Birdies Inna Pie?

IZA: I like ta watch TV.  I bat at small stuff like airplanes an elephants and big hummerbirds.  So I noticed this cookin show.  It looked like little pies.  I got real ecited cuz I remembered the "blackbirds baked inna pie" song an thought that was what they were doin!

Here are all the pies.  They look big enough...

 

 Then they went off an did some awful stuff wif vegables, so I dint watch that part.  But I heard them say when they were takin the pies out and jumped back up to watch real close.  The ripped open the pies an LOOK what happened...

 

NOTHING!  No blackbirdies or even little green birdies...  Just bread!

I am disgusted.  If the Food Beins cant cook some blackbirdies like the song says, Im not watchin annymore!  I mean, even The Big Thing has cooked birdies in pies.

So Ill watch HIM instead...