Iza's 12 Days of Chrissy Mouse Song

We are taking up Derby and Ducky's Challenge to write The Twelve Days Of Christmas Song in a new way.  I'm going first...

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Iza’s 12 Days of Goth Chrissymouse

On the twelfth day of Chrissymouse,

My Spitty gave to me

Twelve shrunken monkeys.

Eleven dried-out mousies,

Ten defeathered birdies,

Nine mole tails,

Eight piles of fevvers,

Seven Bits of Shark Fin,

Six Crippled Crickets,

FIVE GOLD NOSE RINGS!

Four Weird Club Invites,

Three Redwood Caskets,

Two Chipmunk Tails,

AND A SQUIRELL THAT’S IMPALED ON THE TREE!!!

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