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00:00The End
00:14Probably wondering what I am doing in a prisoner of war camp dressed as a dancing girl.
00:22My breath will not last long enough for me to tell you,
00:25but suffice it to say, we are about to escape in a rubbish cart driven by Lieutenant Gruber,
00:31who is the one who fences me.
00:48It's here, chaps.
00:50It's here.
00:52Come on, Colonel. Eyes and teeth.
00:55The End
01:02I say, that would tell it good. They're shouting to do more.
01:06Now on course.
01:07Go into the cart.
01:17Psst, Baker.
01:18Come here. Crouch down.
01:20This is show business for you. One minute you are a star, the next you are on a rubbish heap.
01:36Keep digging, Von Smallhausen.
01:42Herr Flick! Herr Flick! We are broken through!
01:46Good. We will see where this tunnel is emerging.
01:49Please to be holding tight.
01:51This could be the dormitory of the nunnery.
01:52If your theory is correct, Von Smallhausen, the nuns have very large feet and a strange taste in pictures.
02:02If you are in the prisoner of war camp, we must return at once to Gestapo headquarters.
02:19Open the gate.
02:20You are wearing a rotten disguise.
02:21Go back to your hut, Englishman.
02:25And put an answer to the Flick of the Gestapo.
02:26And I am Hitler's Auntie Nellie.
02:27Von Smallhausen, the tunnel.
02:28And put an answer to the Flick of the Gestapo.
02:30And I am Hitler's Auntie Nellie.
02:31Von Smallhausen, the tunnel.
02:32And put an answer to the Flick of the Gestapo.
02:33And I am Hitler's Auntie Nellie.
02:34Von Smallhausen, the tunnel.
02:37a rotten disguise go back to your heart Englishman and I am Hitler's auntie Nelly
02:46one small house and the tunnel what are you playing at I regret to say that we
03:09have some mechanical malfunction we'll fix it
03:16it smells terribly near I am going to have to get out I have traced the fault there was a loose
03:32wire good start it again let's get cracking I'm still shaking for fear but it was a glorious episode
03:46we accomplished our mission and we got the airman back into the camp
03:49I see what's going on what are you chaps doing here
03:55what have you followed you you were supposed to stay behind at the camp
03:59oh well you should have said
04:02I did say I told you when you were getting dressed
04:05I had a lot of trouble with Fairfax's bra I probably wasn't listening
04:09what are they doing here there has been a cook up
04:14you are late von smallhausen my peasant servant forgot to wake me up did you shoot him
04:24I spoke to him sharply and told him to be more careful in future
04:30I sometimes wonder how you got into the Gestapo once smallhausen
04:34I think it was the limb
04:37I'm the sinister guy
04:40take this wireless and follow me
04:42it's very light Herr Flick
04:44it is the latest model
04:46bring also the batteries
04:48Mr. Hullick there
04:58get behind the bar
04:59polish the glasses
05:00yes my dad
05:01no look
05:02take this money
05:03go across the square
05:05and buy more gin
05:06your mother has drunk it all
05:08how shall I disguise myself
05:13you will not need a disguise
05:15just go as yourself
05:18a perfectly normal idiot
05:19now
05:22well eh
05:25I will take some food down to the cellar to the colonel
05:28he did
05:29do not give him our food
05:30tell him to get back to his office and leave us in peace
05:32how can he get back to his office
05:34when he is dressed as a girl from the Folly Begare
05:36why does he not borrow my coat and art
05:40because at the escape there is a curfew
05:41if he is found as a civilian he could be shot
05:44little McGruber will bring his uniform
05:46very well feed him
05:49oh René
05:56at last we are alone
06:03hold me tight
06:04oh René
06:07oh René
06:08it is so long
06:10it is so long since you held me like this
06:20oh just the feel of your strong body
06:23through my sitting blouse
06:25makes my knees tremble
06:27what a coincidence
06:29when are you going to tell your wife you are leaving her
06:36soon Yvette
06:38soon
06:38well why not this morning
06:41well it is very complicated Yvette
06:44you must remember that I have been shot dead
06:46and I am now posing as my own twin brother
06:48my Will left this cafe to Edith
06:51and so if I am going to get my hands back on it
06:53I am going to have to do it by marrying her again
06:56and then telling her that I am leaving her to marry you
06:58so you see
07:01this morning is not a good time
07:03oh tell me there is nobody else
07:07there is nobody else
07:08I feel better now
07:10oh Yvette
07:12dear sweet emotional child
07:15let me look at you
07:16oh you are crying
07:17in one eye
07:19I think it is a little bit of grit
07:22oh
07:23now keep very still
07:26and I will get it out
07:27I thought for a moment
07:39that you were perhaps still closed
07:41oh
07:42for the German army
07:44we never close
07:45particularly an hero
07:46of the Russian front
07:47oh
07:47I have here the uniform
07:49for the colonel
07:50he will be delighted
07:51he is in the cellar
07:52I will take it down to him
07:53oh Lieutenant Grover
07:55good morning
07:55the colonel will be pleased to see you
07:58Rene
07:59it is
08:00Michel wishes to speak with us in the back room
08:02do not move
08:09Michel what are you doing here in broad daylight
08:13I have bad news
08:14gather round
08:15I have very little time
08:17so listen very carefully
08:18I shall say this only once
08:19Maria did not escape with us
08:23we know that
08:24what happened to her
08:25we have information that in order to escape
08:28she broke into the postal room of the prisoner of war camp
08:31once there she disguised herself as a red cross parcel
08:35unfortunately she did not put on enough stamps
08:39so they sent her back to Switzerland
08:43all perfectly logical
08:50the poor child
08:53Rene
08:54we must light a candle for her
08:56oh of course
08:57for Maria
09:01we must advertise for a new girl
09:10I have more news
09:12we have information
09:13that Hitler is preparing to invade England
09:15we must be ready to carry out sabotage
09:18as soon as we receive the orders
09:19what about the airmen
09:20they will have to stay here
09:22this operation has absolute priority
09:24where are they now?
09:32London will be coming soon on the radio
09:33we must hurry
09:34hi, von Smallhausen
09:43London is due to transmit at any moment
09:46it's very heavy here, Fleek
09:48stop whinging, von Smallhausen
09:52what do you intend to do with this radio
09:55now that I have humped it onto the roof of the chateau?
09:58we will jam the broadcast from London
10:00and substitute one of our own
10:04oh, she sleeps
10:08she looks like a little angel
10:12she looks more like a dead moss
10:15we must wake her very gently
10:19mama
10:20mama
10:22mama
10:23wake up, you old bat
10:27oh, no, no, no
10:31you have awoken me from my dream
10:35you are callous and heartless, Renée
10:38she was smiling so beautifully
10:40was it a nice dream, mama?
10:43well, it was, er...
10:46vivid
10:47and a bit, er...
10:50naughty
10:51it is
10:52yeah, ready
10:53one, two, three
10:55oh, sorry, mama
10:58the radio
10:59oh, oh, oh, it's a flashing note
11:07it has broken my dream
11:12what are you doing in the bed of my mother?
11:20when I climbed through the dream poop
11:23in the prisoner of war comp
11:25I slopped and bunged my home
11:28your mother allowed me to lay on her bod
11:33so I could have a bit of wrist
11:36London is coming through on the radio
11:40shut up
11:41hello, hello
11:43this is Nighthawk
11:45come in, London
11:46over
11:46hello, Nighthawk
11:47London calling
11:49London calling
11:50I have them
11:51I will now jam the London transmitter
11:54and broadcast myself
11:55this is Nighthawk
11:58come in, London
11:59hello, Nighthawk
12:02we wish to send medals
12:04to all the members of the resistance
12:06please give me their names and addresses
12:09we do not know their names and addresses
12:13er, but send me the medals
12:14and I will pass them on
12:16where are the airmen?
12:18in the back room
12:20where is the back room?
12:22behind the front room
12:23he is asking a lot of questions
12:27give it to me
12:28are you sure you are in London?
12:31of course
12:32I am in Piccadilly Circus
12:34von Smallhausen
12:35the effects
12:36pepe, pepe
12:41read all about it
12:44violets
12:48lovely violets
12:50violets
12:52a flick, I am falling off the roof
12:55aaaaaaah
12:56snake
12:58it is a flick we have been discovered
12:59quick
13:00dismantle everything
13:01you fool
13:07what are you doing?
13:08they do not know our position
13:10and now you have smashed the radio
13:11we cannot speak to London
13:13lieutenant Kruber
13:17I am very worried about Hans
13:19he hasn't been seen since he was catapulted over the wire
13:22do you think he has deserted?
13:24no, not Hans
13:25he has neither the courage nor the intelligence
13:27to be a coward
13:28come on up
13:32I have searched the vicinity of the camp
13:34and found these
13:35these are the spectacles of Hans Gehring
13:42I questioned a passing peasant
13:44who said that an RAF officer
13:46answering to the description of Hans
13:47was taken away by the resistance
13:50can we be sure it was the captain?
13:52yes
13:53these are the spectacles of little Hans
13:56through these very lenses
13:58those beady eyes used to stare at me
14:01like a trusting Pekingese
14:04ah
14:07colonel
14:08lieutenant Kruber
14:09sorry to keep you waiting
14:11you are probably wondering
14:14why I have been upstairs
14:15with my wife and the policeman
14:17trance really
14:19one's not surprised at anything
14:20no colonel
14:22it was nothing like that
14:23it never is
14:25I was consulting this officer of the law
14:31about my security arrangements
14:32there are many buglers about
14:35the girls should lick their bedroom door
14:39and your wife should have a good strong belt
14:42he means bold
14:45thank you officer
14:46be on your way
14:47come and sit down
14:48I want to talk to you
14:50urgently
14:51yes in a moment
14:51can I
14:52ah
14:53thank you gas inspector
14:56for reading my meter
14:59there is a nasty smell in the kitchen
15:02which I wish you to sniff
15:03with your professional nose
15:04it is either a gas leak
15:06or the camembert is off
15:07look after the colonel
15:09now give me back my hat and coat
15:14and get out of here
15:15Rene I have the solution to our problem
15:18as far as I am concerned
15:19she is our problem
15:20outside the cafe
15:21is the little tank of lieutenant Gruber
15:23in it is our radio
15:25why do we not contact London on it
15:27you are more mad than she is
15:29this is the bold idea of a brave woman
15:31we will do it
15:32do it?
15:34the Germans are in the cafe ten yards away
15:36we will arrange for them to be distracted
15:38we will all rendezvous inside the tank
15:41in three minutes
15:42but
15:43I will have nothing to do with this
15:47you are the bravest man in all France
15:49you are the courage of a chicken
15:51a very little chicken
15:56Rene
16:00I insist on speaking to you
16:02allow me to get you a drink
16:04colonel
16:04where have you been?
16:16I passed out in the bushes
16:18I was returning with the gin
16:22and I was hit on the head
16:24by a radio
16:25no doubt
16:28dropped from a passing aeroplane
16:30the Germans are shooting them down
16:32all the time
16:32get behind the bar
16:33now what can I do for you?
16:36Rene
16:37we are very worried about Hans
16:39he was taken away by the resistance
16:41he is in RAF uniform
16:42he could be shot on sight
16:44or the resistance could have kidnapped him
16:46and be holding him to ransom
16:48I was watching him
16:50when he landed in the robbership
16:51I think perhaps he was taken
16:53by the communist resistance
16:55the communists
16:56I thought they were on strike
16:58it has been settled
17:01they have agreed higher ransoms
17:03well if I hear anything colonel
17:05you will be the first to know
17:06Rene
17:09Michelle will be waiting outside for us
17:12in the little tank
17:13we cannot just walk out of here
17:14they will wonder where we have gone
17:16we need a diversion
17:17I could do for you
17:20my world famous
17:22blind fold
17:23a knife for throwing performance
17:25we need a diversion
17:27not a massacre
17:28I have it
17:30come with me
17:31Lieutenant Ruber
17:33there is something Rene
17:35would like you to do
17:36but he is too shy to ask
17:38and what is this?
17:41what are you saying Edith?
17:44it is such a long time
17:45since you played for us
17:46at the piano
17:47Rene is always talking
17:50about your singing
17:51are you not Rene?
17:52it is the sole topic
17:53of my conversation
17:54I should be delighted
17:55and what is your favourite song
17:58Rene?
17:58no anything
17:59Lieutenant Ruber
18:00you choose
18:01I think you will be enjoying
18:03this one
18:04mad about the boy
18:08I know it's stupid
18:13but I'm mad about the boy
18:16I'm so ashamed of it
18:20but must admit
18:21the sleepless nights
18:23I've had about the boy
18:25Monsieur, we'll be waiting
18:26in the tank
18:27on the silver screen
18:30Lieutenant Ruber
18:30your singing is
18:33so beautiful
18:35I must go outside
18:36I do not like to be seen
18:38crying in front of men
18:40I understand
18:42I feel a bit emotional myself
18:45Lord knows
18:48I'm not a schoolgirl
18:49I shouldn't really care
18:54keep singing
18:54I can hear you from outside
18:56Edith, this is madness
19:03Michelle, Michelle
19:05she is not here
19:06let us go back to the cafe
19:07quick
19:07it is all connected
19:09all we need is an higher aerial
19:11ah well
19:11I do not happen to have one
19:13Edith, back into the cafe
19:14no, no, it is all arranged
19:15it is attached
19:17to this brick
19:18what are you doing?
19:25that is the window
19:25of my bathroom
19:27who has thrown a brick
19:37into my bathroom?
19:38it is all right, Mama
19:40it is only the resistance
19:41that is right
19:43tell the whole neighborhood
19:44hello
19:46are you receiving me?
19:48hold up
19:49quick, they are coming through
19:50you take the radio
19:53I must merge into the scenery
19:55merge into the scenery?
19:58she says
19:58why cannot we merge into the scenery?
20:00quick
20:01the radio
20:01it is not correctly tuned
20:11I will twiddle the nerve
20:13I'm feeling quite insane
20:24and young again
20:26and all because
20:28I'm mad about the Lord
20:33good morning
20:40where is the owner
20:43of the smell tink?
20:45I am the owner
20:48you have left your rudio on
20:50if you do not swatch it off
20:52you will have a flit bittery
20:53thank you
20:55I was just leaving anyway
20:56can I give anyone a lift?
20:58Colonel, Helga?
20:59thank you
21:00thank you
21:00hello
21:02hello
21:03I am receiving you
21:05stand by
21:06we have somebody
21:07who wishes
21:07to speak with you
21:09I do not recognize this voice
21:11do you think
21:12he could be a flick again?
21:14very likely
21:14let us get out of here
21:16René?
21:24what were you doing
21:25gripped a little tank?
21:27well
21:27we heard the telephone ring
21:29so we
21:30we just popped in
21:31to answer it
21:32in case it was
21:33anyone important
21:34for you
21:34like Hitler
21:36hello
21:36that doesn't sound
21:38like Hitler
21:39hello
21:40hello
21:40this is Colonel von Stroh
21:44who's talking?
21:47Captain Hans Keering
21:48Hans
21:49thank heavens
21:51you're safe
21:51what happened to you?
21:54um
21:54the resistance
21:55took me away
21:56it is in the hands
21:57of the resistance
21:58they'll be wanting
21:59a ransom
22:00Hans
22:01can you give us
22:02your present position?
22:04I am in on office
22:05overlooking
22:06Piccadilly Circus
22:07the violets
22:09lovely violets
22:11what happened?
22:13I am afraid
22:14the war is over
22:15for me Colonel
22:16the resistance
22:17mistook me
22:18for a British airman
22:18and sent me
22:19back to England
22:20then you must escape
22:21and get back here
22:22as soon as possible
22:23um
22:25that will not
22:26be easy Colonel
22:27you see
22:28I do not have
22:29my spectacles
22:30what?
22:31what am I going to
22:32tell the general?
22:33well
22:34tell him
22:36the food is very good
22:38and the British
22:38think they are going to win
22:40over and out
22:41Hans?
22:45Hans?
22:48Hans?
22:49Hans?
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