first line of a play.
40:05And, you know, he was in his 90s when he passed away, and he was...
40:09Still naked.
40:10Still naked!
40:11And I used to go visit him, of course, in Florida, where all nudist colonies are.
40:17Listen, I was born in Florida, and you've never seen me naked.
40:24You paused for a second.
40:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.
40:28What do you think?
40:30Not all nudists come from Florida.
40:31I think I sent the producers a photograph or two.
40:34Oh, wait a minute.
40:35Oh, no.
40:36Is this really a picture of your Uncle Bob?
40:37This is my real Uncle Bob in a...
40:40I think I sent it somewhere.
40:42You did.
40:42This is the picture of Uncle Bob.
40:44No!
40:47No, I can only apologize.
40:48I...
40:49I mean...
40:50I see the resemblance.
40:55I'm sorry.
40:57I mean...
40:58Rachel said, I see the resemblance.
41:00I see the resemblance.
41:01Yeah.
41:01How dare you.
41:03I'm sorry.
41:03It was right there.
41:04It's not only Bob.
41:05It's bits and bobs, isn't it?
41:07I know.
41:07So...
41:08It's just...
41:10Of all the things you've chosen to wear, you went with a hat.
41:13It's a hat.
41:14Well, he wasn't protecting from the sun.
41:17And I...
41:18He wanted to go to the lake there, and I go visit him.
41:22And I...
41:23He said, I'll bring a chair for you.
41:25And I said, look, Bob, I'm not going to go naked.
41:27I'm just not going to do that.
41:28Or sit on the chair.
41:29And he brought a chair.
41:32He said, take that chair.
41:33And I brought the chair, and he decided...
41:35I thought we were going to sit side by side, look at it.
41:37No.
41:38No, he comes around, and the chair I had sat about this level.
41:45I was like...
41:46I'm like...
41:48I can't.
41:49I can't.
41:55Very good.
41:56At right, it's time for music.
41:58This British rap artist is a Mercury Prize, Ivor Novello, and Brit Award winner.
42:03Her sixth studio album, Lotus, is out now.
42:06And here performing the latest single, Lion, featuring Obong JR, is Little Sims.
42:12I bet you've never seen a young black woman so fly.
42:25Simpson Mars arrived with the heart of a lion, my Nigerian pride.
42:30Everybody scatta, scatta.
42:32They say that the task force is waiting for me outside.
42:34Outside.
42:35Yo, listen, is you really down for the ride?
42:37If I get cuffed, I dedicate my life.
42:40Gunfire, ratatata.
42:42If it gets the kicking off, will you go there, ma?
42:44Will you go there, ma?
42:45Side, give me stainless gold.
42:46Think it's the time to finally take my throne.
42:49Forget that lame, true, I made my own.
42:51Got the power in me, not afraid no more.
42:53See, is the world gonna keep up?
42:55It's clear to see they can't do what she does.
42:58Come on, follow the leader.
43:00Can't deny that you forgive until you free a speaker.
43:03Ooh, don't break your neck.
43:05Looking for something like this.
43:07And you will never find something like this.
43:10The way I slow down, I'm gonna go give me life sentence.
43:13Ooh, don't break your neck.
43:15Hey.
43:16Oh, man.
43:18Don't break your neck.
43:20Looking for something like this.
43:22And you will never find something like this.
43:24You need to understand, I'm Lauren in a prime when you see me.
43:27The rats when we see the lock stems swinging.
43:30I roll up in this thing looking at the TT.
43:32Better kiss the ring when you see me.
43:34I ain't even scraped the surface from the power that's within me.
43:37Couldn't get here without us putting up a good fight.
43:39It's here is never what it seems.
43:41Look at them like, what do you mean?
43:42We just had a dream and a push-by.
43:44My mama said that it will happen in good time.
43:46And I was struggling to run it on my last legs.
43:49I said I never quit until I take my loss.
43:51Yo, I was down on my lot.
43:53Pass him.
43:54And I was champagne reception smart.
43:56Out of my hands.
43:57It's God's plan.
43:58And with these blessings, I try to bless who I can.
44:00Ooh.
44:01Don't break your neck.
44:03Looking for something like this.
44:05Said you will never find something like this.
44:07The way I look down and go give me life sentence.
44:10Ooh.
44:11Don't break your neck.
44:12Ooh.
44:13Don't break your neck.
44:14Ooh.
44:15Hey, huh.
44:16Don't break your neck.
44:17Huh.
44:18Looking for something like this.
44:19Ooh.
44:20Ooh.
44:21We don't care for what they say.
44:23That's my superpower.
44:24Say what?
44:25We don't care for what they say.
44:27That's my superpower.
44:29Say what?
44:30We don't care for what they say.
44:32That's my superpower.
44:34Hey.
44:35We don't care for what they say.
44:37That's my superpower.
44:39And again.
44:40We don't care for what they say, that's my superfavor
44:44We don't care for what, cause what's my superpower?
44:49We don't care for what they say, that's my superfavor
44:54We don't care for what they say, that's my superpower
44:59Whoa!
45:03Little Sims, everybody!
45:06And her band, Banjo!
45:09Thank you very much, come on over to Little Sims!
45:13How great was that?
45:15Thank you so, so much!
45:17Very nice to meet you!
45:19Nice to meet you!
45:20Come on over to him, thank you!
45:22Ryan, you're welcome!
45:24Nice to meet you, you're welcome!
45:26Little Sims, everybody!
45:28You're welcome!
45:29Lovely!
45:30Thank you so much, thank you, so do you, good to see you too!
45:34You're right, hello, you're right!
45:36Thank you, good to meet you!
45:38How is it?
45:39There you go, there's a glass of wine for you there!
45:42Are you meeting everyone for the first time?
45:44Um, yeah, I think we're meeting for the first time, meeting for the first time we met
45:49At the Met bar, yeah!
45:51Oh, nice!
45:52Yeah, a couple years back
45:53Did you have a mask on?
45:55Tie that thing right forward, tie it up and you're good to go!
45:58Yeah!
45:59Right for the, yeah!
46:01Yeah!
46:01Yeah!
46:02Yeah!
46:03Apparently it helps your neck too!
46:05Yeah!
46:07That was Lion and that is off the latest studio album, Lotus, how beautiful is that?
46:12Out now, everybody!
46:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:15And it sounds like this was such a labour of love, you know, you were working in a different
46:22way, it was hard!
46:25Yeah, it was tough!
46:25It was, um, I guess, born out of frustration and not trusting myself during the creative process,
46:34um, feeling a real loss of confidence in myself as a creative person, which I found really tough,
46:41like, I didn't, I didn't trust my ear and going to the studio to make stuff, um, just crippled with self-doubt,
46:46and so, Lotus for me symbolises like, um, you know, regardless of what you're going through,
46:52you can still rise above the muddy waters and become something extraordinary, so...
46:56That's a beautiful image, gorgeous of you!
46:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:03And that kind of, what's kind of amazing is that, that creative doubt, you know,
47:09because you've been doing this, as young as you are, you've been doing this for a long time,
47:13like, how, how, how, what, I mean, seriously, you were a child when you started rapping.
47:17Yeah, yeah, I was little. How old?
47:19I started when I was nine.
47:20Wow!
47:21Yeah.
47:22And you, you did your first, uh, headlining show at the O2.
47:26Yeah.
47:27Was that last Friday?
47:28Yeah.
47:28Oh, I mean, what an amazing gig.
47:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
47:33And it was starting the show, before you came on, you showed an adorable clip.
47:38I think, are you nine in this clip, or are you a bit older?
47:40Are you going to do it?
47:41LAUGHTER
47:42You showed it at the O2!
47:44I don't know what!
47:45No, this is so sweet.
47:47This is Very Little Sims.
47:49Oh, here we go.
47:50Oh!
47:52What's amazing is that there was a stage for a nine-year-old rapper.
48:18Like, where was that?
48:20Yeah, that was at, uh, a local competition in North London that, um, my sisters, I think my sister's in the audience today.
48:28So, um, yeah.
48:29There she is, yeah.
48:30My family, um, my family very supportive.
48:34And they would, they would enter me in, like, um, competitions and stuff when I was young.
48:40So that was one of them.
48:41Well, thank you so much, uh, Little Sims.
48:44It's great to finally have you on the show.
48:46We've wanted you forever.
48:47So, uh, give it up for that great performance.
48:50Little Sims, everyone!
48:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
48:53That's it for tonight.
48:56No time for red chairs, so please say thank you to the rest of my guests.
49:00Bryan Cranston!
49:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
49:03Rachel Zegler!
49:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
49:07Sarah Paulson!
49:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
49:10And Kim Kardashian!
49:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
49:14Join me next week for musical guests Mumford & Sonja and Hosier, comedian Chris McCausland,
49:19White Lotus star Amy Lou Wood, activist Malala Yousafzai, and double Oscar nominee Keira Knightley.
49:26I'll see you then. Good night, everybody. Bye-bye!
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