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Celebrity Gogglebox UK Season 7 Episode 100
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00:48Now, last night, Alex Horne and the Horne section launched their gruelling How Long-a-thon, singing the same song on loop for 24 hours.
00:56Just over an hour ago, they set off for our Stratford Studios, still singing.
01:00We can check in with Lee Francis, who is with them right now.
01:04Lee, how's it going?
01:08It's going very well. We're having a good time, yes!
01:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:12Are you sick of the song yet?
01:19How long has this been going on?
01:22Yeah, I've been singing the song, yes. I'm singing How Long Has This Been Going On?
01:26Start the challenge!
01:27How long has this been going on?
01:29Good luck, Lee. Please get them here in one piece. We'll see you in a little bit.
01:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:36We're going to be back in an hour when we're going to be kicking cancer in the dick,
01:44lighting up our tribute mile of lanterns in Leicester.
01:47We will see you in...
01:49..soon.
01:50..after Celebrity Gogglebox.
01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:55This is no weirder than watching celebrities watch celebrities.
02:02Nope.
02:03Yeah, no weirder.
02:05Totally normal.
02:06You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:09Ooh.
02:10Ooh.
02:11Ooh.
02:12Ooh.
02:13Ooh.
02:14Ooh.
02:16Ooh.
02:17Ooh.
02:18Ooh.
02:19Ooh.
02:20Ooh.
02:21Ooh.
02:22Ooh.
02:23Ooh.
02:24Ooh.
02:25Oh, Grace.
02:26Gogglebox.
02:27Sponsored by Three.
02:29You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:31You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:33You keep on the tune and I'll try and harmonise.
02:35Holy night.
02:36All is calm.
02:39All is bright.
02:44Round young age.
02:48Oh, I was harmonising but did you just not know the words?
02:50No.
02:51Oh, I was harmonising but did you just not know the words?
02:55No.
03:00Her flabbers have been gasted.
03:03You want some of this?
03:05Oh, that is.
03:07Look out.
03:08No, Steve.
03:09Oh, now there's a controversial statement.
03:12The gravy.
03:13Yeah.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Do you like this music?
03:17No, not particularly.
03:18So suck on that.
03:19Oh, wow.
03:21He's been a bad boy.
03:23Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
03:25Not a chance, Julie.
03:26Ooh.
03:27Yes.
03:28Look at that.
03:29He's had an absolute feast.
03:30Whoa.
03:31For a banana?
03:33This is insane.
03:35Well, thank God that's over.
03:37I've got a headache run.
03:38It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
03:41That's very modern, isn't it?
03:44Nothing.
03:45No one saw that coming.
03:46No.
03:47They put out another final episode of Neighbours.
03:50We enjoyed lots of great telly.
03:53It was all about Say What You See on ITV.
03:56It's the hilarious and the delightful Mel Gidroy.
03:59Good to see you, Mel.
04:01Oh, wait.
04:02It's Mel.
04:03Great.
04:04Melon Sue.
04:05That's that.
04:06Yep.
04:07That's her last name?
04:08Melon Sue.
04:09Melon Sue.
04:10Melon Sue.
04:11Melon Sue.
04:12First name, Melon.
04:15Julie Andrews was giving it some on Disney Plus.
04:18The hills are alive with the sound of music.
04:25I had a huge crush on her when I was a kid.
04:27Yeah, I know.
04:28That's why you're with me.
04:29You love the British.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Like Mary Poppins.
04:34Maybe that's it.
04:35Well, she was Mary Poppins.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Yeah, I know.
04:38That's what I'm saying.
04:39Is that what you're inadvertently telling me that you love me?
04:41Yes.
04:42Yes.
04:43Great.
04:44Perfect.
04:45I'll take it.
04:46When you wear a smock.
04:47It's my thing.
04:48Every Tuesday then.
04:50And Megan had a VIP dinner date on Netflix.
04:54Guess what else is in this salad?
04:56It's literally your favourite salad of all time.
04:58Ooh.
04:59Beets, black olives.
05:00How do you say it?
05:01Beetroot.
05:02Beetroot.
05:03Beetroot.
05:04I don't think the mocking of the voice was necessary.
05:07I want mocking.
05:08The pronunciation maybe.
05:09Beetroot.
05:10Beetroot.
05:11What do you say?
05:13Well, I might say beetroot.
05:16But there's not two T's.
05:18Beetroot.
05:19I sort of tie the T and the R together.
05:21Beetroot.
05:22So you're wrong.
05:23Probably.
05:24I love beetroot.
05:32In West London.
05:33You like a longer one though, don't you?
05:35Well, it's like a finger.
05:37It's harder to do with a short, fat one.
05:39The tenants.
05:40Do you know, it is something though I feel like we could probably make ourselves.
05:43Oh, come on, Georgia.
05:44It's Christmas.
05:45I know.
05:46We're very busy.
05:47Well, you're not.
05:48Well, because I've done everything.
05:49So you could make that your job, your one Christmas job.
05:52Are you saying I don't do enough to marshal Christmas?
05:55Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying, yeah.
05:56Is that not clear?
05:59You can do pigs in blankets.
06:00I'll do everything else.
06:01On Tuesday night, Lee Mack was looking for Britain's best brains again on ITV.
06:07Do you do quizzes for fun or do you do it to keep your mind sharp?
06:11I occasionally do like, I like sort of brain teasers.
06:16What would be your area of speciality?
06:18Rubik's Cube.
06:19Are you 1% of the country?
06:21Are you top 1%?
06:22I used to be, before I had multiple children.
06:26What would be your best round?
06:27Music, probably.
06:28I don't know.
06:2980s, 70s music.
06:31How old do you think I am?
06:32I genuinely don't know anymore.
06:33I know.
06:34It keeps changing.
06:35It does keep changing.
06:36It does keep changing.
06:37That's how age works.
06:38See, I don't understand numbers.
06:43All right, let's go.
06:44We're definitely at 1%.
06:45Yeah, totally.
06:46I might have to get my smart glasses on for this.
06:48Oh, no.
06:49Welcome to the 1% World Rollover.
06:52Hoping to win tonight are our 100 players.
06:54Awful suit he's wearing, man.
06:56Lee Mack, would you?
06:57Oh, he has got a looking hat about him.
06:59OK, it's time for our first question.
07:01Bit of shorts from you, be nice.
07:03No shouting out.
07:05Just so that I can do my own workings out.
07:07So this is one that 90% of our survey got right.
07:10So 90% of the UK population would get this right.
07:13So we should get this.
07:14So we should get this.
07:15Are you backing yourself?
07:16Yeah.
07:17Oh, you'll be all right.
07:18Even thickers get this one right.
07:19Marissa is swiping on a dating app.
07:21OK.
07:22I'm out.
07:23She is looking for someone with dark hair who doesn't wear glasses
07:27and is not clean-shaven.
07:29Who does she pick?
07:30Is that literally the question?
07:31First of all, Marissa got problems.
07:33Is Marissa going dating or playing Guess Who?
07:37Who?
07:38Oh, it's E.
07:39Yeah.
07:40OK, so...
07:41D.
07:42Oh, it's not clean-shaven.
07:43A. Oh, my God, I'm out already.
07:44A.
07:45You're out.
07:46All right.
07:47I thought it was his police-shaven.
07:48No, no, no, no.
07:49No, no, no.
07:50I have time.
07:51I know there's a time, but what happens when you fill out the circle?
07:53I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:54You can't, like, X out the circle.
07:55I wouldn't have filled it out yet.
07:56I would still be thinking.
07:57You're out.
07:58Right, let's see whose lights stay on and are still in the game
08:00and how many people are out.
08:01Who got it wrong?
08:02Nobody could be out on this.
08:03There will be.
08:04There'll be some.
08:05You'd be blue-lighted.
08:07So, how are they out?
08:08It's A, B has glasses, C has blonde hair, and D is clean-shaven.
08:17But B looks quite like me.
08:18Next.
08:19Easy, that.
08:20I hope they're going to get harder.
08:21To be fair, if I was on a dating app, I would be looking for someone different to you,
08:24not the same as you.
08:25I've already got you.
08:26I'd be looking for, like, an alt.
08:27What, are you looking for an extra?
08:28OK, let's move on to the 35% question.
08:31Ooh, 35%.
08:32Only 35% of the country would get this.
08:34This is where he usually balls it up.
08:36What word replaces the question mark to complete this common phrase?
08:40What?
08:41Oh, it's you!
08:42Bald, ampersand, question mark.
08:45Head and shoulders.
08:46Head and shoulders above everyone else, yes.
08:48Head and shoulders, oh, I didn't even see that bit.
08:53This is going to be an English thing, I don't, or a British thing, I won't.
08:56Bald and head and balls, no.
08:58Head and balls?
08:59Head and shoulders above the rest.
09:01Well, head and shoulders above everyone else, yeah.
09:04Everyone else?
09:05On everyone else?
09:06Head and shoulders above everyone else!
09:07Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:09Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:10Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:11Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:12Head and shoulders above everybody else.
09:13That's not even a British saying.
09:15Of course!
09:16All my life, head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:18Head and shoulders above everyone else.
09:21We are getting close to the end, and it's now time for the 15% question.
09:26All right, my time to start in.
09:2815%, right, we've failed at every other percentage,
09:32so I don't know how we'll make it past 15.
09:34Look at the image to the right. Yes.
09:37Oh, that's all right, then.
09:39I've watched enough Bullseye, I should get this right.
09:41If 9 o'clock is worth 31 points, 3 o'clock is worth 26 points...
09:46Right, yeah. ..and 6 o'clock is worth 23 points...
09:49Oh, God. ..how many points is 12 o'clock worth?
09:53I don't understand what that means. I don't understand what that means.
09:56Did you, like, times it by something?
09:579 o'clock is 31. That's crazy, that's a good question.
10:009 o'clock is worth 31 points.
10:02He's in your head. I can't do it in my head.
10:0440. That's 40.
10:1112 o'clock would be at the top.
10:12Was it worth, baby?
10:15You're asking me to give you the answer when I don't know the answer.
10:189 o'clock.
10:20I'm not in the right frame of mind for this tonight.
10:23Let's have a look at the answer.
10:25It's 40. The score is the sum of where the hour and minute hands are pointing.
10:2940?
10:31Shit, a brick.
10:32There is no hands on that.
10:33I still don't fucking understand what the answer...
10:36..the sum and the answer, I still don't understand.
10:38I hate the 1% club.
10:40That's a fucking super game.
10:41After whittling down the contestants here in the studio,
10:44we are left with the 1% question.
10:46OK, here we go.
10:47Yes! Whoa! 1%!
10:49I can't fall at this now.
10:51Good luck.
10:52This is your 1% question.
10:55I've never, ever got a 1% question right.
10:58Tonight's tonight. I can feel it in my water.
11:01Heidi Abbey Bedhead just got a new bank card.
11:05Classes! Classes! Quickly!
11:06What a name. What a fucking name.
11:08If the picture below displays the first 12 digits of the card number,
11:12what are the final four?
11:14Er... Oh, God.
11:16I don't even understand the question.
11:18What?
11:19Four. Oh.
11:20It's the last four out of head, so wherever head is,
11:24in the alphabet, that's the numbers.
11:26So it's...
11:27A, B, C, D, E... Shut up, Giles.
11:29..5 is E.
11:30So it's 8...
11:32Er...
11:33..5...
11:34..A, B, C, D, E...
11:378, 5, 1...
11:39Can you show up, please?
11:408, 5, 1, 4.
11:438, 5, 1, 4.
11:46It's a...
11:47..it's...
11:48..er...
11:49..alphabetical numbering.
11:508, 5, 1, 4.
11:53This one's so much easier than the other one.
11:548, 5...
11:56OK, your time's up.
11:571...
11:58..3.
11:598, 5, 1, 3.
12:008, 5, 1, 3.
12:028, 5, 1, 3.
12:03I've got it.
12:04I've got it.
12:058, 5, 1, 3.
12:088, 5, 1, 4.
12:09Oh!
12:10Oh, you were...
12:11No, I said 4.
12:12You never said 3.
12:138, 5, 1, 4, didn't I?
12:14Oh, well...
12:15I said 8, 5, 1, 4.
12:16You never said 8, 5, 1, 3.
12:18Oh, I love you so much.
12:20You're so gorgeous and intelligent.
12:22I can get some things right.
12:23Handsome and smart.
12:25Thanks, baby.
12:26I would say that.
12:30You've never said that before in your life, and I appreciate it.
12:34Oh, of course I have.
12:35Oh, what do you know?
12:37It's 8, 5, 1, 4.
12:39And how did you do?
12:40I did fine.
12:41Mm-hmm.
12:42Out on the first question, I believe?
12:45Yeah.
12:46And subsequently got none of them right?
12:51Yeah.
12:52Yeah, that's correct.
12:53Nail on it.
12:54That's fine.
12:55Why did you know that there was something to do with a name?
12:56Because it's such a ludicrous name, there must be some reason like...
12:59That's quite judgmental and rude.
13:00Well, I mean, it's just, it's an odd name to put in the question.
13:04The oddness of the name alerts you to the fact that that must have something to do with the answer.
13:07Alright, Columbo.
13:08Yeah, we have.
13:13Who's seen this one?
13:16Gogglebox.
13:17Sponsored by 3.
13:19It really gets going in episode two.
13:22The one on the left should get us on show.
13:27Give me a really nice baby hamper.
13:31Gogglebox.
13:32Sponsored by 3.
13:34In New York.
13:37I used to be really upset about our tree.
13:39Yeah, you got your way.
13:40We got a small tree.
13:41Hey, don't make it about me.
13:43Kieran and his wife, Jas.
13:45You want a small tree, I want a big tree.
13:47No.
13:48I sort of thought we compromised and then I got home and went, this thing is tiny.
13:51But you were like, this is a good tree.
13:52I thought so.
13:53And then that guy kept cutting off the bottom while he was talking to us.
13:55I think he was distracted.
13:56Let me just do one more layer of branches.
13:58Yeah, no.
13:59I should have fucking up.
14:00You should have.
14:01You know what I keep thinking, because I know it's only been two days.
14:03What?
14:04Like when you're away or you're asleep, I'm going to go out and buy a new tree.
14:07We got another tree.
14:08Take down all the lights.
14:09I will notice.
14:10I don't know if you will.
14:13On Sunday night, there were more showbiz types hanging out with Mr. Chips on ITV.
14:18This next one I know all about and you don't know anything because you're an American.
14:23So it's catchphrase.
14:25So this is supposed to...
14:26Oh, do you know like Wheel of Fortune?
14:27Yes.
14:28Where you spin a wheel and you solve the puzzle.
14:31Say no more.
14:33I have always loved a bit of catchphrase.
14:36Maybe it's because I say it how I see it in life.
14:38Yeah.
14:39That's probably the reason.
14:40I think you like it because it's simple.
14:44I don't believe you've never seen catchphrase.
14:46I don't...
14:47Well, I've never seen catchphrase.
14:48Believe it.
14:49Say what you see.
14:50If you see it, see it.
14:51Say what you see.
14:52If you see it, see it.
14:53Welcome to a festive edition of Celebrity Catchphrase.
14:56Festive and celebrity.
14:58What's next?
14:59Let's not hold back.
15:00Let's get going.
15:01Are you ready at home?
15:02Yeah.
15:03Super ready.
15:04Well, we'll try.
15:05We'll give that a try.
15:06We're here.
15:07We're going to do it with you, Stephen.
15:08Come on.
15:09Here is your first catchphrase.
15:10Good luck.
15:11Oh, edge of your seat.
15:12Yay!
15:13So what am I supposed to do?
15:16What's the little phrase?
15:17What's the little...
15:18Peace on earth!
15:19World peace.
15:20Oh, that's it?
15:21This is the game?
15:22Yeah.
15:23World peace.
15:24Just say what you see.
15:25I've no...
15:26A Twinkie and a rocket?
15:27What are we looking at?
15:28Just say what you see.
15:29Oh, I'm supposed to be looking at the word peace on the earth.
15:34Bill!
15:35Bill Bailey's got it.
15:36Bill Bailey's not...
15:37He's no slouch.
15:38He's got it.
15:39Christmas peace.
15:40Oh, it's not Christmas peace.
15:41Christmas peace.
15:42They must have took his brain out when they cut his hair off.
15:45He looks like Billy Joel now.
15:46That's who he looks like.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48He does look like...
15:49Bill Bailey Joel.
15:50He's on earth.
15:51It's peace on earth.
15:52Oh.
15:53Of course she gets it.
15:54It's nothing like Wheel of Fortune.
15:56Oh, my God.
15:57I'm it?
15:58Here's your next catchphrase.
15:59Georgia, this one's yours.
16:03Best sheep.
16:04Sheep necklace.
16:07What is happening here?
16:09Go to the tumble dryer.
16:10Oh, it might be a goat.
16:11Best in goat.
16:12Best in goat.
16:13Best in goat?
16:14Bill!
16:15Er...
16:16The greatest of all time.
16:17The goat.
16:18Yes!
16:19Greatest of all time is correct!
16:20Right, Bill Joel.
16:21I don't get that.
16:22Nommi.
16:23I didn't see the relevance of the goat.
16:25Nommi.
16:26These catchphrases are all quite sort of...
16:28Well, for the youth.
16:29They're quite youth-based.
16:30Aren't they?
16:31Aren't they?
16:32We're far too old for this.
16:33Well, you are.
16:34Here's your next one.
16:38Sprinkling.
16:39Dusting.
16:40Dropping your dust.
16:41Oh, I tell you what.
16:42There's nothing worse when this happens.
16:43What's Mr. Chips just done?
16:45Something horrifying.
16:46Sorry.
16:47What the hell was that?
16:48What's he doing?
16:49He's chucking away his back.
16:50What's chucking his ass?
16:51Well, he's dusting and he's taking off his...
16:54Bam?
16:55Dusty Bam.
16:56No.
16:59What's he up to there?
17:01He threw his back out the door.
17:03Threw his back out.
17:04Threw his back out.
17:05Put his back out!
17:06He's put his back out!
17:07Threw my back in.
17:08Oh, threw my back out?
17:09There we go.
17:10Out.
17:11No, no, in's better.
17:12Bill!
17:13He's put his back out.
17:14He certainly has!
17:15We got that one right.
17:16I got that!
17:17He put his back out.
17:18He put his back out.
17:19He put his back out.
17:20Nat's put his back out and he don't bloody shut up about it.
17:23And you will be taking...
17:24After all that, Bill had made it to the final for the chance to win £50,000.
17:29Bill, I really hope you do it.
17:31Simple as that.
17:32Yeah.
17:33Are you ready?
17:34I'm ready.
17:35Come on, Bill.
17:36Come on, Jane.
17:40Ooh.
17:41Gold celebrities.
17:42Pointing golden balls.
17:43Look at my balls!
17:45Golden Globes, red carpet.
17:47Says the actor.
17:49Couple of gold worlds.
17:51Golden Globe Awards.
17:52Pass.
17:53Pass?
17:55Er...
17:56Losing the plot.
17:57Reading the plot backwards.
17:58Follow the plot.
17:59Follow the plot, yes, yes.
18:01Plot.
18:02Ooh.
18:03Plot twist.
18:04Oh, Unraveled.
18:05The plot.
18:06Plot twist.
18:07Oh, right.
18:08The plot thickens.
18:09Plot thickens?
18:10Bill!
18:11He's not going to get a PhD.
18:12He's got a PhD.
18:13The plot spirals.
18:14What's other spiral, Bill?
18:15Come on, Bill!
18:16What catchphrases about spirals?
18:18Complicated plot.
18:19The plot turns into a spiral.
18:20Oh, my God.
18:21Bill.
18:22No, he's put on the spot.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:24The plot thickens.
18:25Pass.
18:26Come on, Bill.
18:27I'm not judging.
18:28Because I bet when you're there it's tough.
18:30But Bill is shit at this.
18:35House party.
18:36House party.
18:37Come on, Bill!
18:38House party.
18:39Oh, it's about time.
18:40Correct, next.
18:41Number eight.
18:42Oh, we're out of time.
18:43Oh, no.
18:44Poor guy.
18:462,500 pounds.
18:47Oh.
18:48Bill, listen, Bill.
18:49Sorry.
18:50Listen, you've got nothing to apologise for.
18:51You do.
18:52No, you should apologise.
18:53Well, better than a poke in the eye
18:55with a sharp stick, isn't it?
18:58I don't know.
18:59On reflection.
19:00That was quite painful to watch, wasn't it?
19:02What was his charity?
19:03We never found out.
19:04We didn't know that, no.
19:05Hopefully it'll stand up to cancer.
19:10This week, we watched Becca's story.
19:16We have three children.
19:17Matthew's the eldest.
19:18And then Rebecca is the middle child.
19:20And Sophie, the baby.
19:22And I'll call the measurements.
19:25Did that with the kids.
19:26Ah, it was a little measuring post.
19:29Always got my nerves.
19:30Our nickname for Becca as a small baby was Smiler.
19:37Aww.
19:38That smile's infectious.
19:41She was probably about nine or ten
19:44and she watched this programme about Great Ormond Street
19:47and she just decided from that moment on
19:50that's what she wanted to become was a doctor.
19:53Oh, God, how amazing.
19:55I think that nine years of age is saying
19:56you want to be a doctor.
19:57That's dedication, isn't it?
19:58Yes.
20:00We were just so proud.
20:02She loved being a doctor.
20:07Oh, you would be proud, wouldn't you?
20:08Yeah.
20:09Yeah.
20:10So, back in June 2023,
20:13she basically had gone out for a few drinks,
20:16nothing crazy, come home
20:17and she basically couldn't go to the toilet.
20:20So, she went into A&E.
20:23She noticed that her tummy was distended
20:25for a few days afterwards.
20:27She spoke to her consultant and he said,
20:28I'm going to send you for a scan.
20:29Let's have a look.
20:30Look.
20:33Boy.
20:35Jesus.
20:40Oh, no.
20:45God.
20:49As parents, do you try and do everything
20:53in your power to look after your child?
20:56And you don't have any power over this, do you?
21:08You've got no control at all, have you?
21:10Family shouldn't be having to go through this.
21:13Seeing your sister so weak and ill
21:15and then having to shave her hair off is...
21:18is, yeah.
21:24Heartbreaking.
21:27Oh, God.
21:30You had your hair off.
21:32It's one of the worst bits.
21:33Yes.
21:54Oh, no.
21:57Bloody hell, Becca.
22:04There are no further children...
22:05Oh.
22:09Oh, no.
22:10There's no hope now.
22:19When you're told there is no hope,
22:21you've got nothing left to say.
22:31I kind of sat on the edge of the bed and had her head just on my shoulder.
22:34I just kind of cuddled her like that.
22:36And, uh, Matthew had got up.
22:39I sat with her on the bed at that point, and again, she lay into my shoulder.
22:46But, um, she came into this world, and I held her.
22:52And as she left...
22:53as she left this world, I held her too.
23:03Oh, my God.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:14It's not right.
23:17But it's awfully sad.
23:19No mother should bury her child.
23:22No mother should bury her child.
23:33Oh, God.
23:35She didn't have long, did she?
23:37Thirty.
23:39It's so random and brutally unjust, isn't it?
23:48You raise your children.
23:49You try and get them through everything,
23:51and then you don't expect them to die in their third years.
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24:33Does anybody else feel a bit dizzy?
24:44We've got that one little Gogglebox set-up race here,
24:47and looking stronger, it's only really Greg Davis.
24:50Oh, hello.
24:51I like that one.
24:52You were very good with your acting, can I say.
24:54So were you, weren't we?
24:55We were.
24:56Weren't we quite there?
24:57It was amazing chemistry.
24:58It's a national theatre next baby.
24:59And our mascots are wonderful mascots, we love that.
25:02But you've come here to support your mate, your colleague.
25:05I have.
25:06Little Alex, I have, and it's tough for me,
25:09because I've been on record for nearly ten years now
25:12of saying I despise them.
25:14And I do.
25:15I do.
25:17But it's difficult on a night like this.
25:20And you've got to be impressed with what he is attempting to do.
25:22I am amazed by what he's attempting to do.
25:23So for 24 hours already, they have been singing the same song.
25:28This is Alex Orn in the Orn section.
25:30We join them live.
25:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:37On their way here to the studio.
25:40How do you think he's looking?
25:41I think he looks close to tears.
25:45And that's everything I could have wanted and more.
25:48He's doing a wonderful thing for a wonderful cause,
25:51and also he looks like he's going to cry.
25:54It's the three things I hope for, Claire.
25:56And the trouble is, he really does love his music,
25:58and he may never ever want to play an instrument or sing again.
26:01Oh, I think he's learned a lesson here.
26:04LAUGHTER
26:06A very valuable one.
26:07Some of his ideas, they don't work over a 24-hour period.
26:11LAUGHTER
26:13But I mean, what an effort from the boy,
26:14and from the rest of the band. It's incredible, isn't it?
26:17I honestly think, you know, this is the music marathon
26:20we never knew we needed, and you can follow it live.
26:23Look at them!
26:24I'm sorry, Claire. Look how broken they are.
26:27They're on their way back to the studio here.
26:29We will be seeing them later,
26:30and we will join you again after Celebrity Goblin.
26:36He looks so broken.
26:39This bit will blow your wear.
26:44He's the same age as me.
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26:51In South-West London...
26:53Think of any word, and on the count of three,
26:56we're going to both say the word
26:58that I think you're thinking of at the same time.
27:00One, two, three...
27:02Jumper.
27:04How did you do that?
27:05Do you want to do it again?
27:06Good friends Nick and Joe.
27:08On the count of three again, yeah, you ready?
27:10One, two, three...
27:12Cup.
27:14No way!
27:15I know.
27:16How are you doing that?
27:17I don't know.
27:18It's because I looked at the cup, wasn't it?
27:19No.
27:20Do you want the third one?
27:22Last one.
27:23Last one.
27:24Go like completely rogue.
27:26Think of a country.
27:28No, it's too obvious.
27:29Oh, okay.
27:30Okay, go for it.
27:31You've got a country?
27:32I've got a country.
27:33Rogue.
27:34Okay.
27:35No more clues.
27:36Right, here we go.
27:37I'm going to close my eyes, okay?
27:38Ready?
27:40One, two, three...
27:42Vatican City.
27:45This week, Netflix was prepping for a right royal Christmas.
27:49Megan's back, Jane.
27:51I know.
27:52She's sort of getting ready for like kind of a mate coming round
27:56and she'll just sort of make sort of like a quiche
27:59and some sort of table decorations and they'll have a chat.
28:03But it's just sort of nice, it's just nice to watch and look at.
28:06It's very comforting.
28:07You had me at quiche.
28:08Oh, this one's kind of pretty.
28:12It has a great shape.
28:14I think this is the one.
28:16It's a great tree.
28:17You didn't like the fact that we were out in the rain picking our Christmas trees?
28:20No, the misery added to the Christmas chair.
28:24When I string the lights on a tree, I do inside so it's lit from within
28:28and on the border right on the outside.
28:30Sure you do.
28:31For me, I light, start at the front of the branch, tie, back, forth, back, forth, back, forth, all the way to the top.
28:39Do you know what I do when I'm putting the lights on?
28:41Leave it to pay.
28:42Yeah.
28:43And the same with ornaments.
28:44You want to find the placement for them where they're going to find their light.
28:47Can one year, can I do it?
28:49Sure.
28:50You know I'm going to die before you.
28:51You can do it then.
28:52Sure.
28:53Yeah.
28:54Deal.
28:55With my next husband.
28:57That's a fun thought.
29:00How long do you think I'll be in the grave before you remarry?
29:04Cobbleweight.
29:05Yeah, I knew it was going to be fast.
29:07The kids will just start calling him dad.
29:09Yeah.
29:10I don't know what Megan can teach.
29:15I'm here to find out what Megan can teach me.
29:17Is she actually doing this though?
29:20Well I think that...
29:21Or is it like Blue Peter?
29:22I think...
29:23Where they go, here's one we made earlier.
29:24I think there must be an element of like, we've prepped a lot of this.
29:32Festive rapping.
29:33Festive rapping.
29:34Excellent.
29:35I need to know how to do this.
29:36Oh, somebody at the door.
29:37Someone should do our rapping for us.
29:38It's Megan.
29:39Oh my God, can you imagine?
29:43I love having tone on tone.
29:45Tone on tone.
29:46Don't we all?
29:47I love having tone on tone.
29:49As well as a wax seal.
29:50Oh, wax seal.
29:51Why haven't we thought about wax seal?
29:54We should, yeah.
29:55We should get a wax seal.
29:56We should get a family seal.
29:57Rolled crest, I bet, as well.
29:59Charles will be looking for that.
30:02It's the tiniest detail that suddenly feels elevated.
30:06Oh.
30:07I bet that's for Camilla, that.
30:08It's a Bayless and Harden gift set.
30:10Yeah.
30:11Probably a pumice stone.
30:12Yeah.
30:13Something like that.
30:14I can't wait for our last guest.
30:17Welcoming Tom Colicchio.
30:19Oh, oh.
30:20Now usually everyone that comes round, she's worked with on suits.
30:24Right.
30:25So she just goes through the cast.
30:27She's pretty, all the crew.
30:28A bit like my podcast.
30:30Yeah.
30:31Yeah.
30:32All the traitors.
30:34Hello.
30:35There he is.
30:36Oh, she's just had a big smelly mouthful of food and now Colicchio's here.
30:40I'm very excited you're here.
30:42We're going to have some fun today.
30:43I want to hear about some of your family recipes and traditions and all that jazz.
30:48There was always this beet salad.
30:49Beets, is that right?
30:50Beetroot.
30:51Beetroot.
30:52Oh.
30:53Every Christmas.
30:54What do I say to you every Christmas?
30:55I could murder a beet salad.
30:56Every Christmas.
30:57It was beets.
30:58And then it was a mixture of red onion, celery, artichoke hearts.
31:03Okay.
31:04Yeah.
31:05Can I tell you why I'm chuckling?
31:06Why are you chuckling, Megan?
31:08Why is it funny?
31:09So if I gave you the top things that my husband hates.
31:12Uh-oh.
31:13Beets, he would call them beetroot as they say in England.
31:15What?
31:16He doesn't like beetroot?
31:17He does not like beetroot as Prince Harry.
31:19Okay, so can I show you one of my family favorites now?
31:21Yeah, go on.
31:22What we're going to have is a fallout.
31:24You're making gumbo, right?
31:26Yes, indeed.
31:27Oh, gumbo.
31:28That's very, like, soul food-y.
31:30So my mom's family is from Tennessee, like, around Chattanooga.
31:34Isn't there a song, Mary, called Chattanooga Choo Choo?
31:37Mm.
31:38Would you like to sing it for me?
31:40No, I'd rather get a knife and stab you.
31:43Oh, that's not very Christmassy, Mary.
31:45Smells like Christmas now.
31:47Hi, guys.
31:48There he is!
31:49There he is!
31:50Oh!
31:51There he is!
31:52Oh, he's here!
31:53Oh, my God!
31:54He's made an appearance!
31:55Oh, my God!
31:56He's holding on to his fringe.
31:58I smell gumbo.
31:59I was like...
32:00I literally...
32:01I smell gumbo.
32:02He smells gumbo.
32:03I smell gumbo.
32:04Stop it.
32:05What?
32:06Do I need to do the voice?
32:07Gumbo, for me, is, like, one of my favorites,
32:09especially her mum's.
32:10Of course he says that.
32:12Yeah, especially her mum's,
32:13because it's really the only relative that we've got left.
32:17It is delicious.
32:19I'm not so sure it's as good as your mum's,
32:21but it's certainly close.
32:22Wow.
32:23Oh!
32:24Oh!
32:25This is the most he's ever been in it.
32:27Is it?
32:28Yeah, it's normally a sort of fly-by.
32:31I think he genuinely wants to try the gumbo.
32:33Yeah.
32:34He did.
32:35He smelt it.
32:36I smelt the gumbo.
32:37He said.
32:39Who has the time?
32:41Megan.
32:43Well, because she's only got two kids.
32:45Oh.
32:49Already becoming snobby with three.
32:51Oh, two is easy.
32:52When we had to, we would have been able to do this.
32:54All the time in the world.
32:55Easy.
32:56Try having three.
32:57Stupid.
32:58Lazy.
33:01This week, we watch Matthew's story.
33:09My name's Matthew Starkey.
33:10He's handsome.
33:11Oh, he's an handsome lad.
33:12Growing up, I would have been big into football,
33:14and sport has always been a big part of my life.
33:17I would have to go to the gym, walk, play football with friends.
33:20He's a normal dude, isn't he?
33:21Mm-hmm.
33:22I met Carrie through a date nap.
33:25It was during COVID.
33:27We met in a car park for a socially distanced walk.
33:31I think that's very romantic, I do.
33:34Yeah.
33:35Matthew is just so caring and lovely and respectful,
33:38and that's what I was ever looking for in somebody.
33:41Sweet.
33:42Oh, they look a good match, don't they?
33:45Oh, he noticed a swelling in his leg.
33:48Oh, no.
33:49Put it down to just wear and tear and being in my 30s.
33:52And you would think that, wouldn't you?
33:53Yeah.
33:54I basically started to lose control of my right leg.
33:57My leg buckled underneath me, and I sort of fell to the ground.
34:01Oh, my God.
34:02Went to the hospital, got the scan,
34:04and I could tell the doctors and nurses were looking at me
34:06a little bit differently.
34:07Oh, you don't want that.
34:08That's not a good sign, is it?
34:09No.
34:10Got a call and was like, can you come in?
34:11Like, the doctors want to speak to you.
34:12And I was just like, right, okay.
34:13So the alarm bells were ringing?
34:14Yeah.
34:15And gave us the worst juice.
34:16Oh, God.
34:17Oh, my God.
34:38What was in his brain?
34:39I have, basically, a brain tumour,
34:42but it's growing on my spinal cord as the primary spot.
34:49Two years to live.
34:56As the diagnosis got more and more assessed,
34:59the timeline became less.
35:01Oh.
35:02And they'd talked about a year instead of two years.
35:05Oh.
35:06So it was a big, sort of, shock.
35:09Getting that kind of news at 32 years old.
35:15It's so shit, cos your loved ones are just your absolute world,
35:18aren't they?
35:21Matthew was like, well, we want to get married,
35:24we want to do this, and he was just like, do it all now,
35:26because you don't know what's out of you.
35:30Do you know what? Fair play to Matthew for still being
35:32in, like, high spirits, you know what I mean?
35:35And wanting to, like, marry Carrie.
35:37They're rushing to condense all their life plans down
35:39into a short time now, aren't they?
35:41Yeah.
35:42You all right?
35:43Yeah.
35:44Oh, wow.
35:45I imagine it was a very emotional day.
35:46Mm-hm.
35:47Good.
35:48I've already made it to the wedding.
35:49It was just a day of positive love.
35:51The energy in the room, I just kept saying, if you could
35:53bottle this up, you could sell it for millions.
35:54That would have been a bittersweet affair, isn't it?
35:55Yeah.
35:56It just was a day of celebration.
35:57So I'd like to start the speech by raising the toast
35:58to my new wife, Carrie.
35:59Aw.
36:00Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is.
36:01And thank you for just being you.
36:02Look at the way she looks at him.
36:03Look at the way she looks at him.
36:04Yeah.
36:05Yeah.
36:06Yeah.
36:07Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is.
36:09And thank you for just being you.
36:10Look at the way she looks at him.
36:11I don't know how long I have, but I would just like to get
36:12back home and just start married life.
36:13Oh, my God!
36:14It was a great day, and it was a great day.
36:15And it was a good day.
36:16It was a good day of a good day.
36:17It was a good day.
36:18It was a good day.
36:19I would've been a bittersweet affair, isn't it?
36:20Yeah.
36:21It just was a day of celebration.
36:22So I'd like to start the speech by raising the toast
36:25to my new wife, Carrie.
36:26Yes!
36:27Aw.
36:28Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is.
36:31Thank you for just being you.
36:32Thank you for showing me what unconditional love is.
36:33And thank you for just being you.
36:35Look at the way she looks at him.
36:36How long I have but I would just like to get back home and just start married life with Carrie in our house and
36:42Just get through it together
36:45Live life together as long as you can. Oh
36:52God no
36:58Six weeks oh
37:06At least he got his time with that didn't he?
37:13He'd had a married man. Yeah, I'm so glad you've managed to find love and
37:20They got to celebrate each other
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38:21In Hampshire what do you want for Christmas? I would like pajamas because I'm full of fun these these days
38:31Yeah
38:31Josh and his wife Tamsin you used to do this really annoying thing
38:37Which for the month leading up to Christmas just buy everything that you wanted it was all on sale
38:41I know but you're also like oh, I'm coming to the end of the year. What do I want?
38:44Oh, I'll just get it all myself and I'll see all these packages being like
38:48That's what I was gonna get
38:49Oh, that's what I was gonna get you because I also look at see all the things you might need
38:53And then I just have lucky for you I didn't buy anything for myself this year
38:56No
38:58Because I'm not buying things anymore
39:00That's my new thing
39:01So I'll give your pajamas away
39:03No, the pajamas I do need
39:04On tuesday night, james may was fiddling about in his man cave again on discovery plus
39:13Chin chin there it is cheers you like parching in your shared mind, don't you?
39:18Yeah, I think every man likes
39:20Yeah
39:22You ought to put your bed out there
39:24Oh, you'd love that wouldn't you
39:29Shedload of ideas
39:30I appreciate that title, yep
39:33I used to have a shed in the house that we were at
39:35Yeah
39:35And I used to love it when it rained because I'd go and make a cup of tea
39:39And sit in it
39:39And then go outside, sit in the shed with the door like half open
39:43Oh, that's nice, the sound of rain was gorgeous
39:45And just be like, oh, this is nice
39:46Yeah, I love it when it rains outside
39:48And then my wife would come and be like, what are you doing?
39:49What are you doing?
39:50Just having five minutes
39:51It's not easy running a pub, you know
39:53What with business rates, the cost of thatching
39:56He runs a pub as well
39:58Oh yeah, he does, he runs a pub, don't he?
39:59Oh, they're all on pubs, aren't they?
40:01And on top of all that
40:02I have to think about choosing the right flavour of crisps
40:06Oh, poor James
40:08He's got to think about the right flavour of crisps
40:10Prawn cocktail, mate
40:11Yeah, that's good
40:12I love prawn cocktail
40:13Yeah
40:14Roast chicken
40:14Snack
40:15Take over
40:16Roast chicken crisps
40:17Yeah
40:17We love crisps, but we have identified a problem
40:21There's none in there
40:22Yeah
40:22He's going to say
40:23It's just all full of air, you're basically buying air
40:25But what if you get half it down the back and then you suddenly think
40:27Do you know what? I fancy salt and vinegar
40:30This is a major problem in the UK, isn't it?
40:34Oh no, no, you don't want to do like a multi-crisp within a bag situation
40:37This is your idea of hell, isn't it?
40:38Oh my God, this is awful
40:39Mixing your flavours
40:40Me and Ben like doing this
40:42If we're having, you know, a bit of a crisp night
40:44We will open a bag of salt and vinegar and cheese and onion
40:48To counteract the acidity of the salt and vinegar
40:51Who has a crisp night?
40:55You have, rather than a packet of crisps, a bowl of completely plain crisps
41:00Uh-huh
41:01So what's he going to do?
41:02So you pick to crisp up and you think, I think I'll have salt and vinegar for this one
41:06You spray it on
41:07Oh, James
41:09Right
41:09No
41:10So now he's got a soggy crisp
41:11Yeah
41:12Oh, stop it
41:14I don't hate it
41:15I don't hate it
41:17Every crisp could be different
41:20I don't trust the British public to do anything
41:21Someone's going to like pick up a bottle of window lean and spray the crisp
41:24That's so weird
41:25Let me talk to you a bit about some of the flavours I was imagining
41:29Spam
41:30Spam?
41:31What spam?
41:32Luncheon meat
41:33Right
41:34I had spam the other day after you'd done my nails
41:37Did you?
41:37Spam and egg sarnie, yeah
41:39I nearly got a spam and egg sarnie this morning but I got a full English instead
41:43Anchovies
41:44Anchovy crisps?
41:45Fuck off
41:46Spam and anchovy?
41:48No one is buying that, James May
41:49You're creating problems, not solutions to them
41:52Right, there's the cubed spam
41:55You've added some more oil into there, yeah?
41:56I have, yes
41:57Are they going to be making the crisps in front of our eyes right now?
42:01He's going to change it into so it can be in one of those atomizers
42:04That's his ultimate goal
42:05Oh, he's always like liquid spam
42:07I guess so
42:08Is it worth sprinkling a little bit of salt in as well too?
42:11Oh, yes
42:12Oh, God
42:13Oh, no
42:14You're adding salt to spam and anchovies?
42:16I mean, that's two quite salty products to spray on an already salted crisp
42:21Spam and anchovy crisp for the first time in the history of humanity
42:27Could be the last time, James
42:28Oh, God
42:30Is this what men do in man caves?
42:32No
42:37And?
42:37And?
42:38And?
42:38He's going to say it's delicious, isn't he? Just because he has to
42:44Oh, it works
42:45So he doesn't say that it's good, he just says it works
42:47It works
42:50Look, it tastes of shit, it works
42:52The crisp spray atomizer coming soon to a pub near me
42:56I mean, it makes me hungry for some crisps
42:59No, it very much solidifies my
43:02Don't want to put crisps anywhere near my mouth
43:05Store it here first
43:06And last
43:07And last
43:07And last
43:08And never again
43:11I think he really thinks it's going to sweep the nation spraying your crisps
43:17In Wiltshire
43:18You do crack in Ireland, but in English we have a sense of humour
43:22And one of the things we like to do is to do teasing
43:26Giles and his wife Mary
43:28Teasing
43:29I don't want you to touch me, I want nothing further to do with you
43:33I'm going to catch a taxi back to London
43:37Now, stop it
43:39Christmas spirit
43:40It's not
43:40This is Christmas spirit
43:41Stop it
43:45It's the Christmas spirit, Mary
43:47I don't want you to tell me that there were
43:49Ding-dong, merrily on high
43:52This week, an all-time classic had us in the mood for a festive sing-song on Disney Plus
43:58Boom
44:00Pedders
44:02Dropper Bailey's
44:03Sound of Music
44:05What a combo
44:06What a combo
44:07Never seen it
44:08Really?
44:09Yeah
44:10What's it about?
44:10Bob-num
44:11Actually, Rich T, screw that
44:12Yeah, Rich T, classic
44:14What I do know is it's Judy Andrews
44:17Julie
44:18And that
44:19Julie Andrews
44:20So Judy and Julie were in this
44:29Rodgers and Hamsterers
44:34This is my favourite film of all time, Nutty
44:37Yes, you're very sentimental
44:38I just have to think of it
44:41Just have to think of it
44:42It set you off, hasn't it, Mary?
44:44Yes
44:46It reminds me of when people were nice
44:48Steady, steady, Nutty
44:50Steady
44:51What you have to do
44:52Do you remember when the average person was really nice?
44:54But they're still nice, Mary
44:56They're all watching video nasties now
44:59They're not all watching
45:05She gets taught belly
45:06Yeah, she does
45:07Well, no, no, no, she should
45:08She should
45:12I've never seen this
45:13That's insane
45:14Oh
45:15Oh, it's just joyous
45:20Oh, spin
45:22Spin, Julie
45:26Could you not?
45:30I don't know that I can resist
45:33Right
45:33With songs they have sung
45:36For a thousand years
45:41My heart wants to sing every song
45:44I hate musicals
45:46It's so
45:48Do you know there's your favourite thing?
45:49There's singing kids
45:51Oh, God
45:52Okay, when that happens
45:53I have to leave
45:55With the sound of music
45:59I literally can't watch this without smiling
46:01No, it's a very, very fun film
46:03I think I might make all our children's clothes out of our curtains
46:05Sing once more
46:18All right, show off
46:19They don't make films like this anymore
46:21Thank God for that
46:22Later, after Maria had met the Von Trapp kids
46:25We found ourselves at a fancy party
46:40He looks a bit like David Cameron
46:41Ladies and gentlemen
46:42Oh, the elegance
46:44And
46:46The days before junk food
46:48Everyone's slim and exquisite
46:50The children of Captain Von Trapp wish to say goodnight to you
46:53Oh, how charming
46:54Oh, I like this one
46:56Oh, I like it
46:56This is where they come down the stairs
46:58Yeah
46:58Yeah
46:58Huh?
47:01Oh, what is this surprise?
47:02Oh, great
47:07Time for the children to perform
47:10Does it turn out that the one in the middle is actually their mother?
47:12Yeah, that would be the EastEnders version
47:14There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
47:19And the bells in the steeple too
47:22And up in the nursery
47:25An absurd little bird is popping out to say
47:29Coo-coo
47:30Are you so moved?
47:31Poor kids
47:32Coo-coo
47:33Regretfully they tell us
47:35But firmly they come tell us
47:37To say goodbye
47:39Coo-coo
47:45You'll recognise this, here we go
47:46So long
47:47Farewell
47:48Auf Wiedersehen
47:49Goodbye
47:50I hate to go
47:52And leave this pretty sight
47:54To
48:04To the
48:06Each one goes
48:06Oh, I see
48:07to you and you and you okay you knew that part yeah who are they saying goodbye to just the
48:15adults this is the kind of shit you pull when you don't want to go to bed yeah to get another
48:2010 minutes yeah it's based into song and dance so long farewell I'll be just saying goodbye just
48:29go to sleep sleep a sigh and say goodbye wow you had a beautiful high note there so long
48:38so long goodbye I can't I'm gonna get us snack this is the best bit though
48:48oh the sun has gone she's scratching her ass up the stairs oh my god now the little one's singing
48:57yeah but she's really cute yeah that helps
49:01isn't that lovely oh mercifully please tell me there's not more okay no more kids right
49:13I'm glad Jimmy's not watched this because you know what'll be coming next don't you oh god
49:17yeah full performance every night yeah up and down the stairs like a yo-yo it's bad enough as it is
49:23giving it cuckoo cuckoo go to bed
49:27in devon things are getting a little tense
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