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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:29Is it, though?
00:32Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:36in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:38Merry Christmas!
00:39Oh, I don't know who he was.
00:40Get your bum out here now!
00:42Go have it.
00:44I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:47It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:50So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:53Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:56Cheers.
00:57I love Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
01:01Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:06Look at all those vegetables!
01:08I know!
01:09You're not wearing your present?
01:10Er, er, no, I will.
01:12Right, come on.
01:13Let the peeling commence after you, gabinet.
01:15What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:26And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:28Oh, where have you got to go for that?
01:29Oh, I don't know.
01:30Some hotel in Webberfield.
01:32Where?
01:33Oh, God knows.
01:34Webberfield?
01:36No, really.
01:36Merry Christmas!
01:47Merry Christmas!
01:49Too early?
01:50I like that you're so keen.
01:52Oh, Merry Christmas!
01:58Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:03Ho, ho, ho!
02:05We're selling for yours later?
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Right, be late afternoon.
02:08Got a few guests here.
02:10Right, see you later.
02:11Yeah.
02:13Hey!
02:14Merry Christmas!
02:15Good to you.
02:16I got a scooter.
02:17Yeah, sir.
02:18Yay!
02:18So that means that no one's safe.
02:20Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Mine.
02:26Er, question.
02:27How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:29I've spent enough on you on My Little Pony, thank you.
02:33Go on, another one, love.
02:34Yeah, go on then.
02:35Not for me.
02:36I've, er, actually got somewhere.
02:38I'm gonna pop off to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:45Merry Christmas!
02:51Merry Christmas!
03:09Merry Christmas!
03:12It's just them two. Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16No, no, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh my God, this is so much better than mine!
03:28I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:31I bought two lots. I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34Yeah, very clever.
03:36Hey! Happy Christmas!
03:42What he said.
03:46Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:48Celebrating, were you?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:54How are we?
03:57Disappointed.
03:59It was a bit, you know...
04:01It was massively out of order. And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:10Seriously.
04:12Sorry.
04:13Well, tell me it, you grunt.
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah, the sooner the better. I'm getting dressed.
04:19Sherry?
04:26Computer, stop.
04:28Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:31Definitely not.
04:33Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:35Computer, stop.
04:37Oh, no.
04:38Now playing Gold.
04:39Computer, stop or I swear.
04:40Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:41Oh, I like this one.
04:42Here's the thing.
04:43Here's the thing.
04:44Oh, no.
04:45Now playing Gold.
04:47Oh, no.
04:48Now playing Gold.
04:49Computer, stop or I swear.
04:50Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:52Now playing Gold.
04:53Now playing Gold.
04:54Oh, no.
04:55Computer, stop or I swear.
04:56Now playing.
04:57Now playing Gold.
04:58Now playing Gold.
04:59Oh, I like this one.
05:03Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:16You spared me the sarcasm.
05:18Wow, what did you get for Christmas? Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday when I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:28I may have overreacted slightly.
05:31Anyway, truth is, I need a posh friend in my life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like, people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:40And it's nice just being here, basking in your magnificence.
05:47And it makes me realise how lucky I am, you and I being mates.
05:52Like, when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:57And I think to myself, at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:03So, I'm willing to accept your apology and give you another chance.
06:09You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:37Thanks.
06:40How are you, really?
06:43Not great.
06:45Come here.
06:57I'm on here, cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:02Where's the rest of you boys?
07:03Well, Noah's out working for triple time.
07:07And get this.
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry with someone called Stabwound, who we met gaming.
07:13So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:15Do you want to drink?
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:19Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:21Slow down, Moses.
07:22And put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:27You're a helmet.
07:28Get a drink and just shut up.
07:29Wow!
07:37Oh, sorry?
07:38Is there a speed limit?
07:40No, there isn't.
07:40You crack on.
07:43How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:47Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:50It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:52Oh, I don't know.
07:53A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:57Oh, cute.
07:59Merry Christmas!
08:00Merry Christmas!
08:01Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, aren't you?
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:09He's well excited.
08:09We don't mind, do we?
08:10No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:12Hey, Merry Christmas!
08:18Where's Eve?
08:19Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Doing what?
08:20I don't know, do I?
08:21Oh.
08:22Oh, you've got it on, it's wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:26Right, come on, Cardi B, get some of these pigs.
08:28How many are we feeding?
08:28Did Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:40Did he say he was going to?
08:41Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not going to answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:50I don't know.
09:20Right, let's see your riddance for a day.
09:45Nope.
09:46Oh, I won!
09:48Oh, sorry, Liam.
09:49Right, come on, yeah.
09:49Let's go sit down.
09:52Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
10:01Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:11Where was this?
10:12At Butler's.
10:13The police reckoned it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:17Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:19Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:23Oh, my goodness.
10:25Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:28No, hang on, hang on.
10:29Where are you even going to look?
10:30I don't know.
10:31We can't just sit here.
10:32Maybe you should call the police.
10:33And say what?
10:34That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:37Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:42Hello, Charles.
10:43He came earlier.
10:45Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:49Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:54Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:59You must miss them very much.
11:00It's been so long.
11:04Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:07But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:13There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:18Give him my best.
11:26What are you doing here?
11:27I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:35So's I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:40Looks like you've already started that.
11:44Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:49Thanks.
11:57I miss him.
12:05Yeah, same.
12:07I miss you.
12:10And you.
12:12Me?
12:14Ooh.
12:15That's all right.
12:16It's Christmas.
12:18And?
12:19What happens at Christmas?
12:20Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:25We've already done that.
12:27So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:31What's that?
12:33We stand around awkwardly.
12:35Not so much.
12:36And then, at some point, preferably very soon,
12:40your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:42And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:45That might work.
12:52Let the awkward standing commence.
12:55Oh, yes.
12:57Let's get some roasted.
12:59Oops.
13:00Oh, hi.
13:00Hey.
13:02I told you to wait for your dad.
13:06You OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:09Have you been to Netsgrave?
13:11Yeah, I have, mate.
13:12Come here.
13:13Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:26Have this not opened all the presents?
13:28Er, no.
13:29Not yet.
13:29Oh, ho, ho.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on, I'll do that.
13:34Oh, what have you got?
13:36Yeah!
13:39What have you got?
13:40Brilliant.
13:41Wow.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Pass this to you, brother.
13:50What have you got?
13:54Right.
13:56Hello.
13:57Come on, bro.
13:58Hey, how are we all?
14:00Hi.
14:00Hey.
14:01How's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:05Oh.
14:06Hello, Ken.
14:07Because it's, er, a spanner.
14:12Yeah, I get it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Hey, yeah.
14:15Merry Christmas.
14:15Oh.
14:16Did you get anything nice?
14:17Well done.
14:18I need to get back to.
14:19And, how are you, mister?
14:26Just another day with our hands, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30No.
14:31No, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:36Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:40So what are we going to do, then?
14:43Have a good time.
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right, erm, do we get our own drinks or do you like to control it?
14:49Control, Gary.
14:51Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:57A lot.
14:59I really appreciate this.
15:02I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope they're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the settee.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:25Yeah.
15:26I feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate's sat here.
15:29Well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33No, Sam.
15:34Oh, right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Erm, drinks.
15:39Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:45but it's only really for people joining family.
15:48Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:51from weather-resistant footwear,
15:53I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:59My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Merry Christmas.
16:08Merry Christmas.
16:08Oh, my goodness.
16:10Greetings.
16:11Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:13Merry Christmas and all that.
16:15Where's your dad and the kids?
16:16Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:19They'll be over once I've finished deviling him.
16:21Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26This do you?
16:27Erm, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been in the cafe about half a million times.
16:32No, formally I meant.
16:33Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:37Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:39Oh, really?
16:40No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:42Not been bigging me up, then?
16:46I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:48Oh, in a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:53Oh, I'll settle for that.
17:00Hey!
17:01Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:13Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:16Pre-planned, promise.
17:17But, er, I might see you later.
17:19It's all right.
17:20Merry.
17:22Right, then.
17:22What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual?
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:41You had us going, then.
17:44Hey, Sam.
17:46Hmm?
17:47What?
17:49No.
17:50What?
17:51It's your one.
17:52Won't what?
17:53Drink from the welly.
17:55Drink from the welly.
17:57Drink from the welly.
17:59This is getting weird.
18:01Drink from the welly.
18:03Drink from the welly.
18:05Drink from the welly.
18:07Drink from the welly.
18:09Drink from the welly.
18:15I still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:19Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:21Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:25but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:28I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:30Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:32OK, I'll come with you.
18:33Can I choose some or not?
18:34Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:38Is that a yes or a no?
18:39Come on, Sam.
18:42It's all right.
18:43Nothing with dust on.
18:47I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:50Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:55But time to time, not all the time.
18:58Noted.
19:00You know, you're lucky.
19:03I know.
19:04And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:06I don't know about that.
19:08Yes, you do.
19:09He looks after me.
19:11Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:15Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:17What do you mean?
19:18Oh, like, say...
19:21You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:29Have you forgotten how to count?
19:33I try to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:37Do you know who's in there?
19:38Nelson Mandela.
19:39Taylor Swift.
19:41Right, come on.
19:42Let's go look for him.
19:43Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:44No need.
19:45But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:46Finally!
19:47What?
19:48You knew I was nipping out?
19:50And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:52I've been calling you.
19:53What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:55It's been longer than that.
19:56Well, it must have been on silent.
19:57Sorry.
19:58Well, it's just, we thought, you know...
20:00Kev had got you.
20:01Told us about it yesterday.
20:03What?
20:04No, no.
20:05Don't worry about that.
20:06Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:08Hello, hello!
20:09Hey!
20:10Pleasure to have greetings.
20:11Oh, hiya.
20:12Merry Christmas.
20:13I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:14Nana's tomorrow.
20:15Are we all right?
20:16Yes, don't worry.
20:17The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:20She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:21You wish.
20:22Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:24How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:27Because what's the point?
20:29It's Christmas.
20:31Relax.
20:38It's Christmas.
20:39It's Christmas.
20:40It's Christmas.
20:41Go.
20:42It's Christmas.
20:43It's Christmas.
20:44So, Eric, this thing withising-pulling-pulling.
20:45It's Christmas.
20:47So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:14Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:21And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:29Right?
21:34I'm supposed to catch it.
21:35Oh, right.
21:40Now what?
21:42Get it or put it on your heart.
21:46Sweet!
21:50Nice fit, mate.
21:51A counterfeit.
21:53Thanks for these.
21:54They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:56So, are you like our granddad?
21:59Now you two are married.
22:01Is that okay?
22:04Doesn't make a difference.
22:06Oh, banger.
22:08Oh, there she goes.
22:17Yes, kid!
22:18No, kid.
22:19Hey, where are you going?
22:22Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:24Right, come on you, let's go.
22:25Bring that with you.
22:26Okay, see you later.
22:27Take care, bye.
22:28Bye.
22:36Oh, one of them stoops a visit downstairs.
22:38Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:40I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:43At all?
22:44Well, the presents were a bit of a clue.
22:46But, yeah.
22:47I've got a little something for you.
22:50Dylan!
22:51Are you a guest?
22:52Alright, everyone.
22:53Merry Christmas.
22:54You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:56Yeah, I lied.
22:57I'm out.
22:58How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:59Better for seeing this one.
23:00Well, it's been so long.
23:01You okay?
23:03Hello.
23:04Come here.
23:05I love you.
23:06We're going to be alright, aren't we?
23:07Yeah.
23:08Where's Eve?
23:09With Chas.
23:10Where's your mum?
23:11It's with Charles and Chloe.
23:12Yeah.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Yeah, that's it.
23:15At least you know who your parent is.
23:16Sorry.
23:44I love you, wife.
23:45It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:47I love you, wife.
23:48It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:49OK, right, I'll mix a book.
24:06Oh, this should be good. What the Lady Bird Heard?
24:09No? What the Lady Bird Heard next?
24:13Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:14Oh, The Godfather, that's a book.
24:17No, no, no, no, we have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:21Right, of course.
24:22All two, all four words.
24:24That's barely a headline.
24:26That's how many words are in the title?
24:28Oh, um, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:31Well, if you start mumming that, I'm gouging me on out.
24:34No, Grey, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:37You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York
24:39and had not a clue what was going on.
24:41Ooh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:43Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:45Show him your bracelet.
24:46No, Nicola, no, Nicola, we're playing a game.
24:48We're playing a game.
24:50Ooh, fancy.
24:52What have you been doing? Mining cryptocurrency?
24:54Oh, nothing that lucrative.
24:55Lucrative enough?
24:57I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:58Oh, thanks.
24:59No, I didn't, Nicola.
25:00Oh, no, don't battle.
25:02Battle now, I'm really offended.
25:04Look, this is going to take all day.
25:05I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:07It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes.
25:09Sexy time.
25:10Oh, no, not on a Thursday.
25:12Ha, ha, ha, ha.
25:13Hang on, I know it.
25:15Erm, Tequila Mockingbird.
25:17Ooh.
25:18You got it.
25:20You got it.
25:21You got it.
25:22Bye, new man.
25:23Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:24Mwah.
25:25Right, come and get another drink.
25:26And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:29Have you got a play?
25:30Is this too much?
25:32This is the best Christmas ever.
25:34Oh.
25:35I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:37Well, it makes me happy.
25:39Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:44Yeah?
25:45Yeah.
25:46Yeah.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Yeah.
25:49Oh.
25:50Decent, that one.
25:52Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:54Hey.
25:55Hey.
25:56So, I've got you one more present.
25:57Erm, well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but you ready?
26:01Go on.
26:02Hmm.
26:03Oh.
26:04Eh?
26:05Yeah.
26:06We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:10I mean, literally.
26:11I think we went through about four of them.
26:12I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:13And how did you manage that?
26:14Well, I used to...
26:15I found it very tense.
26:16I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:18Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:22I did not.
26:23Always.
26:24Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:26Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:28Yeah, I won every time.
26:30Ridiculously.
26:31So we're playing, then, or what?
26:32Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:33Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:34It's only two players.
26:35Look, we can team up.
26:37We can take turns.
26:39It's...
26:40I just...
26:41I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year.
26:45And this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:48Indulge your old dad.
26:49Fine.
26:50Yeah?
26:51Yeah.
26:52We'll play at the table.
26:53So you can turn it over when you lose.
26:54Oh!
26:55Oh!
26:56There's pudding.
26:57Oh!
26:58Oh!
26:59Oh!
27:00Oh!
27:01I'll just turn it in a sec.
27:02How do you just help?
27:03Help Dylan?
27:04Yeah.
27:05One sec.
27:06Alright.
27:07Let's go.
27:08Hello?
27:09I'm coming.
27:10Things are gonna be okay.
27:11Do you know that?
27:12Yeah, I do.
27:13It's me.
27:14Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:16Okay.
27:17Then I'll do it.
27:19I'll come with you.
27:20Bye bye.
27:21Bye bye.
27:22Bye bye guys.
27:24Bye bye.
27:25I'm coming.
27:26Things are gonna be okay.
27:27Do you know that?
27:28Yeah.
27:29I do.
27:30It's me.
27:31Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:34Okay.
27:35Then I'll do it.
27:36I'll come with you.
27:37Oh no.
27:38I'm coming.
27:39I'm coming.
27:40Things are gonna be okay.
27:41Do you know that?
27:42Yeah.
27:43What a surprise, you're good at making ladies jokes.
28:13Do you want a soft drink?
28:14Oh I do.
28:15It's pretty good that man.
28:17I can't believe you lost.
28:19Are they beetroot?
28:20Wow.
28:21I don't know.
28:22Why don't we play Cards Against Decency?
28:24Oh yeah.
28:25No we can't, I went and chucked them out.
28:28Why?
28:29Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:32It's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game we can play.
28:36Go on then.
28:38Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:43Oh nah.
28:44That's well boring.
28:46And anyway everyone chooses dares so.
28:48So you book the trend then Charity.
28:51Go Truth.
28:52Ooh.
28:53Anyone want another drink?
28:55Yeah yeah I'll have another one thanks.
28:57Or I've got another one.
28:58Oh this is a really good one.
29:00Never have I ever.
29:01Shall we play that?
29:02Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air darling?
29:06Never have I ever.
29:07Ooh.
29:08Let's think what shall I go with.
29:11Never have I ever.
29:12Come on.
29:13Never have I ever.
29:15Ripped anyone's head off their shoulders but you know what?
29:18The night is yet young.
29:19Come on.
29:20Never have I ever.
29:21Never have I ever.
29:22Never have you ever been this trouble lately.
29:23Shhh.
29:24Shhh.
29:25Shhh.
29:26Shhh.
29:27Shhh.
29:28Shhh.
29:29Shhh.
29:30Shhh.
29:31Shhh.
29:32Shhh.
29:33Shhh.
29:34Shhh.
29:35Shhh.
29:36Shhh.
29:37Shhh.
29:38Shhh.
29:39Shhh.
29:40Alright well come on then.
29:41Who are ya?
29:42My wife's done this.
29:44Have you lost your tongue yeah?
29:47Oh no.
29:48Wait that's right.
29:49Not yet you haven't because I'm gonna cut it off and that's just for the start.
29:53Shhh.
29:54Well that's a big threat.
29:57From a man in your very precarious position.
30:01Shhh.
30:02Shhh.
30:03Oh.
30:23You know I know who you are.
30:25No.
30:26Yeah.
30:27Saved on introductions.
30:29Johnny Psycho.
30:30The murderer.
30:31Not true.
30:32Hmm.
30:33That kid wrapped himself up in tarpaulin and jumped in the lake of the air.
30:38Show some respect.
30:40That kid had a name.
30:42Neat.
30:43And his death was an accident.
30:45Oh.
30:46Right.
30:47That would not be why nobody hates you then.
30:49Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:52No.
30:53Not very popular.
30:54Not very popular are ya.
30:55Not very popular are ya.
30:57No.
30:58No.
30:59Truth be told.
31:00I made some mistakes.
31:01I let things slip.
31:02But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:14The storm's coming.
31:16Not literally.
31:17Idiot.
31:18Read.
31:19You caused a bitter one though didn't you?
31:20What with your little siege.
31:21Yeah I read all about that in the news.
31:22A sword.
31:23Very er.
31:24Very visually arresting.
31:25Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:26I came this close.
31:27To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:28Just after I drugged you.
31:29And stopped you shooting my husband.
31:30No.
31:31I was so wrong.
31:32No I was so wrong.
31:33No.
31:34No.
31:35No.
31:36No.
31:37No.
31:38No.
31:39No.
31:40No.
31:41No.
31:42No.
31:43No.
31:44No.
31:45No.
31:46No.
31:47No.
31:48No.
31:49No.
31:50No.
31:51No.
31:52No.
31:53No.
31:54No.
31:55I was so wrong about you.
31:56You're completely mentally stable.
31:58Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:01Aaron is not going to miss out on anything.
32:03He knows where his future lies.
32:05But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:08So this is your little squat is it?
32:11I like what you've done with the place.
32:14Well I see.
32:15Yours it's er.
32:17It's mine.
32:18No.
32:19Hmm.
32:20Well.
32:21It suits you.
32:22It just needs to knock together a little pad itself for ya.
32:26Cause that's where you're ending up.
32:28I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:31Together like we are meant to be.
32:33Happy.
32:34Content.
32:35And committed to each other.
32:38With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:40By anyone ever again.
32:41Tell me one thing near coming clean will achieve.
32:45I'll tell you two.
32:47She'll know the truth.
32:48Jacob will know the truth.
32:50And also Mac will know the truth.
32:51And yeah I know that's three.
32:52I've had a drink.
32:53Sue me.
32:54Oh no.
32:55Beautiful speech Vanessa.
32:56Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:00Feels like that's your job don't you think?
33:03No it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just.
33:05If they just.
33:06If they just.
33:07Lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:08She's never going to forgive me for this and you know that.
33:15Mmm.
33:16Fair for that Liam.
33:17You know I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:21Oh.
33:22Well it's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:33Kindred spirits.
33:34Oh.
33:35Cute.
33:36I am actually yeah.
33:37Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day?
33:39Since that where you've been.
33:48Oh sorry is this a private party?
33:50Doesn't have to be.
33:51Sit down.
33:52We didn't want to intrude.
33:53No no no.
33:54Not at all.
33:55It's Mary not with you?
33:56No she's a.
33:57She's a very keen Scrabble player.
33:59Very keen.
34:00And serious.
34:02We didn't lie to her.
34:04I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:06Oh.
34:07To see if he checked in with you at all.
34:09Has he?
34:10No.
34:11I got a card.
34:13Just said Kay.
34:15I know what he's done.
34:16But no one should be alone at this time if you.
34:18Do you want a drink?
34:19Ooh.
34:20I reckon Claudette could be trouble on Bubbles.
34:23I'm not.
34:24I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:27I'll have a Shandy.
34:28No.
34:29Just joking.
34:30Or am I?
34:32Cheers everyone.
34:34Well just.
34:35Just.
34:36Hang on a sec.
34:40I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:44Oh well that's not true.
34:45But carry on.
34:47It's good.
34:48It's very good.
34:49Um.
34:50I just.
34:51I just wanted to say.
34:52This year has been a bit.
34:53Well I mean even by our standards.
34:55It's er.
34:56It's been a weird one.
35:00It's been hard.
35:01Mostly.
35:03Very hard.
35:05Sometimes.
35:06It's scary.
35:07And.
35:08It's been sad.
35:09But it's also been.
35:10Amazing.
35:11And although you.
35:12Most of you are.
35:13A pain in the back side.
35:14Erm.
35:15You're family.
35:16We're family.
35:17And.
35:18I'm glad we've got each other.
35:19So you know.
35:20Merry Christmas.
35:22Merry Christmas.
35:24Merry Christmas.
35:25Merry Christmas.
35:27Merry Christmas.
35:28�� viver does notному.
35:29Well somebody.
35:30Å‚Ä…der was in the pipe.
35:31Harry plays him.
35:32And although you.
35:34Most of you.
35:35A pain in the back side.
35:36Erm.
35:37You're family.
35:38We're family.
35:39And.
35:40I'm glad we've got eachother.
35:42So you know.
35:43Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:45Merry Christmas.
35:46To you family.
35:47Well and you.
35:48Hi.
35:49It's colourful % Tourism.
35:50Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:52No, she wants her baby so much, and this isn't that.
35:57You got pregnant by your husband.
36:00Your husband, who's already had one child ripped out of his life
36:04and despite your age-defying lady bits,
36:08isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:10Charity, it's so wrong on so many levels.
36:15Do you know what else it is?
36:16None of my business.
36:18Bingo!
36:18So do you know what I'm going to do right now?
36:21I'm going to go home, and I suggest you follow and get Johnny
36:24and go home yourself, preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:45Merry Christmas!
36:46Merry Christmas!
36:47Merry Christmas!
36:48Merry Christmas!
36:50Right, torch is on.
36:53OK, let's go see Grandad.
36:55Do you want it?
36:55We'll swap.
37:01Bit of it quiet on the way over here.
37:05You been thinking about your mum?
37:07Always.
37:10I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:12I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:13Oh, yeah.
37:13Oh, have we got to buy her a present again?
37:18Ka-ching.
37:22What are we doing?
37:25Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:28Yeah.
37:29I'll take it.
37:29I'll take it out.
37:29I'll take it out.
37:37What's this?
37:38This is a lot of hard work.
37:42So are you up for it?
37:43Me?
37:44Why?
37:46Because this is your car.
37:48Merry Christmas, son.
37:49Is it actually mine?
37:52I mean, it's a bit of a state at the moment.
37:54OK.
37:57Well, it won't be when we're finished, though,
37:59because me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
38:03Three years.
38:04What?
38:05Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:09So you're up for it or what?
38:10Yeah, definitely.
38:11Definitely.
38:19Like I didn't exist.
38:49So you're up for it.
39:19Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:24Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:27Absolutely.
39:28110%.
39:29Oh, no.
39:30Don't be that person.
39:31What person?
39:33The butcherer of percentages.
39:36Butcherer is not a word.
39:38Yes, it is.
39:39What's it mean, then?
39:41Someone...
39:42Who butchers?
39:44It's just a butcher.
39:44Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:47You've got the keys.
39:49Oh, you've got the keys.
39:49You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:52Oh!
39:54I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:56Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aaron.
39:59Do you think you're still asleep?
40:01Oh, yeah.
40:02You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:04All right.
40:06All right.
40:08Fish.
40:13Where have you been?
40:15Out.
40:16Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:19Where'd you go?
40:20I went for a walk.
40:23Oh, right.
40:24Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:27So, not an easy day, then.
40:36No, it's been fun.
40:38Where is everyone?
40:40Er, Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:43Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter,
40:46and Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:52We are alone.
40:55For once.
40:57Do you want to take advantage?
40:59Mm-hmm.
41:01Are we good?
41:03We're great.
41:06Come on, then.
41:07We're great.
41:07We're great.
41:08Come on.
41:08Come on, then.
41:09We're great.
41:09Come on, then.
41:09We're great.
41:09We're great.
41:10Hey! Glad tidings one and all!
41:34Oh, back out of your bowl!
41:36All of that!
42:06That's better.
42:18Big day, eh? Big year. I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:36Yeah, yeah. I'll go and check. Won't be sick.
42:40Won't be sick.
43:10No, he's fine. He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:22So many people care about you, but...
43:32Not one of them as much as I do.
43:362025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:40But 26, no.
43:44That is going to be the best year ever.
43:48Because you and me, we're going to be together.
43:52No matter what.
43:54No matter what.
43:58No matter what.
44:16No matter who Magicgano...
44:22No matter what...
44:25You
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