How fat am I?
Ayla casually jumps ta the top of a chair an I hafta plan to jump ta the seat of one.
I cant climb more than 4 feet up a tree.
When I jump down from a chair, The Big Thing can tell from another room. When Ayla jumps down from one next ta him, he cant tell!
I weighed 9.5 pounds yesserday; Ayla is a year older an weighs only 5.25 pounds.
And Im on a DIET!!!
